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warlordgrubnatz
19-06-2005, 17:04
"dear humanity we regretcoming to earth,
we regret being alien **************,
and we regret the corp just blew up our ragety ass fleet
hu-rah"

Strikerkc
19-06-2005, 17:05
"dear humanity we regretcoming to earth,
we regret being alien **************,
and we regret the corp just blew up our ragety ass fleet
hu-rah"

Ah, dang it. Beat me to it.

Great Harlequin
19-06-2005, 18:21
Oh there are so many:

"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...but I'm all outta gum"
-Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem Series

"Hello, it's a me Mario"
-Mario 64

"I need a weapon"
-Master Chief, Halo 2

CORTANA:

I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy.

MASTER CHIEF:

So…stay here?

CORTANA:

Unfortunately for us both…I like crazy :D

-Halo 2

plasmadaemon
19-06-2005, 18:25
"this is why children are scared of clowns"
quote from UT2004 showing a picture of mr.crow

Rathgar
19-06-2005, 18:27
Duke Nukem: "Nobody steals our chicks, and lives!"

Minsc (BG): "There is safety in numbers, and I am two or three at least."

Ozorik
19-06-2005, 18:28
"Thank god for cold fusion" anonymous soon to be kebabed starcraft marine as he chills his beer next to a fusion warhead.

"Go for the eyes Boo, the eyes!" guess.

Bubble Ghost
20-06-2005, 00:08
Badly translated cut-scene Japlish is where it's at. The entirety of the "all your base" Zero Wing one for a start. Final Fight has some classics - "what's going on? Why am I in 1989?" or "I will definitely beat in your face!" Or Apollo, the uber-villain's, question to the main character's father in Final Fantasy Legend II: "Dad!? Were you alive?" Bad translation rocks.

And as for cool: Magus, from Chrono Trigger. "Idiots... Nothing can live forever."
;)

Punk_in_Drublic
20-06-2005, 09:09
by far, it's duke nukem, when he goes "After I'm done with you, I'm gonna rip your head off and **** down your neck" - and does it, complete with newspaper and whistling a tune.

Later,

-Punk

TenTailedCat
20-06-2005, 10:10
I'm afraid the award goes to the Original Tenchu game on the PSone

Your character is sent to assassinate a corrupt lord, dropping down into his house as he's attempting to rape a serving girl his Pink-kimono'd bodyguard springs up:

Bodyguard: "It looks like you chose the wrong party to crasssshhhh!

Rikimaru: "...My business is with Echigoya... Step aside, or I will have to kill you..."

after killing him and executing Echigoya, Rikimaru says:

"Your greed sickens me. I hope your death is a lesson to others."

Shenmue has some nice quotes... "Hey, are you guys sailors?" .. actually.. no, Shenmue has some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard, even if it is one of the best games ever made.

Typheron
20-06-2005, 11:41
"the pfhor wont bother you too much, im introducing them to the wonders of orbital bombardment" - Durandal from Marathon 2:Durandal

any of the duke nukem ones are good too, i especially like "thats one doomed space marine" and the hidden room that goes along with it.

grey_painter
20-06-2005, 14:53
Almost anything HK-47 says in KotOR. I'm sure none of you meatbags need reminding of them.

Lord Lucifer
20-06-2005, 14:55
Contains many spoilers, and coarse language

From Silent Hill 2, best lines came from the encounters with Eddie:

*James looks around the room and he eventually shines his light on Eddie.
Eddie is sitting on the cafeteria floor holding a gun.*

Eddie: Killin’ a person ain’t no big deal. Just put the gun to their
head...pow!

*A dead body is shown slumped over a table next to where Eddie is sitting.*

James: You... you killed him?

Eddie: B,but... it wasn’t my fault. He, he made me do it!

James: Calm down, Eddie. Tell me what happened.

Eddie: That guy... he, he had it coming! I didn’t do anything. He just
came after me! Besides he was making fun of me with his eyes! Like
that other one...

James: Just for that you killed him?

Eddie: Whadda ya mean ‘Just for that’!

James: Eddie, you can’t just kill someone cause of the way they looked at
you...

Eddie: Oh yeah! Why not? Til now I always let people walk all over me.
Just like that stupid dog. He had it coming too!!

