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10-05-2010, 19:21
Squats with Guns

Fat and docile, small and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Squats aren't fun

They grow and grow, now say goodbye
Left on the side while dark eldar pass by
Squats all done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great squat guru
Squats are one

He hid in the mines, read books with great zeal
He read about tyran, the first tyranid meal
Squat Se Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Squat doldrums

He belched we must fight, escape or we'll die
Squats gathered around, cause the chairs were too high
Bad squat pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a transport, where he rode to his fate
Squats are bummed

He was a scrawny beardling, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Squats with guns

They came with a lictor to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in it's eye
Squat well hung

Knocked over a sentinel and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run squats run!

He picked up a bullhorn and then had his say
We are free-mining abhumans, we run free today
We will fight for our freedom
And hold our beer-guts high
We will run free with the zoats, or else we'll die
Squats with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a chimera, found the tracks and peed
Squats have fun

Sixty commissars were piled in a heap
Covered in squat pies, covered up deep
Much squat dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning cathedrals, have it your way
The Emperor said "enough is enough
Those uppity squats, its time to get tough"
Squat dung flung

The astropaths gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would get beardy grief
Squats undone

The squats were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They belched defiance, guzzled last beers made
Squats outgunned

The order was given to make squats slimmer
Enforced by the might of dumb priests dimmer
But on the horizon surrounding the winners
Came the deafening roar of slann in skimmers

11-05-2010, 14:52
i like it. very inventive.

16-05-2010, 07:51
Nice one, so you think that squats = cows ?:D