View Full Version : The commandments of 40K

03-09-2007, 07:50
hi all.
just for the sake of it, why not come up with a list of commandments for warhammer 40000, heres 1 to get the ball rolling:
1: thou shalt not tempt space wolf with bacon. :D

03-09-2007, 07:52
2: thou shalt not shoot at guardsmen cause they are girls

03-09-2007, 07:52
3: Cheese is for eating.

03-09-2007, 07:54
4: models are not to be made of cheese but of plastic and metal

DANG IT! you got to it first!
It does still sorta work so I will leave it.

5: Thous shalt not move models an extra inch by floating your ruler.

03-09-2007, 07:57
6. It is better to charge than be charged unless you are Truly Gritty.

03-09-2007, 08:00
VII. Thou shalt not submit new threads at Warseer for every random thought you have (or is that too specific?) ;)

Disclaimer: Attempt at humour not aimed at this OP.

03-09-2007, 08:04
8: 40k exists outside of forums.

03-09-2007, 08:07
9. Thou shalt have no idea of what Fantasy is.

03-09-2007, 08:09
10: thou shalt offer to but opponent something to drink if you are getting something to drink

[SD] Bob Plisskin
03-09-2007, 08:20
11: Thou shalt not say "anything but a one"

Slaaneshi Slave
03-09-2007, 08:25
12: On the battlefield there is but one commandment: Thou Shalt Kill.

03-09-2007, 08:41
13. Thou shalt attempt to play with fully painted armies.
14. Thou shalt not bicker over a rules disagreement and grab everyone into the conversation.
15. Thou shalt dice off on said rules disagreement and keep playing the game.
16. Thou shalt not scare a pretty female gamer by drooling onto the game table.
17. Thou shalt charge thine Farsight Fire Warriors head long into thine enemy, so as to distract your opponent with side clenching laughter.

03-09-2007, 08:52
18: Thou shalt not irritate the Sisters during the "Red Rage"

The Guy
03-09-2007, 12:15
19: Thou shalt complain about the dark eldar models until new ones are released

03-09-2007, 14:55
I got loads of these stored on my comp:

20. Orks are not "cute."

And a few for the tyranids:

21) Thou shalt not look up when it rains.

22) Thou shall not drown in one's saliva.

23) Thou shalt not hit the Zoanthrope's Head while it sleeps.

24) Thou shalt not play tag with spores.

25) Thou shalt not make references to Godzilla.

26) Thou shall not eat rippers, they are not morsels.

27) Thou shall not cling to Hive Tyrant for protection and claim thee is a bio-morph.

03-09-2007, 15:07
28) Thou shalt not moan
29) Thou shalt not Power game
30) Thy wilt not collect Space Marines
31) Thou shalt burn all heretics
32) Thou shalt cannibalize all enemies
33) Thou shalt obey the word of chaos
34) Thou shalt sout "Let the Galaxy Burn!" as thy rolleth thy dice
35) Thou shalt not tickle Space Marines

03-09-2007, 15:13
36) Thou shalt not attempt to eat yellow snow.

03-09-2007, 15:19
37) Thou shalt move thy models during the game.
38) Thou shalt NOT use proxy models in a game.

03-09-2007, 15:27
39) Thy shalt have a clean desk policy
40) Thou shalt use the floor as a bin
41) Thy art a chicken
42) Thou shalt never, never worship the emperor
43) Thy shalt not eat cats or horses
44) On Wednesdays, let thou only eat the sacred meat of... giraffe...

inquisitor solarris
03-09-2007, 15:36
thou shall not shot his own soldiers for easy killing and rank gaining

03-09-2007, 15:38
46. Thou shalt not add biomorphs to thine baneblade and claim it to be a tyranid baneblade (aka Blade'zilla)

03-09-2007, 16:28
47. thou shalt not have fun unless specifically described in the rulebook