James: Eddie!!

Eddie: He he. I was just jokin’, James. He was dead when I got here.
Honest. Anyway, I gotta run.

James: You’re going out there alone?

Eddie: Yeah.

James: Eddie...







*James continues his journey through the labyrinth and comes to a small room
that looks to be some type of freezer. Eddie is standing at one end of the
room holding a gun and there are several dead bodies lying on the ground
around him.*

James: Eddie! What are you doing?

Eddie: What does it look like? He always busted my balls.
“You fat disgusting piece of ****! You make me sick!”
“Fat-ass, yer nothin’ but a waste of skin.”
“You’re so ugly, even you’re mama don’t love you!”
Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting
piece of ****. But ya know what? It doesn’t matter if your smart,
dumb, ugly, pretty...it’s all the same once yer dead. And a corpse
can’t laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I’ll kill em.
Just like that.

*Eddie puts the gun to his head demonstrating the last statement he made.
Eddie then turns around and begins to walk out of the room.*

James: Eddie, have you gone nuts?

*Eddie slowly turns around.*

Eddie: I knew it. You too. You’re just like ‘em, James.

James: Hey I didn’t mean anything.

Eddie: Don’t bother. I understand. You’ve been laughin’ at me all along,
haven’t you? Ever since we first met. I’ll kill you, James.

*Eddie raises his gun up, points it at James, and shoots. James dodges the
bullet. James and Eddie then fight until Eddie flees into the next room.
After James follows Eddie into the next room the following dialogue takes
place.*

*James walks into some type of meat locker that has animal carcasses hanging
throughout the room. Eddie begins speaking but James is unable to see
exactly where he is in the room.*

Eddie: Do you know what it does to you, James? When you’re hated, picked
on, spit on, just cause of the way you look. After you’ve been
laughed at your whole *******’ life. That’s why I ran away after I
killed the dog. Ran away like a scared little girl. Yeah, I killed
that dog. It was fun. It tried to chew its own guts out! Finally
died all curled up in a ball. Then “He” came after me, I shot him
too. Right in the leg. He cried more than the dog!

*James hears a loud bang and quickly turns around to see what’s behind him.
When he turns around nothing is there.*

Eddie: He’s gonna have a hard time playing football on what’s left of that
knee.

James: You think it’s okay to kill people! You need help, Eddie!

Eddie: Don’t get all holy on me, James. This town called you, too. You and
me are the same. We’re not like other people. Don’t you know that?!

*Eddie finally walks out of his hiding place behind James.*

Eddie: Let’s party!

*Eddie and James then fight until Eddie falls to the ground.*

James: Eddie?

*James walks over to Eddie’s body and looks over it.*

James: Eddie! I... I killed a... a human being... A human being...
Mary... Did you really die three years ago...?






Eddie's fun :D

Tom - Heretic
20-06-2005, 14:57
Rome Total War: "I HATE Gauls..."

MidnightResistance
20-06-2005, 15:42
SAM AND MAX HIT THE ROAD:

Sam: *holds a ticking time bomb head* "Max, where can we dispose of this somewhere it won't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
Max: "Out the window Sam, there's nothing by strangers out there."
*Sam lobs the bomb out of the window*
BOOOOOM!
Sam: "I hope there was no one on that bus..."
Max: "No one we know at least."


FINAL FANTASY 7:

Cloud: "SEPHIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!"


STREETS OF RAGE:

Mr X: Would you consider becoming my right hand man?
Axel: No
Mr X: You really want to die don't you?

TenTailedCat
20-06-2005, 15:47
Cloud never says "SEPHIROOOOOOOOOOTH!!!" In FFVII
:wtf:

MidnightResistance
20-06-2005, 16:17
I'm sure he does...at least once.
I need to play it again. But I'm stuck at work.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!"

TenTailedCat
20-06-2005, 16:25
I promise you, I'm one of these obsessive FFVII fanboys.. He never shouts Sephiroths name in such a manner. "Sephiroth!" is used, but never "SEPHIROOOOOOOOOTH!!!"

Cloud really isn't the shouty type.

