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max the dog
14-01-2008, 22:08
Who in their right mind would do this to their army.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Unique-Painted-40k-Necron-Army-w-Codex_W0QQitemZ190189777974QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4412 1QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Nephilim of Sin
14-01-2008, 22:11
That is awesome. If I had money, I would buy it.

Damien 1427
14-01-2008, 22:13
I've seen that before, I think. It's still hilarious.

Raven1
14-01-2008, 22:14
I have seen picture of that floating around the web, that is well I don't know what to say really now that I have seen the whole army.

skott4991
14-01-2008, 22:15
It definatly unique, ill give them that. :p

floyd pinkerton
14-01-2008, 22:15
ROFLCOPTER!

:D


seen bits of that before, but its still very funny!

Overlord Krycis
14-01-2008, 22:16
OMG!

That is brilliant! :D

I want a Ladybug Tomb Spider now...

cleansingfury
14-01-2008, 22:16
I hate yo right now!
I am acually sick andthat made me throw up!

Killgore
14-01-2008, 22:19
the wraiths did make me giggle

dblaz3r
14-01-2008, 22:20
That is bloody marvelous, I wonder if a certain girl would be impressed if I picked one of those flowers and gave it to her? :)

Sergeant Uriel Ventris
14-01-2008, 22:21
That is hilarious. I love the flower wraiths.

Xaskus
14-01-2008, 22:22
That's not nearly as bad as the Necron Beach Boys army. I would find a link but I really don't want to look at them again.

xibo
14-01-2008, 22:22
Haha, it s awesome!

centy
14-01-2008, 22:23
we all know who smokes to much of the green stuff with maybe a lot of crack for desert.

Acheron,Bringer of Terror
14-01-2008, 22:24
WIN

then army is awersome xD just dont treat is seriously ;)

MrBigMr
14-01-2008, 22:26
*starts singing*
"Gay means happy and happy means gay..."

Seen pics of that around the net. Funny. Those pansies are hilarious.

Wikhed
14-01-2008, 22:37
OMG now I'm gonna have to paint my tomb spyder as a ladybug :D

The UnNamed One
14-01-2008, 22:45
Iv seen that on eBay before a couple of time, maybe nobody wants to buy it.

Iron_Wolves
14-01-2008, 22:47
ohhh come and smell the flowers and play with the butterflies :P

Shortseer
14-01-2008, 22:47
I,Captain Yellowshirt, I would paint that

lord_blackfang
14-01-2008, 22:48
The army's been around. I've seen it on photos from tournaments and such. Also a SM version of it with actual flower pots for Drop Pods. Now that's brilliant.

loveless
14-01-2008, 22:52
That actually goes beyond brilliance.

However, the willpower required to complete an army in that scheme would have to be immense. Kudos to the originator of the flowery Necrons *nods*

junglesnake
14-01-2008, 23:12
Is it me or do they look like they have just been in a Scissor Sisters video?

Those Necron Warriors look way to Disco(village people) for my liking!

Brother-Captain De Angele
14-01-2008, 23:12
lol that army is just really i would buy that so i could lauugh at it hehe destroyers with butterfly wings that would make anyone laugh

Captin Korea!
14-01-2008, 23:15
the lady bug made me chuckle. Now if I can do chaos like that, I would.:evilgrin:

505
14-01-2008, 23:16
I'm crying....but its cause Im laughtin so hard

The Orange
14-01-2008, 23:30
Lol I've seen worse (beach boy necrons as mentioned by another poster). Not bad though.

Now you really know the 40k universe is all about war when even "flower power" is something to be feared :p.

Super Ninja
15-01-2008, 00:12
I meet the guy who made the pink marines with the flower pot drop pods (I think) and it looks like he made those crons too. It looks like the same stickers and flowers he used are used for these guys too.

Darnok
15-01-2008, 00:16
It is unique, the painting is technically good, and the idea itself is hilarious. As long as you like it, buy it. I consider the price to be much too high, but to each his own.

E-616
15-01-2008, 00:22
Flower Wraiths are awesome, clearly some diabolical scheme on behalf of the Deceiver ;)

vipernyc
15-01-2008, 00:32
That army is full of win.

