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Oliver
30-08-2005, 22:00
If this isn't allowed can the mods please close this thread.

Ok heres the deal i will buy someone or somepeople guildership for 6 months if they give me the best and funniest reason to.

Rules:

1) I am like a God what i say is final
2) Only one entry per username excess will be ignored and first reason taken.
3) The competion ends when i get bored

So let the competion begin.

tzeentchgiant
30-08-2005, 22:22
I'll be paying for mine anyway, but thanks for the offer.

Best of luck to those who enter, and I personnally would like to thank Oliver for being so generous, for no apparent reason.

*shifts eyes shiftily*

TG

Verergoca
30-08-2005, 22:25
You mean you want something like;

The reason I want Ollie to give me a free guildership, is that..... and therefore I kiss his ass?

Or something like that?

tzeentchgiant
30-08-2005, 22:26
Yes, kissing ass is the name of the game,

Change the thread title to that, could work.

TG

Oliver
30-08-2005, 22:30
I am being serious i could do with a laugh in my life right now and someone was kind to me today so im being kind to someone else.

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 22:34
I am the walrus. Therefore I must be a guilder.

EDIT: Beatles analogies apparently confuse people :(

Oliver
30-08-2005, 22:35
all i can say to that is :wtf:

tzeentchgiant
30-08-2005, 22:35
This (http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/2237.html) always makes me laugh, but I doubt it's wortha free guildership.

Another couple of things, www.potterpuppetpals.com is good, and I was almost reduced to tears at this (http://www.eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf), working on a bit of a theme as you can see.

Also try www.funnyjunk.com, www.milkandcookies.com (I especially recommend the unnecesary censorship stuff) and www.big-boys.com

Here's (http://www.eonline.com/Features/Features/Starwars99/Spoofs/) some star wars funny stuff
Here (http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.storewars.org) is Store wars, more to come.

TG

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 22:37
Laugh or thoust be a hereticeth. (http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song)

tzeentchgiant
30-08-2005, 22:45
Actually that's awful, I would have laughed a couple of years ago, but now I'm too tired.

(I feel old)

TG

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 22:47
I'm desperate. Cant you tell? :cries:

Verergoca
30-08-2005, 22:49
Beaver and Steve will rock your world! (www.beaverandsteve.com)

Makaber
30-08-2005, 23:14
I will set my custom rank to "Führer" and blame you when they strike me for it.

N'bel
30-08-2005, 23:14
Buy me Guildership and my custom title will be "Oliver's B!tch"

Oliver
30-08-2005, 23:17
And we have a winner as long as he does it N'bel will you do what you've said?

N'bel
30-08-2005, 23:21
provided the Mods allow it, yes, yes I will :)

Oliver
30-08-2005, 23:24
Ok he wins i will go and buy your guildership now.

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 23:25
...You are so not the eggman Oliver :mad: :cries: :p

Oliver
30-08-2005, 23:28
I’m sorry but it was just too good to an opportunity to miss, and N’bel guildership has been paid for just wait for it to be sorted out now.

Gaebriel
30-08-2005, 23:31
provided the Mods allow it, yes, yes I will :)Yes, there was a "someone's bitch" custom-rank once...

Oliver
30-08-2005, 23:33
Was its Nick's bitch it normally seems to be a joke revolving around nick.

Gaebriel
30-08-2005, 23:37
It was Gaebriel's bitch, so I know about it... ;)

But I'll spare the individual... :p

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 23:41
Someone else better start another thread giving away Guildership. Hell, I should get just so the mods could let me spam in the wastes and not everywhere else :D
EDIT:Oh, and congratulations to Nbel for his new title soon to be and for his guildership, the lucky bastard

Oliver
30-08-2005, 23:48
Well as soon as he gets his title i might have to change mine to something more fitting like "N'bel is my Bitch" i don't know well see....

N'bel
30-08-2005, 23:53
wow, I've never won anything before :D except for mvp when I played little league like 10 years ago...

I'll try and live up to freaks standards and spam in the wastes like a good little wastoid.

Freak Ona Leash
30-08-2005, 23:57
Well, you'll have to get around 800 posts in three months (didnt start posting till June even though I registered in march)

Wiseman
31-08-2005, 00:22
damn went so fast oh well if you do promise to give me guildership i will promise to put your name over the 7lines allowed in my sig, everyone linked to your profile.

freak ive managed 400posts in less then 2 weeks (that in itself should be worthy of guildership)

Freak Ona Leash
31-08-2005, 00:40
Damn...well, I did manage 500 posts in one motnh. At least in my profile it goes all the way to post 320 something on the first of August.

5upr3m3 h4xx0rz
31-08-2005, 01:04
*completely retarted post deleted*

TitusAndronicus
31-08-2005, 01:53
You should give it to me to make me feel better. God ate my house. :eek:

berzerka
31-08-2005, 08:35
You should give it to me to make me feel better. God ate my house. :eek:

It was more that God went to the bathroom to fart.

Wiseman
31-08-2005, 09:13
Damn...well, I did manage 500 posts in one motnh. At least in my profile it goes all the way to post 320 something on the first of August.

well im not counting posts in the role playing, or computer games section...

plasmadaemon
31-08-2005, 09:17
I shall enter, as my last hope. with my pearl closet waiting for me in my plasma's wastes train.

if i win, i will once again rule the wastes with my über knolege and power, whats more, i shall convey a series of jpgs against the scum of teh wastes like Carrots, pant wearing animals and etc.. monsters.....
and of course i will add "Oliver's randomness got me to teh wastes" to my sig.

damn, i needed to check this threads out quicker *tries to acces tardis, fails*


EDIT:i forgot to mention:

useless
31-08-2005, 09:24
ill donate my kidney to you, oliver!

Oliver
31-08-2005, 10:43
The competion is now over so im going to close this thread.