Arnizipal
20-06-2005, 16:29
any of the duke nukem ones are good too, i especially like "thats one doomed space marine" and the hidden room that goes along with it.
There's also the secret place where he finds Indiana Jones impaled on a spike ("We meet again Doctor Jones") and Luke Skywalker's corpse hanging upside down in an Octabrain's cave ("Now this is a Force to be reconned with")


Blizzard games have tonnes of fun quotes:

WARCRAFT III:

*When selecting the deer-like Dryad multiple times*
"I'm game."
and
"I will now attract enemies with my Human call: I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted..."

*When selecting an Acolyte multiple times*
"All I see is darkness... Oh wait, my hood came down."
and
"For Aiur... I mean Ner'Zuhl"

Ogre Mercenary:
- Head 1: "So angry...!"
- Head 2: "So hungry..."

Troll Hero:
- *with Jamaican accent* "Whaddaya mean what kind of accent is this? It's a Troll accent! Ya maika me crazy mon..."


Ghoul:
"I eat dead people"
(Like in the 6th sense)

Knight:
"My favorite color is blue, no yeeeeelllloooowwwww....!"
(From Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Peasant:
"Help! Help! I'm being opressed!"
(Again from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Sentinel:
"This is my owl. There are many like it but this one's mine. "
(Like in Full Metal Jacket)


STARCRAFT:

Dropship pilot:
"In the pipe, five by five"
(like the dropship pilot in Aliens)

Science Vessel:
"Fusion eh? I'll have to remember that."
(Like mr Burns in the Simpsons: "Simpson eh? I'll have to remember that.")

Firebat:
"Got any questions about propane? Or propane accessories? "
(Like in King of the Hill)

Medic:
"He's dead, Jim. "
(guess :p )

Protoss Dragoon:
"Drop your weapon. You have 15 seconds to comply"
(Like ED-209 in Robocop)

MidnightResistance
20-06-2005, 16:44
Cloud really isn't the shouty type.

True...he just fell to his knees and cried a lot didn't he?

TenTailedCat
20-06-2005, 16:47
Yeah he did that rather a lot... miserable little crybaby...

Chuffy
20-06-2005, 17:49
"All your base are belong to us"
-Best. Thing. Ever. Zero Wing is actually quite a good game aswell.

"YOU MUST SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!"
-Starcraft

"Looks like you hit a dog sarge."
"It's a zergling Lestor, dunno what it's doing all the way out here unless....oh ****."
[zerg everywhere]
"I luv you sarge!"
-Starcraft

"Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it."
-Half-Life

Lafeel Abriel
20-06-2005, 18:03
Does anyone remember what exactly Victor said he was going to do to Neclord in Suikoden 2? I don't remember the exact words anymore, but do remember being floored with laughter at it..

plasmadaemon
20-06-2005, 18:12
how could i forget warcraft !? :(

"my spidey-sense is tinckeling" - spyder thingy from the undead army.
"my warhammer cost me 40k!" - rider, human army

must. play. wacraft. more.

Yorkiebar
20-06-2005, 18:13
Fallout II has some hilarious dialogue, especially if you play with an intelligence of 3 or less. If you've got the game and never played as a stupid character, now's the time to try it. Almost every character in the game has changed dialogue.

EDIT: Obviously we can't forget the ultimate video game line:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum..."

Vanus
20-06-2005, 18:25
From the best game ever:
"Ahem, there's SAND on my boots"
"I'm a TREASURE HUNTER!"

damn...can't think of anymore right now, but I know there's more.

Gauntlet:
"Red warrior needs food...Red warrior needs food badly!"
dunno why, but I always enjoyed hearing that.

plasmadaemon
20-06-2005, 18:33
From the best game ever:
"Ahem, there's SAND on my boots"
"I'm a TREASURE HUNTER!"



from WOW?

or HL?

alterion
20-06-2005, 18:42
cat.. what cat?.. and it continues from there...

Sir_Turalyon
20-06-2005, 19:31
"Most people have evil spirits, but you - you've got stupid spirits. You need to go to shaman. He will make you hole in the head. Big hole. Huge."(Sulik, Fallout2)

"We be good with fist, spear, big hammer, sub mashine gun. We be a helpful". (as above)

Chuffy
20-06-2005, 21:30
Oh yeah I just remembered, the entire 'A Pirate I was meant to be' song from Monkey Island.