Stella Cadente
15-01-2008, 00:38
Who in their right mind would do this to their army.
someone who enjoys a good laugh and prefers a lighter side to 40k

smileyface
15-01-2008, 00:38
Because it's a thing of great beauty?

That is fantastic. If I were playing against it I'd be sorry about killing it.

Halcyon504
15-01-2008, 00:41
I think it's excellent, and it's a Poster Example of someone saying "Screw fluff and 'Proper' paint schemes, I'm letting my imagination take over."

As good(?) as it may be to get serious into your fluff and paint jobs, sometimes it's great to be able to step back and let your imagination take over, which is what this person did. Is it serious? No. Is that ok? Definitely!

larabic
15-01-2008, 00:41
Best

Monolith

Ever....





If your going to spew... spew into this

PotatoLegs
15-01-2008, 00:43
In the dark future of the 41st millenium there are only Petunias

Awesome army

Corporal Chaos
15-01-2008, 01:31
Corny, Well done and creative but very corny. I, personally dislike it. But whatever blows up your skirt.:wtf:

Darkhorse
15-01-2008, 01:48
The Necron monoliths at the RGMB in Chester are painted a sort of tartan pattern. The Necron destroyers are being repainted the same way. No flowers or butterfly wings yet though.

HorgothTheGreat
15-01-2008, 01:52
Dasiy Wraiths FTW.

deathwing_marine
15-01-2008, 02:00
I've seen the Wraiths before, but I find those Destroyers hilarious :p

I'm curious about the Beach Boy Necrons, linky?

Captain Micha
15-01-2008, 02:04
I am so glad I don't have the cash.. I would buy it...
teehee.

I love that army. The destroyers make it in my mind.

Chaplain of Chaos
15-01-2008, 02:29
Daisy wraiths are adorable!

max the dog
15-01-2008, 02:58
I pity the fool who looses to a bunch of flower power necrons.

a guy with a gun
15-01-2008, 03:04
lol someone who hates Necrons? I dunno...

CommisarMolotov
15-01-2008, 03:12
In a similar vein, for those who might not have seen them...

The "Hello Kitty" Battle Sisters:

http://www.exlibrismortis.org/ExLibrisnewSistersArmy.html

Captain Micha
15-01-2008, 03:16
I'm so confused.. my mind.. it hurts...

A13X
15-01-2008, 04:25
That is so awsome... Whoever made that army has guts.

Imagine being beaten by that in a tournament though... the shame...

Some great conversions if you think about it though.

AngryAngel
15-01-2008, 04:30
That army is sure painted..and nothing says end to all life, like those necrons.

hush88
15-01-2008, 05:01
Artistically they are amazing, fluff wise......they are too darn "fluffy" to be fluffy.

logosloki
15-01-2008, 05:12
I would buy that if I had the money. The flower wraiths featured in a thread on "unique" models late last year. I like the presentation, plus, unlike most of the ebay items, it is well painted. I especially like the jester pattern on the deceiver that ties it into the theme of the army.

dark-hamish
15-01-2008, 06:15
Almost as bad as the baby blue with pink glitter "my little pony" tyranids I saw once. Or the squats in diapers with plasma rattles and pacifiers.

Honestly, some people.... ;-)

bosstroll
15-01-2008, 10:24
Almost as bad as the baby blue with pink glitter "my little pony" tyranids I saw once. Or the squats in diapers with plasma rattles and pacifiers.

Honestly, some people.... ;-)


Pics ?

kthxbye. ;)

oh and: daisywraiths wrok !

JonesRob
15-01-2008, 10:56
The wraiths are awesome lol :p

W0lf
15-01-2008, 11:07
pure genius

Sholto
15-01-2008, 11:23
Daisywraiths = Bill & Ben with claws. Pure genius :)

I love the trippy Monolith as well - we'll, like, be back, man, mmkay?

Sholto

nargileh
15-01-2008, 11:59
http://hosting.hwcommunity.com/050811203518-Necron%20pink%20monolith.jpg

Lastie
15-01-2008, 12:22
I don't know whether to laugh or cry ... I think I'll try both ...

