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C. Langana
07-12-2005, 14:36
From Memepool http://www.rhfweb.com/mctom.html. Rather long but some of you will get a kick out of it.

Commissar Vaughn
07-12-2005, 15:21
i didnt read all of that becouse life is far too short...but i think i read enough to come to a sensible conslusion.

oh. my. God.

i find it hard to believe that sombody ahsnt just written that for a laugh. it must be a joke. please?

Jedi152
07-12-2005, 15:28
It is long. Can someone read it and give me the general gist of it? :D

Inquisitor Samos
07-12-2005, 15:30
My opinion?

Methinks someone should have tried a bit harder to avoid the use of mind-altering substances....... :rolleyes:

C. Langana
07-12-2005, 15:34
I haven't read all of it either but just pick a random paragraph and learn that the author is insane.

Commissar Vaughn
07-12-2005, 15:43
basically he reckons hes being targeted by a government of the future who keep using some kind of ray to change his physical and mental characteristics. he also belives that his suppressed natural characteristics (which occasionally shine thru anyway) prove that he is a close relative of king george, hitler, a few famous actors, his own grandmother and a large number of other historical people and celebs. apparently the govt is targetting him thru his tv becouse he instantly starts to turn in to the people/ actors hes watching and can connect with them on a spiritual level.

turn off the tv man!

Luke
07-12-2005, 15:46
sounds like my mate. he schizo'd out after a nasty acid trip :D

Ludo
07-12-2005, 16:35
Can you spell paranoid? How about delusional? If not, try plain old crazy. He probably goes to sleep wearing a tinfoil hat and has coathangers habging out of his bedroom ceiling. Good for a laugh though, after you've come back from a night out.

Luke
07-12-2005, 16:50
reminds me of this old woman who used to walk around my town. she wore a tinfoil hat and pushed a toy pram around with a doll in it. quite sad really. makes you wonder what happened to her. :(

this guy doesnt sound too far off.

Bmaxwell
07-12-2005, 17:23
sure that is isn't on a acid trip when he worte that?

Hlokk
07-12-2005, 18:11
So in a year he's gone from this:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d98/Hlokk13/p19.jpg

to this:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d98/Hlokk13/p20.jpg

and this is proof of government conspiracy? :wtf:

To me its evidence of too many macdonalds and not enough exercise.

Luke
07-12-2005, 18:24
hmm, so he got fatter and had a haircut and claims the martians or something are stealing his youth?

Exterminatus
07-12-2005, 18:43
I guess my youth has been stolen aswell. How can this guy be on acid? Kinda hard to write such a long story if youre trippin :D

Luke
07-12-2005, 18:55
well i could tell you stories but since this is a pg 13 type site.............

sufficed to say, it does seem like this guy is on something, long term. its very well for us to laugh at him but it does genuinly seem like this man has mental problems and the fact that he has posted himself on the net to tell everyone about it means either hes just after some attecntion or genuinly believes his own deluded story. please bear in mind i know people both on and over the threshold of schizophrenia, these people will often believe anything.

Commissar Vaughn
08-12-2005, 14:15
i think the clue as to why he wrote this is two thirds of the way down page 5. he claims to be a 43 year old virgin. and that its becouse the goverment keep sending women who look like ceaser or napoleon to attack him with dogs.

basically he cant get laid.
rather sad really.

Luke
08-12-2005, 14:33
respect to you mate, i read a paragraph and couldnt bear to waste my life reading the rest of that drivel

Morph
08-12-2005, 14:56
I glanced through a bit. My favourite sentence I saw was 'energy beams curled up my hair'. What a frightening conspiracy!

To be honest, I feel a bit sorry for the guy. Imagine being this messed up.

Luke
08-12-2005, 15:11
ok so i read a bit more and noticed:


Presently at age 43, my arms, fingers, and legs are still those of a young child at age 12 or 13 and my spiritual facial form is still much like my picture at age 17, while I have gas, sound, and emf holograms of an older person around 60 years old placed over my head, chest and stomach, which bloat out my stomach, chest, and head

he has the arms and legs of a child (his true self?) but a hologram of a fat man is projected around his head chest and gut. for some reason. What was it? some scientist in the future thought:

SCIENTIST 1: you know what would be funny? if we sent a hologram back in time of a fat head chest and stomach and put it on some skinny dude in the year 2000
SCIENTIST 2: what about his arms and legs? why dont we make them fat as well?
SCIENTIST 1: nah nah just the torso and head, it'll be funny!


because obviously future types have nothing better to do than mess people up in the past.
either that or this nut-job has never heard of middle age spread....