Monkey Island > Best games ever, screws over the noobs WoW's, WC's and Halos.

Vanus
20-06-2005, 22:18
from WOW?

or HL?



Umm...no. Final Fantasy 6.

TenTailedCat
20-06-2005, 22:24
"You spoony bard!"
-FFV


Bartz:"I feel as if the wind is calling me too... I'll go with you princess."

The other guy whose name I forget: "What a load of crap, you're just going 'cos you go the hots for her!"
-FFV

Lordmonkey
21-06-2005, 00:38
Minsc, Baldur's Gate: "Yes! Answers we shall have, and my sword shall be the question!"

Minsc, Baldurs Gate: "Go for the eyes, boo! GO FOR THE EYES, RAAAARRGGHH!!"

Humans who used to only roam around on the ground are able to fly now! And finally, we're about to go into outer space. Science is a "Power" created and developed by humans. And science just might be what saves this planet. I was able to earn my living thanks to science. So to me, there's nothing greater!" - Cid, FF7

"Hojo of Shinra inc... A young scientist assigned to carry on the work of a great man. He was a walking mass of complexes." - Sephiroth, FF7

And my favourite of all:

"I'm going to see mother" - Sephiroth, FF7

Cloudscape_online
21-06-2005, 00:42
"Metal Gear!!"- Solid Snake (you wouldn't believe how many times he says that)

Son of Morkai
21-06-2005, 01:09
"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!" - Minsc, BG 1? 2?
"Live by the sword. Live a long, long time" - Minsc, BG 1? 2?
"Walk softly and carry a big gun." - Gabriel Angelos, Dawn of War
"The weak fight back!" - Chaos "under attack" warning, Dawn of War

Antaeus
21-06-2005, 01:20
KOTOR again - besides HK-47 (and there's plenty of good stuff there :D) some of the "Dark Side point" dialogue options are great. Paraphrasing here...

*An Ithorian prisoner is suspended in a force cage*
Ithorian: Are you here to mock me, like the others?
Player option: Why, yes. Yes I am.

Any Admiral Bosch monologue from Freespace 2. My fave excerpt:
Bosch: The tragedy of my life is that I will be remembered as a butcher of innocents. And this assessment is not unfair. I cannot argue with their condemnation, or with the verdict of hiatory.

FS2 also has:
Terran Pilot: I can live with being a pawn if the game makes sense!

Skink Master
21-06-2005, 07:48
"Sod off!" - Orks in Dawn of War
"Up yoors!" - Orks in Dawn of War
"Argh! My spleen!" - Chaos Cultists in Dawn of War
"Taste the fires stoked by hatred!" - Avatar of Khaine in Dawn of War
"Where's da trukk? WHY'S I WALKIN!?!!" - Big Mek in Dawn of War
"STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!" - Killa Kan in Dawn of War

What? I have a life. No. Really, I do!

Lord Balor
21-06-2005, 08:19
Most Have been mentioned before

Baldurs Gate-Minsc
"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!"
"Live by the sword. Live a long, long time"
"Go for the eyes boo, go for the eyes arrrg"
"Me and you and Boo, Hamsters and Rangers Everywhere, Rejoyce!

KOTOR
HK-47-"Meatbag!"
"All Hail Lord Reven" Best feeling ever!

FF7
Cloud-"I'll never let anything happen to you, I Promise" or something like that
Barret-"There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on!!"

Anything Duke Nukem, starcraft or warcraft.

SF
Gill
"The Mark of my divinity Shall Scar thy DNA"
"Let me Be the Blesser of All Souls"
Ken & Ryu
"Hadoken"

Monkey Island
So much to list here, but a favourite would be murry the demonic skull.
Murry "I'll Stride down the gates of hell with your head on a stick"
Guybrush "Stride?"
Murry "Ok i'll roll..."

Commando for CnC "I Got a present for ya!"

Arnizipal
21-06-2005, 13:13
"Live by the sword. Live a long, long time"

Actually I'm pretty sure he said "live a good, long time!"
[/fanboyish rant]

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More Baldur's Gate II quotes:

Shadow Thief: "No! I don't want to die!"
Jon Irenicus: "Silence, dog. Your only purpose is to die by my hand."
This is probably the best quote ever! :cool:


Minsc: "Make way villainy! Hero coming through!"