:cries::p

Mercer
15-01-2008, 12:26
It is different, but not my cup of tea. Each one to there own and qudos for doing something different.

Mercer

Scythe
15-01-2008, 12:28
I've seen the Wraiths before, but I find those Destroyers hilarious :p

I'm curious about the Beach Boy Necrons, linky?

No link, but I still had the attached image of the beach Deceiver saved somewhere. It should tell you enough about the army...:p

jfrazell
15-01-2008, 12:29
My daughter just found her first Necron army

"This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius age of A Quar Rius!"

Teufelskerl
15-01-2008, 14:31
That army is made of awesome, and I give total props to the person who conceived the idea.

I can only feel sorry to those guys who are so uncertain of their own manhood that they are unable to see the humour in this army.


Frederich

Vladigar
15-01-2008, 15:43
I'd hit it. ;)

Actually, just the looks on the faces of my friends when deploying this army would almost be worth the price. How many points is this?

Wolfmother
15-01-2008, 15:59
whoever did that deserves to be shot three times

what a quief!

:cries::cries::cries:

A.S.modai
15-01-2008, 16:09
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2006/Atlanta_2006/Coverage/Golden_Demon/images/demon_models/popup.htm?/GamesDay2006/Baltimore_2006/Coverage/tourneyarmies/40k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.

Dominatrix
15-01-2008, 16:24
Hahaha butterfly necrons, nice touch! Imagine playing in a tournament and getting beaten by a necron force painted like that! :D

Phoenix_79
15-01-2008, 17:07
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2006/Atlanta_2006/Coverage/Golden_Demon/images/demon_models/popup.htm?/GamesDay2006/Baltimore_2006/Coverage/tourneyarmies/40k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.

OKay, now THAT is just awesome! I thought the Necrons were funny, the Hello Kitty SoB have left my mind in tatters and then that comes along... I LOVE it, especially the use of warp spiders to keep the whole theme solid. Brilliant! The War Walker's major cool as well.

Wolfmother
15-01-2008, 20:33
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.co...k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.

i quite like it!

howmany warp spidrs does he want!

chivalrous
15-01-2008, 21:14
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2006/Atlanta_2006/Coverage/Golden_Demon/images/demon_models/popup.htm?/GamesDay2006/Baltimore_2006/Coverage/tourneyarmies/40k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.

Spectacular! Amazing! (etc. :p)

Captin Korea!
15-01-2008, 21:27
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2006/Atlanta_2006/Coverage/Golden_Demon/images/demon_models/popup.htm?/GamesDay2006/Baltimore_2006/Coverage/tourneyarmies/40k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.


Best....Eldar....Ever.:D

Sir_Turalyon
15-01-2008, 21:27
Flower and buttefly Necrons are great, ladybird tomb spider made me laugh for a minute, wife come to check out if I'm OK and cat to give me strange look.

Maine
15-01-2008, 21:56
I JUST finished painting 1000 pts of my wifes Necrons in a solid silver and blue-metal scheme, and now this.. she wants me to buy it for her. I just might, and claim the Necrons I just finished painting as my own.

kairous
15-01-2008, 21:59
now this is why the outsider and void dragon have really been hiding all this time, LOL

EyeOfTerra
15-01-2008, 22:14
That is the coolest thing I have ever seen. Those wraiths are pure comedy!!!

oceansoul
15-01-2008, 22:20
If I hadn't just spent over 600 on Guard today I'd buy those damn Necrons. God now why, I just want them.

blackspring
16-01-2008, 00:58
Who in their right mind would do this to their army.

The person who did this most likely does not take the game so goddamn seriously as to actually end up looking and sounding ridiculous. This is a game, and the miniatures are more so iconic and stylistic in my mind than to actually represent real-life-like men and aliens duking it out in some absurdly dark and highly unlikely futuristic landscape.

Anyone who thinks of their games of 40k as more than a fun little game needs to re-evaluate their maturity level and sense of taste. Read a book, listen to some good music, look at some art. This rant may seem out of place, but I think it is very appropriate as I am fed up with players/hobbyists who lack artistic and stylistic depth beyond the maturity of a 15-year old. Eg. "Dude, tanks are cool." or "Damn, girls are so stupid." or "Those pink necrons make me want to puke." It's this mentality that helps to maintain the "nerdy" and "geeky" status that is so often associated with "nerdy" and "geeky" games.

