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Friedtaterexplosion
17-02-2010, 01:21
Early 21st century. What's he up to?

Helikaon
17-02-2010, 01:56
Laughing.

A lot of it.

Karl MkVI
17-02-2010, 02:00
isnt there a thread of this already?

i stand by my theory btw; he's Mariah Carey.

Tehkonrad
17-02-2010, 05:39
He's chillin, roaming the earth, scouring the oceans, lurking on the interwebs.
Every day he finds some new and exciting bit of knowledge to add to his "Clone Kids" file on his Windows 95 running desktop. Every day he stops off at a games workshop to see how his one-day-propaganda-guild is doing. And occasionally, Just occasionally. He brings the funk.

khirsath
17-02-2010, 05:47
At the moment the Emperor is bumming around India for a few years, then contemplating grad school.

On topic, I think its been well established that he played it low and didn't interfere with humanity's early development. Eventually he got sick of our stumbling about and took control of things himself but that's tens of millennia away

Karl MkVI
17-02-2010, 06:13
but he's St George. thats hardly 'playing it low'... and no im not kidding like with the Mariah Carey claim (but wouldn't it be great...?); the Dragon story in Mechanicum is clearly implying that the E is St George. and theres pretty obvious suggestion that hes Jesus too!

more to the point; he's 50 Cent. how else did the man survive so many bullets??

Iuris
17-02-2010, 07:17
Decomposing.

And he's not St. George, to the point that if GW push the point and don't keep it as "something someone wrote as parable" or "the emperor was smart enough to make use of existing myths and inserted himself as appropriate", I'm taking an axe to Nottingham.

Condottiere
17-02-2010, 09:04
At the moment, he's on his throne, reading the Sports section.

Lord Asgul
17-02-2010, 11:01
The Emperor is going through a rebellious stage of planting fake evidence of WMDs in other countries and laughing as they get attacked.

Lupe
17-02-2010, 11:05
The Emperor is going through a rebellious stage of planting fake evidence of WMDs in other countries and laughing as they get attacked.

Ahhh, that explains a lot :wtf:

Ramius4
18-02-2010, 02:06
Waiting for someone to show up with the golden toilet paper and light the golden candle.

Baracus
18-02-2010, 02:16
Know in him hes probably sitting as usual ,decomposing and eating the souls of criminals for food while people claim hes defending them from the warp Which isn't all that bad once you get use to the random horns and tentacles popping out of you.

wazatdingder
18-02-2010, 03:46
TIMMY!!!! Timmy, timmy...TIMMY!!! Timmy,timmy,timmy...jimmy.

The_Blind_Anarchist
18-02-2010, 21:52
Busy running GW and planning to avoid the worst case scenario for mankind.

BBWags
19-02-2010, 00:40
What I'm doing is no business of yours, puny mortal.

iseeleadpeople
19-02-2010, 08:01
At work bored like the rest of us and reading the interwebs

Reflex
19-02-2010, 13:16
Writing messages in corn fields over Scotland.

Ramius4
19-02-2010, 16:16
Complaining on the forums about how "broken the daemons codex is".

spetswalshe
19-02-2010, 17:19
I assume he made the mistake of sleeping on a bench during the flu pandemic of 1918, and is quietly furious that no one has managed to dig him up yet.

pies
20-02-2010, 04:14
He has posted in this thread, that is all I can say.

TheOverlord
20-02-2010, 09:03
Working on the next Half Life game. The bastard is slow.

The Ecclesiarch
20-02-2010, 18:04
He's still trying to get Leonardo Da Vinci's pedal powered flying machine to work but so far no cigar...still that advice he gave to the Wright brothers went down a treat :D

Lord of Worms
20-02-2010, 21:47
He's manipulating the New World Order. Yes, I went there. :p

Bagsack
21-02-2010, 15:34
Convincing us to stay the course.

Olja
21-02-2010, 16:03
He made the mistake of watching Dancing with the Stars. He is now pondering if the human race is worth saving.

Griffindale
22-02-2010, 04:46
Last time I saw him he was trying to sell me a bowflex on TV.

Philhelm
23-02-2010, 01:17
He's manipulating the New World Order. Yes, I went there. :p

No, Tzeentch is the architect behind that one.

Lord of Worms
23-02-2010, 01:20
No, Tzeentch is the architect behind that one.

Tzeentch isn`t fully awake yet.;)

Mojaco
23-02-2010, 10:28
Hopefully reading Black Library, as that'll save him a lot of sitting in the future.

Lord Asgul
23-02-2010, 23:43
Hopefully reading Black Library, as that'll save him a lot of sitting in the future.

Let's hope he is, it'll save him having a numb ass for 10,000 or more years :D

NightAngel
25-02-2010, 20:06
Its obvious that he is Phil Kelly from White Dwarf its the only explanation of why he's so good at 40K

Master Jeridian
26-02-2010, 02:00
In his mum's basement preparing to rip-off the Dune franchise.

What? Too easy?

He's Richard Dawkins...there I said it.

Soratris
26-02-2010, 11:19
Gets the idea for space marines form little toy soldiers in a game workshop...

Brother Siccarius
26-02-2010, 19:13
Let's hope he is, it'll save him having a numb ass for 10,000 or more years :D

Sure, he decided to add a cushion and massager to the chair.

ML Kurze
26-02-2010, 20:08
He's probably pitching his ideas to some coorperations and getting no joy:

"What? What's wrong with geneticly engineered post-human beings with demi-godlike powers that will lead enormous armies of geneticly enhanced humans that will conquer the entire galaxy in the name of a Voltaire-like faith in the goodness and supremacy of mankind that involves no faith in divine beings? Come'on, this is gold I tell you!"

:D

On a more serious note, I think the Emperor is currently slaving away with making all the necessary arrangements to ensure that mankind is technology advanced enough to make the jump into space and that the earth is honeycombed with secret supply caches that he will be able to use when all is going pearshaped in some 20,000 years. I sometimes wonder if all that 'lost' technology he used in the creation of the primarchs, the space marines and their equipment wasn't developed by him, one of his children or one of his many, many cronies in ages past. I remember that in the old Space Marine codex there was a picture of the first suit of powered armour, found in some tomb close to the 10th millenium. I'm not a big fan of the 'the emperor did it all' school of thought, but still, it is a possibility.

P.s.: oh, and he's probably annoyed by the Avatar movie, screaming in his review blog: "The director's got it all wrong! Aliens are evil. Evil! EVIL d*mn you! The only good alien is A DEAD ALIEN!". Or something along those lines ;)

Lord Asgul
01-03-2010, 20:48
I remember that in the old Space Marine codex there was a picture of the first suit of powered armour, found in some tomb close to the 10th millenium. I'm not a big fan of the 'the emperor did it all' school of thought, but still, it is a possibility.

I would like to see that fluff :)

madprophet
02-03-2010, 00:42
The emperor is Barack Obama - so I guess he's trying to ram his health insurance scheme down America's throat ;)