Minsc: "I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!"

Minsc: "I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!"

Minsc: "What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there."

Minsc: "Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!"

Minsc: [before going berserk] "Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON."

Imoen: "So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?"
Sarevok: "Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand."

Lilarcor the Talking Sword: "You know, my last owner always said I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass. "

Viconia: "He dropped to his knees to beg for mercy, which offered me height advantage as I smashed in his skull with a sledgehammer."

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Some more HK-47 ones:

Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"
HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea..."

HK47: "MOCKERY: (imitates Bastilla's voice) Master, I love you but I hate what you stand for. Let's go press our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold."

And then there's the bit in KotOR II where you can outfit HK-47 with an empathy module, making him a peace-loving creature of goodness. His lines there are hillarious! :D

Commander X
21-06-2005, 13:25
Hmm, Skink Master got most of the good ones already.

DoW Gretchin:
"Charge! I mean, Run Away!!"
DoW Ork getting hit by a Lascannon:
"Ouch."

Son of Morkai
21-06-2005, 20:30
"Gunz might be dat way. Lets go the uva way." - Grot response to a move order, DoW

Unforgiven
21-06-2005, 20:52
Tenchu Wrath of Heaven

Tesshu (B-side)- "Jinni always was spunky"
Tesshu's boss (B-s)- "Tesshu, I'm not gay. I was just messing with you"
Rikimaru (B-s)- "hand over the secret invention or I'll kick your asses!"

x-esiv-4c
21-06-2005, 21:24
All your base are belong to us. - Zero wing.

Reinnon
21-06-2005, 22:01
"Hell froze over"- my character at the end of hordes of the underdark.

Why have you disturbed my dreams of paradise mortal?" or words to the effect, the semi-evil angel in torment

anything by Minsc in BG2....best quotes ever

"Alls well!" Mutents in sacrifice, my personal fav unit sound

theres most likely some more

Shining_Spear
21-06-2005, 22:03
"You may feel less like fighting when I rip your head off!"

-Ajax, Age of Mythology

Not the quote itself, but the sheer retardedness of Ajax.

Jen Kollic
21-06-2005, 23:33
BG I & II:

"Evil, meet my sword! Sword, MEET EVIL!"
"No effect? I need a bigger sword!"
"Nothing removes fear better than a good sword and a swift kick in the evil!!"
- Minsc

"Mess with Mother Nature, and she'll mess with you!"
- Jaheira

"Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?"
- Dynaheir

"STOP TOUCHING ME!"
- Xzar


FF7:

"..."
- just about everyone


Monkey Island:

"And now with the demonic flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant Otherworld! That'll show her how much I truly care..."
- Lechuck

"I'll beat ye, with yer own legs!"
- Wally

"NO! Not the red button!"
- Guybrush

"Try not to get killed and/or cursed dear..."
- Elaine

Freak Ona Leash
22-06-2005, 00:52
Lets get into 'em!-Dwarf Berserker, Warlords Battlecry 2&3.
Sod off-Random orks, DoW.
Get me a beer...-Random Dwarfs, Warlords Battlecy 2&3.
@#$@%$%$!-Euroyonmes(sp?) Rhade. Ogre Battle 64...God, that game rocked. Everything that guy said was profanity...
Enemies go boom sir.-Scorch, Rep.Commando.
*Boom*noews he extra dead-Sev, Rep. Commando. That guy was so psycho he was cool.
No computer can match my l337 haxz0rz 5k1llz.-Scorch from Rep. Commando.

Inquisitor Mikarovic
22-06-2005, 14:56
Pretty much anything Psymon says when he stacks it in SSX Tricky:

"Too cool! A Human Snowplow!"
"Aww. Fall down go boom..."
"No broken bones! That's a shame!"
"Alright! Breakdance!"

Crazy people are so cool. :p

Larithen
22-06-2005, 15:05
Well, its sort of a video game, its called Red vs Blue you should see it... its at redvsblue.com

anyway here's the quote (after standing talking at the beach fro a VERY long time)
"You see I have a very bad memory-- WOW LOOK A BEACH!!"

love it... you have to see it really to get the real thing

Freak Ona Leash
22-06-2005, 16:32
Does Plastic Hammer count? It is based on a video game...well at least it is now that 40k became a video game.

