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Latro_
06-05-2009, 23:21
Just a bit of fun, what is the worst 1500pt imperial guard army you can come up with? There is so much chatter at the minute about how to write a killer list, I think it'd be a bit of light relief to see some that would fall flat on its face!

Alessander
06-05-2009, 23:28
completely unpainted all-infantry force. where the player has no clue which model belongs to which squad...

tacoo
06-05-2009, 23:31
lol. a army with 9 of the gatling tanks and minimal troop with Nork deaddogg

ehlijen
06-05-2009, 23:45
Creed + Kell + Deddog
MoO, Astropath, OotF
Medic
Vox
Cloaks + Carapace + Kraks
455
chim: 2*HF, camo, DB, EA
100

Penal Squad 80
Penal Squad 80

arm. sent:
3* hf, sml,sl
228

3 Deathstrike
Db, EX, HF
555

We've got a SC who can give more orders than there are squads in the army (let alone squads worth giving orders to), a command squad with too many upgrades (many of which don't mix well such as Kell + Deddog vs MoO)including the only vox in the army, 2 bare bones scoring units that probably won't have any offensive power whatsoever, a flamer chimera designed to sit still in cover, a flamer sentinel squadron designed to do the same thing and 3 deathstrikes with flamers and all the useless upgrades and none of the good ones.

There are no weapons of range greater than 24" apart from the deathstrikes and MoO, no ranged weapons with a strenght greater than 5 apart from the deathstrikes MoO, no AVs of over 12 and only 36 models on the field.

SimonL
07-05-2009, 00:10
Nicely done Ehlijen :D Odd that Epic Fail is considered Win in this case ...