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visgoth
08-02-2009, 10:10
GW's US website says "The all-new Kroxigor models bristle with strength and barley contained menace."

So they should be pretty easy to beat. The beer will give them false courage and make them think they can take on anybody, when really they will be slowed and clumsy in their drunken state.

(I know... It is just a typo. But it amused me.)

Condottiere
08-02-2009, 10:23
Maybe that's what slann feed them; after all, they are beasts of burden.

Neckutter
08-02-2009, 10:23
typos seem to be in style for GW nowadays.

damn, why do i give this company my money again?

Condottiere
08-02-2009, 10:26
They are a monopoly, for all intents and purposes?

Neckutter
08-02-2009, 10:28
new years resolution: give GW extremely less than 1k worth of my money a year.

Griefbringer
08-02-2009, 11:07
They are a monopoly, for all intents and purposes?

Except that there are dozens of other manufacturers of miniatures and wargaming rules out there?

Perhaps the kroxigors have a hefty pot of barley porridge for breakfast before they go to their daily work of ripping apart intruding Old Worlders? Barley porridge is filling and can be quite good when well done, though the kroxigors might not be the greatest connoisseurs out there.

Barley also makes for tasty bread, though the loaves end up being rather flat unless you mix in also some wheat or so.

Neknoh
08-02-2009, 11:13
that might explain the Cold Blooded rule

Ward.
08-02-2009, 11:36
damn, why do i give this company my money again?

So you have something to do with all those models you bought?

Condottiere
08-02-2009, 11:39
If it's entertainment, it must be a soap opera. Consider all the hanging plotlines, the emotional rollercoaster rides, the spaced out development, the partiality of people for certain factions.