And he could stuff so many cats up his *** it was crazy.
Wow, for once I'm genuinly impressed...and horny...
What!?!-conversation between Orion and Luxor, Plastic Hammer.

Hey you! Your mum's a toaster!
You son of a *****! I'm going to kill you!*FREEM!*
****! RUN AWAY!-What happens when you make fun of necrons, Plastic Hammer.

Emperor's Light
23-06-2005, 11:40
"I'm gonna rip off your head and $hit down your throat." - Duke Nukem

The line in itself is not that worthy of rememberance, if it weren't for the fact that the Duke carries it out very literally...

Punk_in_Drublic
23-06-2005, 13:30
Already posted! By me ;)

Later,

-Punk

Wiseman
23-06-2005, 14:04
"the monkeys, the monkeys are loose" Science vessel in Starcraft 64, after clicking it enough.

Emperor's Light
23-06-2005, 21:09
Already posted! By me ;)

Later,

-Punk

*shakes fist at Punk*

Lostanddamned
24-06-2005, 23:15
"it is impossible to strike up a conversation with an inanimate object"

Simon the Sorcerer, possibly one of the most british comedic games ever.

Rabid Bunny 666
25-06-2005, 00:49
cant........stop...............dancing

warcraft 3

renegade;i'm goin' down to the chateau

gunner; well, i'll come with ya mate

renegade;i work alone

gunner; then what are we supposed to do? wait here and twiddle our thumbs?

renegade: call a limo

gunner; a chimpanzee could do that

renegade; i know, but you'll cope

from C&C renegade

pretty much anything from duke nukem a well

skavenguy13
25-06-2005, 03:07
*presses the 0 on phone*
operator, give me the number of 9-1-1 please
-Homer

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-Locke in FF3

you thief
I PREFER treasure hunter
-again, Locke

I know it's not 3D
-that Protoss character in blood war

We ignore your feeble threats
-civilization 2, some ambassador from a country in on a small island when I control 95% of the planet

That's it, I'm gonna die
- peasant in Warcraft 3, when you order it to attack

If I remember more, be sure I'll write them here.

Rabid Bunny 666
25-06-2005, 03:39
hehe, a CS one

"rush 'em with machine guns!"

and watch through the scopes as the american teens get blown away :evilgrin:

Ivan Stupidor
25-06-2005, 05:52
The entirety of Sir Roderick's lines in Jade Empire. Actually, almost the entire sequence is quite good. ("Your physique is impressive. Clearly you must be a peasant; a noble could afford sloth.")

From the same game - "If you could arrange a combat-related accident for Gao - say, falling down a flight of punches..."

Bioware games generally have quite good lines.

Sojourner
25-06-2005, 07:27
"There's something you don't see every day..Thank God..."

- Anonymous NatSec marine

"Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? [...] What gives the the right to make this kind of decision for mankind?"

- Dr. Breen, HL2, sardonically

"Dr. Freeman. You really shouldn't be out there. At the moment of synapse, as I teleport, this chamber will be bathed in deadly particles that have yet to be named by human science. Perhaps when I have the leisure to do the work myself, I'll name one after you. That way you won't be completely forgotten."

- Dr. Breen again

Sojourner
25-06-2005, 07:34
Oh yes...

"The enemy King is dead; a blaggard gone to his deserved grave"

- western narrator from Medieval : Total War. It's the tone it's delivered in, really. Sounds a bit like Rik Mayall.

Bloodthirster90
25-06-2005, 09:20
i'm surprised no-one has said this yet...

:chrome: All your base are belong to us! :chrome:

ok, i just saw it...

Tom - Heretic
25-06-2005, 09:26
Oh yes...

"The enemy King is dead; a blaggard gone to his deserved grave"

- western narrator from Medieval : Total War. It's the tone it's delivered in, really. Sounds a bit like Rik Mayall.

And here's me thinking I was the only one who liked that line ;).