"oh i'm so fat...it must be aliens *sob*"

Kohhna
08-12-2005, 17:35
This guy just sounds like he has a classic Schitzophrenic disorder. Honestly I think he just needs some understanding therapy and a course of pills. I doubt it has anything to do with acid.

Luke
08-12-2005, 23:18
schizophrenia can be induced by psychoactive drugs such as cannabis and lsd but the majority of findings suggest that it is often present in the individual before the drugs.

so it could be a little from both columns.

certainly, one is more likely to become schizophrenic from taking drugs than not taking them (dont get me wrong, im pro-drug :()

Smoking Frog
08-12-2005, 23:40
Could it just be that he can't accept responsibility for being an unlayable fat **** "one-handed-******", so he blames the government and space aliens and other paraphernalia?

Sounds more like that... may be it's whack-job syndrome. I swear, I never met a fat person in my whole life (from when I lived in Africa) until I moved to a first world country, namely Australia. Now I'm surrounded by them. It's like a disease. And they want lean folk to look like them, too! I'd kill them all if they tried that...

Piku
08-12-2005, 23:53
Well, yes. He's most probably insane and taking anti-psychotic drugs. Side effects include rapid weight gain.
Quite an imaginitive delusion all in all. the classics are there, religion, sex, government conspiricy, aliens...

cpl_hicks
09-12-2005, 00:30
i think like most people have said that he is seriously delusional, i tryed to read some of the stuff in the first post but it all got a bit "mad" and i couldnt read anymore, i had a bit of a nose around the site anywyas, the site as a whole is a complete and total nutt job site, its the kind of site that you know exists on the internet but you have never seen it.

main site homepage, contains links to really bizarre stuff (http://www.rhfweb.com/)

the dudes resume (http://www.rhfweb.com/resume.html#Resume)

if the grades are the same as uk a 3.1 isnt that good

his list of "published" works
(http://www.rhfweb.com/personal.html)

from his resume it all seemed to be fine until 1999, he probely had some issues before them but he seemed to have kept them in check, after 99 he had some strange jobs

Rik Valdis
09-12-2005, 01:20
A 3.1 doesnt exist in the UK so they cant be the same.

cpl_hicks
09-12-2005, 01:24
A 3.1 doesnt exist in the UK so they cant be the same.

well i was guessing a 3.1 is the same as a uk degree level third

bertcom1
09-12-2005, 01:35
This 3.1 number, where is it?

i only see a reference to the obsolete Windows 3.1 operating system.

cpl_hicks
09-12-2005, 01:39
This 3.1 number, where is it?

i only see a reference to the obsolete Windows 3.1 operating system.


his education


Education:

Holt Sr. High School, Holt, MI 48917, 1980
BS, Computer Science & Engineering, Michigan State University, E.Lansing MI 48823,
GPA 3.1, 1991
BA, Linguistics & Languages, Michigan State University, E. Lansing, MI 48823, GPA
3.2, 1991

from here http://www.rhfweb.com/aboutom.html

bertcom1
09-12-2005, 01:49
Got you now.

Hmm, Grade point average of 3.1, how does that translate?
Is it A=5, B=4, C=3, and so on?

If so, then 3.1 GPA would be 3rd class honours, though he doesnt state honours degree, may be a pass degree.

Any case, he does seem a bit "out there"

Luke
09-12-2005, 11:03
Any case, he does seem a bit "out there"

yes and the atom bomb made a "bit of a bang" :D

Kohhna
09-12-2005, 12:24
Could it just be that he can't accept responsibility for being an unlayable fat **** "one-handed-******", so he blames the government and space aliens and other paraphernalia?

Sounds more like that...
Seriously? :confused:

ScouserInExile
09-12-2005, 12:59
I've seen picture 13 (he claims it is of hi when he's 16-17) somewhere before. It's not him. It's someone stupid like Brad Pit or Tripple H off of the WWE...

