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The Ape
11-04-2005, 20:34

Does the guy actually expect someone to buy it?!!!! :eek:

5upr3m3 h4xx0rz
11-04-2005, 20:41
hey! stop making fun of me! I was short on money so i made one out of my father!

Actually it wasnt me but i am wondering "wtf is he thinking!?!?!"

11-04-2005, 20:43
For 40 dollars, who wouldn't want a bunch of old fishbones? There's even a real scything claw attached to it, and a scenic base.
Now where's my wallet?

11-04-2005, 20:54
....what the hell is it ??

11-04-2005, 20:55
yet, that it getting near to the stupidest GW related Ebay auction i've seen (next to the toilet roll Killer Kans

11-04-2005, 20:56
I would NEVER buy that creapy thing. And I don't think anyone would. Like x-esiv-4c said, I don't even know what it is.

11-04-2005, 20:58
How did he get hold of the new Carnifex ?

11-04-2005, 21:00
must have so very good contacts, as far as I know NO-ONE has seen it yet ;)

11-04-2005, 21:02
i'm still not sure what it is....Like, is it looking at you or what? What end is which? Someone please download it onto paintbrush and give it some labels....

11-04-2005, 22:03
I think that it looks cute somehow. With those little black dots for the eyes....

11-04-2005, 22:35
Hehehe that's the silliest silly thing I've seen in a long while.

12-04-2005, 03:09
I cant really believe that someone is going to buy it.
A sucker born every minute.

12-04-2005, 05:06
It's quite obviously a norn queen, I suspect one of the GW Dev boys is spewing that some one ripped off their idea ;)

12-04-2005, 05:25
So much for playing WYSIWYG.

12-04-2005, 06:17
It looks like an eviscerated bits of a hamster that was unfortunate enough to have attracted the attentions of a mad taxidermist and had a makeover by a fanatical hide curer.....with a scything talon stuck to it.


Brother Munro
12-04-2005, 08:55
Unsurprisingly no one has put in any bids.....

12-04-2005, 09:30
It's made from cow vertebrae and the center section of a pelvis. No, I DIDN'T MAKE THIS, THIS, THING!
Anyway, my friend had a farm and a cow skeleton (don't ask), and when I was in art school, I took some of the bones for a south-west theme display I was working on. That's how I recognized the parts. Honestly.

12-04-2005, 10:22
Admit it. You don't buy cuts of meat, you buy whole cows don't you?

Well, this'll join George Best's liver in the "ebay wtf?" hall of fame.

12-04-2005, 10:35
Ya'll should'nt be so critical, its clearly 'Modern Art' ;) Just you wait it'll win the Turner prize an be worth millions on resale! ;) :p

12-04-2005, 11:10
Never seen anything like it, anything.

Delicious Soy
12-04-2005, 11:28
How did he get hold of the new Carnifex ?Worse he goes off and converts it to have that hideous talon. Why would anyone do that!?

12-04-2005, 12:02
I suddenly feel a lot more confident about my own dodgy modelling skills

Inquisitor Samos
12-04-2005, 12:14
Um, as to the "model" my reaction is....... :rolleyes:

As far as the asking price....... :eek:

That's........ that's really all I can come up with to say, actually.

12-04-2005, 13:49
I would bid for a laugh, but I'm afraid that I might win it...

12-04-2005, 14:08
the most absurd thing ive seen on ebay in a loing time

12-04-2005, 14:15
:eek: :confused:

Lmao, someone bid on it, G*d I would cack myself if you won it :D :D

12-04-2005, 14:18
We could make it the official mini of the Portent successor forums! :D

12-04-2005, 18:29
Funny, I thought it was the resculpt for the Tomb King's Bone Giant...

Seer Spankwell
12-04-2005, 19:37
Dear lord, who in their right mind would build, let alone WANT that! it looks like he just crapped it out and sculpted it a bit!

12-04-2005, 19:56
Hey! Who allowed him to sculpt me!? Where's my check? At the price he's asking, I should least get something. But not the model, please god, no.

Justicar Jacob
13-04-2005, 02:56
It's a work of Modern Art!

grizzly ruin
13-04-2005, 04:54
:grizzly ruin makes a silent, desperate plea for a massive WTF!!?? button:


14-04-2005, 05:02
I want that as a trophy for the next tournament I play in!!!!

In all honesty, you could probably buy it and tell people that its modern art... they would all oohh, and aahhh and what not...

I wonder if there's still some meat on them bones? Maybe it's a meal as well as a carnifex?



14-04-2005, 05:24
I think its meant to be bursting out of the ground like a sandworm or something.

Ass Goblin
14-04-2005, 06:39
I want it...really. I think it's kinda cool. Mind you i'd only pay around $0.20 for it but still.

Brother Muninn
14-04-2005, 07:58
I'm 50% sure that's a Pokemon....

The boyz
14-04-2005, 09:45
Truly an awful minature. What more could you say.

14-04-2005, 09:55
yet, that it getting near to the stupidest GW related Ebay auction i've seen (next to the toilet roll Killer Kans

Don't suppose anyone's got a link to that? Now I really want to see those..... :p

14-04-2005, 15:05
Oh man! I'm gonna get this one. I new GW was hiding the secret model in the new nid box somewhere.

14-04-2005, 17:31
I think everyone whould bid on it at least once, and see which poor unfortunate ends up winning :D

Salty :)

14-04-2005, 19:34
I think everyone whould bid on it at least once, and see which poor unfortunate ends up winning :D

Salty :)

That would be the first guy to bid....

As the rest of us all sat around, filled with much mirth and laughter...



15-04-2005, 15:21
What a weird model that is. Now where's that wtf smiley when you need it ??

15-04-2005, 15:55
I'm not surprised no-one bought it... :p

15-04-2005, 17:20
Cool! It's... erhmm.... What the heck is it? And what are those scything talons doing on top of it...?

15-04-2005, 17:30
Do none of you know nothing of the Nids?

Its obviously the Unidentifiable Horrific Mess That Was Vomited Up By The Great Belly Of The Hive When It Had Really Bad Indigestion.


Salty :)