As for Rik Mayall, you should play Hogs of War. That was a little gem.

plasmadaemon
25-06-2005, 09:31
"Quit poking me!!" says ork grunt from warcraft 3

Yin - Yang
25-06-2005, 11:41
As for Rik Mayall, you should play Hogs of War. That was a little gem.

Ah, Hogs of War..that game was hilarious

"You're gonna sizzle like a deep fried squirrel!"

Classic. I liked the Russian pigs (Piggystroika) best.

warlordgrubnatz
25-06-2005, 18:45
some more...
"can i ask a favor"
"sure what do you want"
".....can i borrow 20grand"
"twenty thou.. what are you crazy"
"i want to put down a payment"
"...."
"can i at least get a ride home"
-red faction 2, enemy troopers

"wort,wort,wort"
-halo elites

"run away"
-halo grunts

"your gonna kill us all"
-when you stick a plasma grenade to a grunt and he runs at his mates

"..one of the dock loaders actualy told me to p*** off"
- doom 3 pda

*bored voice*"i guess ill have to go over there my self"
-doom 3 pda

"no problem pal"
commandoes 1

Jonathan =I=
25-06-2005, 20:12
I fear no evil for I am fear incarnate - Dawn of war

Plaguebearer
26-06-2005, 02:32
"Errrr... Its somewhere to the North"
[sarcasm] "Oh, well then... I'll just take out my trusty compass..."

-Bruce Campbell, Broken Helix

Falkman
26-06-2005, 04:33
Salazar: "I´m sending my right hand to keep you occupied...."
Leon: "Your right hand comes off?!"

- Resident Evil 4, brilliant game.

Tom - Heretic
26-06-2005, 12:13
Ah, Hogs of War..that game was hilarious

"You're gonna sizzle like a deep fried squirrel!"

Classic. I liked the Russian pigs (Piggystroika) best.

The japanese factionwere the acest.

"We take phlotoglaphs now?"

So, so racist... :D.

Brother Bob
26-06-2005, 13:03
"what the ***** is a shakespeare?!"
Killzone-Rico
and..
ï`m locked loaded and ready to make **** dead!
Don`t remember the name-The thing


~BB~

marineowar
26-06-2005, 13:04
"My command is your wish" - Yuri Prime in Red Alert 2

devolutionary
26-06-2005, 13:13
I won't regurgitate things alredy said, but pretty much anything said by OG Loc (GTA:SA) or on any of the GTA talkback/chat radio stations is worth a laugh.

Galonthar
26-06-2005, 14:36
hmm... alot have been called her (d*mn I`ve even made one of these things you called as my msn nickname!! :skull: )

WC3:
- I follow the bit hand in the sky (or something like it,... humie worker I think)

C&C, G:
"they won`t notice their money is missing",
and almost everything the chinese hackers say :p

"extra large"
the very big tank of the chinese,.. alse in C&C, G

Strikerkc
27-06-2005, 19:01
Splinter Cell 3:

*after listening to a conversation between two guards about ninjas and ninja proof floors, and grabing the guard*

Interogate once:
"Ack, I knew there were Ninjas here."

Interogate again:
"Killed by a Ninja... wow."

Ex-guest
29-06-2005, 07:11
From Deus Ex:

"And I will burn like the brightest star" - Bob Page

"Your gonna burn alright" - JC Denton

Frodo34x
29-06-2005, 09:14
Deus Ex:

AnnaNavarre, when she kills you: "Nine hundred and ten. I'm catching up, Gunther."

Falcon
26-07-2005, 17:27
Max Payne 2: Paraphrased "And I realized what Sleeping Beauty is about. No wakes up after sleeping for a hundred years. The prince wasn't kissing her to wake HER up... He was kissing her to wake HIM up."

Dawn of war has awsome stuff as well e.g. after dropping a unit of orcs from a transport: "Hey! Why are we walking?!"

TenTailedCat
26-07-2005, 17:57
This quote has stuck with me for eight years, it really shook me when I fist read it back in late 1997, it's the keepers diary from the Spence Mansion in Resident Evil:

'May 9, 1998
At night, I played poker with Scott the guard, Alias, and Steve the Researcher.

Steve was really lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag.

May 10, 1998

Today, a high-ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig they were playing with it... pulling off its legs and pulling out its guts before they actually ate it.

