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polymphus
29-11-2009, 02:32
Simple really. Might get shifted to Random Musings so I apologise to the mods if this is the wrong place. What sort of bumper stickers do you think we'd see in the 41st millennium? Some thoughts;

-I don't brake for gaunts
-Sanguinius is my homeboy
-Honk if you love heresy

Poly
Out

Cognitave
29-11-2009, 02:38
My other dedicated transport is a Landraider.

Tir'Shinarel
29-11-2009, 02:39
Don't Blame Me, I voted for Horus.

Goreishk
29-11-2009, 02:40
-My kids are Honour Gaurd

Goreishk
29-11-2009, 02:41
-If you read this it means my Deff Rolla did not work

Kriegfreak
29-11-2009, 02:43
-Horus for President 30,001

Tommygun
29-11-2009, 02:45
Heretics on Board

Vaulkhar
29-11-2009, 02:48
Well...the first is admirably anti-xeno, the second is borderline heresy and the third...oh sweet God-Emperor.

Quite aside from the implied approval of heretical behaviour, it would violate multiple Imperial statutes. In the approximate order in which the offences would be committed:

MMMCCI, volume 3, page 3156, para.57 (Defacement of Imperial property)
MMCMLXVII, page 6, para.2, sub i (Incitement of heretical belief)
MMC, page 1,537, paragraph 3, sub ii (Unsanctioned incitement of a lynch mob)
MCXIII, volume 346, page 12, para. 74 (Reckless endangerment of Imperial property)
MMLXVI, volume 1, page 1, paragraph 1 (Suicide).

Additional charges might also have to be considered under:
VII, volume 2, page 64 (Obstruction of the Imperial highway, thus hindering the Emperor's work).
LXVIII, volume 1, page 128 (Littering).

- though such charges are relatively petty and merely carry life service within the Emperor's Penal Legions.

He Who Thirsts
29-11-2009, 02:54
If you can read this and aren't on my side, I could drop the hatch and kill you.


The Emperor protects.... Me


By the order of the inquistion, stop reading this and get back to fighting.


On a related note, in fantasy I could see some stickers promoting their favorite blood bowl team put on chariots.

threewolftats
29-11-2009, 03:03
lets see.....

"when I grow up I want to be a Baneblade" on the back of leman russ...

"EET MI DUSTT" on the back of an ork warbuggy

"The God Emperor loves you.... But The Inquisition thinks you're a Heretic"

.... "Sisters Hospitaller do it with patients"

threewolftats
29-11-2009, 03:04
oooh and my personal favourite.......


"Geneseed on board!"

Nicha11
29-11-2009, 03:16
Tzeentch Cultist- "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine"

Khorne Cultist- "I love cats... they taste like chicken"

Slaanesh Cultitst- "Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes"

Nurgle Cultist- "Cover me, I'm changing lanes"

Cognitave
29-11-2009, 03:24
oooh and my personal favourite.......


"Geneseed on board!"

Ha! That made me smile.

Put that on a command squad's rhino...heh...