Yes, the pink-barbie necrons seem very childish, but isn't it more childish to take the game of 40k too seriously? It's kind of like my 8-year old son who mocks my 3-year old for watching Barnie while the 8-year old watches Power Rangers religiously. We are all a bit silly and ridiculous and it is realizing and admitting this that is a sign of maturity. I apologize if I offended the original poster as this was not my intent, but there are many of these same minds out there and I feel the need to vent.

Anyways, I think this is awesome.



I can only feel sorry to those guys who are so uncertain of their own manhood that they are unable to see the humour in this army.

Exactly.

Now I"m expecting some flames.

Captain Micha
16-01-2008, 01:09
@ the Eldar Wow.. just wow... really...

max the dog
16-01-2008, 02:45
It's the dreaded red pipe cleaner Bloodletter army!!!!

Stella Cadente
16-01-2008, 03:24
It's the dreaded red pipe cleaner Bloodletter army!!!!
that IS the single most fantastic army, in the entire existence of 40k, no joke, no sarcasm, it just IS

Brothergrimm
16-01-2008, 03:42
Ha made me smile.

Stella Cadente
16-01-2008, 03:52
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2006/Atlanta_2006/Coverage/Golden_Demon/images/demon_models/popup.htm?/GamesDay2006/Baltimore_2006/Coverage/tourneyarmies/40k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.
thats pathetic because its influenced by spiderman, it fails, horribly:cries:

DinoDoc
16-01-2008, 04:08
I'm seriously considering placing a bid on those necrons. :) Go well with the Ebay Pirate Chaos army I bought.

DinoDoc
16-01-2008, 04:14
It's the dreaded red pipe cleaner Bloodletter army!!!!Whoever did that army so needs to update it for the new CSM codex. It's too awesome to let die.

Ianos
16-01-2008, 04:48
Shao Khan voice:


"That was pathetic!"

theluc
16-01-2008, 04:49
hahahaha ROfl that just too good .. one hell expensive joke .. just too good LOL

Phoenix_79
16-01-2008, 06:01
It's the dreaded red pipe cleaner Bloodletter army!!!!

That is simply the greatest, most original army I have EVER seen! Genius!

Da Boyzz
16-01-2008, 11:23
Best wraiths i have ever seen. I think they would be more scary in a war then their usual counterparts.

Scythe
16-01-2008, 11:56
Whoever did that army so needs to update it for the new CSM codex. It's too awesome to let die.

Or wait for the Daemons codex. ;)

Funny stuff here. The spiderman eldar are very nicely done.

ancient_conflict
16-01-2008, 12:09
the whole hippy necron things doesn't exactly fit with the wholesoul consuming theme that they currently have. lol

-Prime-
16-01-2008, 13:28
I love it. I want some flower wraiths.

Earthbeard
16-01-2008, 13:40
i quite like the destroyers.

Grazzy
16-01-2008, 18:02
I like the monolith. I wonder what people would say if i turned up to my local GW with that army.

Stella Cadente
16-01-2008, 19:06
I like the monolith. I wonder what people would say if i turned up to my local GW with that army.
I can imagine
Staff: "YOUR BANNED"
:rolleyes:you can just picture it really

Darkhorse
16-01-2008, 19:20
This one is almost as bad:

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2006/Atlanta_2006/Coverage/Golden_Demon/images/demon_models/popup.htm?/GamesDay2006/Baltimore_2006/Coverage/tourneyarmies/40k/16_eldar.jpg

This is heresy.

The concept is a bit too cheesy, but...

"Spidersquig, Spidersquig..."
Nooo, must resist, must resist, Green iz best...
"Does whatever a Spidersquig... does"
Quick pass da gubbinz!

Atomic Rooster
16-01-2008, 20:56
I love the army, but the Warriors are very plain and they are not up to the same quality as the rest of the force.

DEADLOCK_1992
16-01-2008, 22:20
lol those wraiths r hilarious.

SV_Harlequin
16-01-2008, 22:22
I rather like it.