View Full Version : Describing an army using anagrams

07-10-2009, 01:26
You may add punctuation marks and nothing else. The original phrase must be somehow related to the army.

Vampire Counts

Using anagrams of "Vampire Counts"

Where can they be found?
Vamp countries

Is it better to be killed or captured by them?
Mourn captives.

Who are the Necrarch?
Neurotic vamps.

And a Strigoi?
Cretinous vamp.

What do they think of Plague Monks?
Craven - omit pus.

Tom: What are their favourite jokes?
Answer: Viscera pun, Tom

What about those Skaven in Nagash's mines?
Verminous pact

Do they have any greater goals in unlife?
Revamp suction.

What's their writing style?
Tampon cursive

07-10-2009, 03:50
this just blew my mind

Rolo Ramone
07-10-2009, 04:40
Men. Just Wow. Excellent.

The Red Scourge
07-10-2009, 06:14
Great. Now do Dwarfs :)

07-10-2009, 06:41

Jeremy's Iron?

Cookie to who gets the quote.

07-10-2009, 07:39
What do wood elves think of their current book?
Loves, we do

It fixes issues from their old book?
Woe solved

Any new creature wanted in the next book?
Doe Wolves (so this one makes little sense...)

Is there a Wood Elf theme tune?
Wolves' Ode

Any anagram you can't fit into a question?
Wode solve (I can't remember if 'wode' is spelt properly).

I now officially have too much time...

07-10-2009, 09:39
Bravo to the OP.


Who is their most feared general?
Baron Nite

Are there any new noble ranks being considered?
Baronet in.

To whence do noble knights repair after a battle?
To Bear Inn.

How do knights feel about followers of Nurgle?
Bane in rot.

Who is the tidiest Bowman of Bergerac?
Neat Robin.

What is the flamboyant Duc de Beaufort’s most surprising addition to his armour?
It neon bra.

07-10-2009, 12:34
Ummm... WTF???

07-10-2009, 13:12
Warriors of Chaos

Favourite TV program:
-Corsair Faro Show

Where can you find a WoC player at a tournament:
-A Chair Of Sorrows

07-10-2009, 13:21
Ogre Kingdom:

*what surname did the best looking Ogre Tyrant recieve from his opponents?
Groomed King

*How do outsiders describe the Ogre Kingdom, certainly after a tribe had a great feast?
Kingdom Gore

*What's the name of the beverage Ogre women give their kids when they have a cold (hint: contains human pieces ;) )?
Die Monk Grog

*What does an Ogre with a speachdisability yell when he's about to charge some enemies?
Grind Em Gook !!!!

*How do Ogres describe an open-house day at the tattoo artist?
Grog Demo Ink

Ok I admit not all as good as the OP but I had some fun :p

07-10-2009, 13:49
What part of a chariot gives Beastmen carpenters the most trouble?
Caboose shaft.

What sandy environment is popular for the abandonment of cloven-hoofed children?
Ass Foot's Beach.

What malady popular with Pestigors is most likely to result in a limp?
Abscess at hoof.

What unusual item is used for Sylvanian beastmen to put out forest fires?
Sac of bathoses.

Where on a Beastman are the feet located?
Beasts' hoof sac.

Name for a particularly loveable Chaos Hound?
Basset of Chaos.

What does a prideful Pestigor do?
Boasts of aches.

Invention of a particularly ambitious Slanngor?
Face/ass booth.

07-10-2009, 13:52
Orcs and Goblins:

*The Warlord's favorit smell:
Brigands Colons (went wrong with the spellin I think)

*How do Goblins name the Brettonian Leader who always yells to his Men-at-arms?
Baron Scoldings

*What will you certainly not find in an O&G army?
Organics Blonds

*What do Black Orcs dream about at night?
Carols Bondings

*What makes every selfrespecting Goblins look around?
A Blond Crossing

*What object do Orc kids laugh the most about?
Ironclads Bongs

*What did the Black Orcs yell to the Bard in captivity to urge him to start singing?
Baldric Songs On!!

*And what did they yell to him to make him stop?
Baldric Songs No!!

*How's the favorit O&G rock group called?
Bacon Lords Sing

07-10-2009, 13:56
Orcs and goblins

What have you been smoking?
Ironclads Bongs

07-10-2009, 13:57
Orcs and goblins:

*How do the empire citizens deal with thier grief, after a Waaagh passes through?*
Bards Consoling

*what is the effect of trying to teach a giant the simplest nursery rhymes?*
Song scolds brain

*how does an orc add accompanying percussion to a war chant?*
Bangs Cold Irons

*what can be used to distinguish two separate bands of goblins?*
Band's Colorings

*from which communal activity to all of a clans truly great plans come from?*
Clan's Broodings

*what does the addled shaman of the cracked tooth tribe insist all his assistants wear before he will dispell incoming fireballs?*
Scribal Dongs On

*what does the great warlord 'Boargut Pigkikka' do before every battle?*
Bacon Lord Sings

*what does he do if his pet gobbo slave 'lo' doesn't join in?*
Bacons Grinds Lo

*what do the crustaceans do if fanatics get too close?*
Crabs Ding Loons

07-10-2009, 13:58
Orcs and Goblins:

*What object do Orc kids laugh the most about?
Ironclads Bongs

*How's the favorit O&G rock group called?
Bacon Lords Sing

Like them :)

07-10-2009, 14:09
Ummm... WTF???
I second this notion.

07-10-2009, 15:38
Ha, this has been entertaining. Kudos to all!

Commissar Vaughn
07-10-2009, 15:52
National dish of the Empire?


Example of imperial hair do?

-i.e Perm

Thats all I got.....

Edit: 3 more!

Imperial Warning?

'Ere Imp!

and what do you find at an imperial coastal holiday resort?

- me pier.

And what about those lovely apples?

- em ripe

07-10-2009, 19:45
this has made me realise how rarely the letter 't' appears in army names.

07-10-2009, 21:57

Jeremy's Iron?

Cookie to who gets the quote.

I see...

I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

07-10-2009, 22:05
What do Dark Elves think of the Carsteins?

Vlad reeks!

How do Slann move continents?

Real mindz

07-10-2009, 22:48
all i can say is that i tried, i failed, i :cries:

08-10-2009, 08:09
Warriors of Chaos:

*What did the Tzeentch sorcerer say about his apprentice first attempt at summoning a Daemon?
Horror was fiasco...

*What did the Chaos Ogre say to the Dark Elf of the newly conquered ship?
Corsair wash roof!

*What did the 12year old kid say when his unit Marauders was totally annihilated by his opponent's Dark Elves in the first combat round?
Whoa for Corsairs...

*How did the only emotional Marauder poem start?
If Sorrow's a roach...

08-10-2009, 08:42

An army of Knaves

08-10-2009, 09:34

Hi Mr Dwarf!

No, you're not daft Mr Dwarf, you're just blind drunk

Forwards where?

I think you'd better put that beer down and get some sleep.
'S WAR! FD!!

It's not war you stupid old drunk, it's just a table.
...WAS FRD?!

Freds just at the bar there...I think I'd better get him for you.
FRD!!! SAW!!!

Huh? Fred saw what?

Uh huh, and I bet he saw some nice ships to. Have a nice evening Mr Dwarf.


I think that sums up the Dwarfs nicely. Both in Background and playstyle. ;)