Cheitan Shadowless
09-12-2005, 13:05
...and much as I try to be understanding and friendly towards my fellow man, things like this inevitably surface periodically to flick the switch in my heart from "good" to "ZOMG STABBINESS NOW".

I ought to pity this guy, but really...he just ticks me off. He's wasting precious oxygen.

Kohhna
09-12-2005, 16:46
Look the guy has a mental disease, it could happen to anyone, it could happen to YOU.

bluetablepainting
09-12-2005, 17:37
"Some advanced E.T. societies reputed to look like the Greek Gods such as Athena, create gems out of bone as a place for the spirit to go to, after death, called a way stone according to William King in his Farseer novel"

Sounds like the Eldar to me.

Shawn G.

Gethalorre
09-12-2005, 18:36
I believe on the links page there was a link to a site for tinfoil hat making...

Luke
09-12-2005, 21:43
oh my god you werent kidding either!

this is a genuine link from his site

http://www.rhfweb.com/shffhat.html

Kohhna
09-12-2005, 23:57
That link isn't nearly so disturbing as the one from it to a site selling Black Nano-carbon paint for keeping brain control waves out. What sick bastards, using (and encouraging) peoples mental problems to turn a quick buck. Well I suppose thats capitalism for you.

Cheitan Shadowless
10-12-2005, 00:04
Look the guy has a mental disease, it could happen to anyone, it could happen to YOU.I can honestly and heartily say I don't care in the least. If it does happen to me, put me out of my delusional misery AT ONCE. I demand it of you as a dignified human being. :eek:

Kohhna
10-12-2005, 00:08
I can honestly and heartily say I don't care in the least. If it does happen to me, put me out of my delusional misery AT ONCE. I demand it of you as a dignified human being. :eek:
Well we could do that if thats what you want, but are you sure you wouldn't rather be cured? (most people with mental problems can actually be cured.)

Rik Valdis
10-12-2005, 01:34
That link isn't nearly so disturbing as the one from it to a site selling Black Nano-carbon paint for keeping brain control waves out. What sick bastards, using (and encouraging) peoples mental problems to turn a quick buck. Well I suppose thats capitalism for you.

Up until that moment you had my complete agreement here, well I suppose that was too much to ask. That isnt capitalism for you thats PEOPLE for you, there will always be people looking to benefit themselves at others expence. The guy who made that site seems to be pretty sick, but to claim that things like that wouldnt happen under a socialist government, that everyone would automatically be lovely to everyone else is ridiculous.

If you believe that this website is serious then this guy is very very ill and deserves ourpity as much as anyone sick with a horrible physical illness. A lot of this thread is in appalingly bad taste.

-Ed
10-12-2005, 05:39
I wondered what happened to WanderingBlade.

Smoking Frog
10-12-2005, 05:55
Seriously? :confused:

Yeah, I know... i suppose you guys are right anyway. I just like being the devil's cabana boy. Though I don't know any mental person who'd spend this much time typing such a long, crazy piece of work.

Luke
10-12-2005, 09:52
then again i dont know any sane people who would write such a deluded piece of work.

Kohhna
10-12-2005, 18:37
Yeah, I know... i suppose you guys are right anyway. I just like being the devil's cabana boy. Though I don't know any mental person who'd spend this much time typing such a long, crazy piece of work.
Well, that really just shows you don't know much about mental illness. I'm no expert, but I did do it a little when I was doing A-level (senior High to you yanks) psychology. The insane are actually capable of some quite amazing things, especially schitzophrenics and people with a Bi-Polar disorder. Some people can get tremendously creative and make all sorts of amazing art, some might just feel compelled to obsessively type out reams and reams of weird nonsense that makes sense only to them in order to try and get a handle on whatever they're going through.

Actually most people's idea of mental illness, being listless and incapable, gibbering and drooling in a corner, actually have more to do with the effects of institutionalisation and the side-effects of the medication that the illness.

@ Rik
That actually wasn't the way I meant it. I was thinking more along the lines of the site that caters to and encourages needs which are based on psychosis as sort of alegorical of consumerism and late capitalism, where demand is created to feed supply where no actual need exists.

useless
10-12-2005, 20:30
he forgot to mention 1 thing! catgirls! that would of made it good other wise it is funny