View Full Version : Free Guildership competion

30-08-2005, 22:00
If this isn't allowed can the mods please close this thread.

Ok heres the deal i will buy someone or somepeople guildership for 6 months if they give me the best and funniest reason to.


1) I am like a God what i say is final
2) Only one entry per username excess will be ignored and first reason taken.
3) The competion ends when i get bored

So let the competion begin.

30-08-2005, 22:22
I'll be paying for mine anyway, but thanks for the offer.

Best of luck to those who enter, and I personnally would like to thank Oliver for being so generous, for no apparent reason.

*shifts eyes shiftily*


30-08-2005, 22:25
You mean you want something like;

The reason I want Ollie to give me a free guildership, is that..... and therefore I kiss his ass?

Or something like that?

30-08-2005, 22:26
Yes, kissing ass is the name of the game,

Change the thread title to that, could work.


30-08-2005, 22:30
I am being serious i could do with a laugh in my life right now and someone was kind to me today so im being kind to someone else.

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 22:34
I am the walrus. Therefore I must be a guilder.

EDIT: Beatles analogies apparently confuse people :(

30-08-2005, 22:35
all i can say to that is :wtf:

30-08-2005, 22:35
This (http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/2237.html) always makes me laugh, but I doubt it's wortha free guildership.

Another couple of things, www.potterpuppetpals.com is good, and I was almost reduced to tears at this (http://www.eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf), working on a bit of a theme as you can see.

Also try www.funnyjunk.com, www.milkandcookies.com (I especially recommend the unnecesary censorship stuff) and www.big-boys.com

Here's (http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Starwars99/Spoofs/) some star wars funny stuff
Here (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storewars.org) is Store wars, more to come.


Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 22:37
Laugh or thoust be a hereticeth. (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song)

30-08-2005, 22:45
Actually that's awful, I would have laughed a couple of years ago, but now I'm too tired.

(I feel old)


Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 22:47
I'm desperate. Cant you tell? :cries:

30-08-2005, 22:49
Beaver and Steve will rock your world! (www.beaverandsteve.com)

30-08-2005, 23:14
I will set my custom rank to "Führer" and blame you when they strike me for it.

30-08-2005, 23:14
Buy me Guildership and my custom title will be "Oliver's B!tch"

30-08-2005, 23:17
And we have a winner as long as he does it N'bel will you do what you've said?

30-08-2005, 23:21
provided the Mods allow it, yes, yes I will :)

30-08-2005, 23:24
Ok he wins i will go and buy your guildership now.

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 23:25
...You are so not the eggman Oliver :mad: :cries: :p

30-08-2005, 23:28
I’m sorry but it was just too good to an opportunity to miss, and N’bel guildership has been paid for just wait for it to be sorted out now.

30-08-2005, 23:31
provided the Mods allow it, yes, yes I will :)Yes, there was a "someone's bitch" custom-rank once...

30-08-2005, 23:33
Was its Nick's bitch it normally seems to be a joke revolving around nick.

30-08-2005, 23:37
It was Gaebriel's bitch, so I know about it... ;)

But I'll spare the individual... :p

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 23:41
Someone else better start another thread giving away Guildership. Hell, I should get just so the mods could let me spam in the wastes and not everywhere else :D
EDIT:Oh, and congratulations to Nbel for his new title soon to be and for his guildership, the lucky bastard

30-08-2005, 23:48
Well as soon as he gets his title i might have to change mine to something more fitting like "N'bel is my Bitch" i don't know well see....

30-08-2005, 23:53
wow, I've never won anything before :D except for mvp when I played little league like 10 years ago...

I'll try and live up to freaks standards and spam in the wastes like a good little wastoid.

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 23:57
Well, you'll have to get around 800 posts in three months (didnt start posting till June even though I registered in march)

31-08-2005, 00:22
damn went so fast oh well if you do promise to give me guildership i will promise to put your name over the 7lines allowed in my sig, everyone linked to your profile.

freak ive managed 400posts in less then 2 weeks (that in itself should be worthy of guildership)

Freak Ona Leash
31-08-2005, 00:40
Damn...well, I did manage 500 posts in one motnh. At least in my profile it goes all the way to post 320 something on the first of August.

5upr3m3 h4xx0rz
31-08-2005, 01:04
*completely retarted post deleted*

31-08-2005, 01:53
You should give it to me to make me feel better. God ate my house. :eek:

31-08-2005, 08:35
You should give it to me to make me feel better. God ate my house. :eek:

It was more that God went to the bathroom to fart.

31-08-2005, 09:13
Damn...well, I did manage 500 posts in one motnh. At least in my profile it goes all the way to post 320 something on the first of August.

well im not counting posts in the role playing, or computer games section...

31-08-2005, 09:17
I shall enter, as my last hope. with my pearl closet waiting for me in my plasma's wastes train.

if i win, i will once again rule the wastes with my über knolege and power, whats more, i shall convey a series of jpgs against the scum of teh wastes like Carrots, pant wearing animals and etc.. monsters.....
and of course i will add "Oliver's randomness got me to teh wastes" to my sig.

damn, i needed to check this threads out quicker *tries to acces tardis, fails*

EDIT:i forgot to mention:

31-08-2005, 09:24
ill donate my kidney to you, oliver!

31-08-2005, 10:43
The competion is now over so im going to close this thread.