May 11, 1998

Around 5 'o clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a protection suit that looks a space suit.

He told me to put one on as well. I heard that there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder; those researchers never rest even at night.

May 12, 1998

I've been wearing this damn spacesuit since yesterday; my skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those dogs today. Now I feel better.

May 13, 1998

I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and itchy. They put a big bandage on my back and told me that I don't have to wear the spacesuit anymore. I guess I can sleep well tonight.

May 14, 1998

When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. I went to the dog's pen and ended up dragging my foot. They have been quiet since morning, which is unusual. I found that some of them had escaped. I'll be in real trouble if the higher ups find out.

May 15, 1998

Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first day off in a long time, but I was stopped by the guard on the way out. They say the company has ordered that no one leave the grounds. I can't even make a phone call what kind of joke is this!?!

May 16, 1998

I heard a researcher that tried to escape was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arm a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me?

May 19, 1998

Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy. Itchy. Scott came. Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.

4.
Itchy.
Tasty.'

Genius :)

Others come from the first Tenchu Game, such as Rkimaru being confronted by his targets bodyguard:

Bodyguard: 'it looks like you choose the wrong party to crash....'
Rikimaru: 'My business is with Echigoya. Step aside, or I will have to kill you.'

after killing both the bdyguard and Echigoya Rikimaru does a funky ninja thing and says:
'Your greed sickens me. I hope your death is a lesson to others.'

Punk_in_Drublic
26-07-2005, 18:57
Dude, didn't you post that tenchu quote at the first page? I guess you must really, really like it then ;)

Later,

-Punk

Makaber
26-07-2005, 19:55
"Everything seems to be in order ..."
- Scientist, start of Half-Life, before the **** hits the fan.

TenTailedCat
26-07-2005, 20:15
Dude, didn't you post that tenchu quote at the first page? I guess you must really, really like it then ;)

Later,

-Punk

*quickly erases post on first page*

Whta are you implying?

Yes I did actually, but I didn't realise until you mentioned it. :angel:

The Fallen Angel
26-07-2005, 20:17
From the Monkey Island series:

Murray: "Hey you! Yeah you with the face!"
Guybrush: "I'm selling these fine leather jackets"

From Duke Nuk'em

Duke: "Your face, your ass... What's the difference"

Space Quest 6: "You wanna ride the worm? You wanna ride the worm? Okay, I let you ride the worm!"

Makaber
27-07-2005, 02:00
Damn, how could we forget:

"Oh I know what the ladies like!"

Commander X
27-07-2005, 08:42
Hmm, I haven't seen the defaults yet:

"It's gone now..."
(AvP, soon to be dead soldier.)

"The Landing Zone is completely clear."*Big explosion from the Manta next to you exploding*
(Firewarrior, your squad leader.)

BTW, Arnizipal(sp), ED-209 gave them 30 seconds, not 15:p

Badgobbla
27-07-2005, 08:57
Minsc in Baldur's Gate (I think) - Magic is impressive, but now MINSC leads, Swords for everyone!

Jedi152
27-07-2005, 11:00
All of the 'American-Australian war' in GTA3 & GTA:VC.

"They even wired kangaroos with explosives...come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!""

"I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here, and have a bunch of hippies deny our history!"

Mr.terminatorbob
27-07-2005, 13:42
"God and the pigeons are one,trust the pigeons." killer 7
"Adults are the suck!" killer 7

Sojourner
27-07-2005, 17:03
"Why do they make us wear these ridiculous ties...?"

"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

Half-Life.

BorisGT
27-07-2005, 17:29
My favorite video game line comes from Havoc, the GDI Commando in the original Command & Conquer.

Upon killing an enemy there are a few random things he can say though my favorite is:

"That was left-handed!"

Flame Boy
29-07-2005, 00:37
I thin my favorites are both from early on in Half Life 2 on the way into Kleiner's lab.

Alyx Vance makes a reference that she gathers Gordon is "the silent type", and when you assist in teleporting Alyx over to Black Mesa East, Barney makes a sarcastic remark about Gordon using his MIT skills to flick a switch. Both priceless.

MoRmEnGiL
02-08-2005, 03:54
War..
War never changes..

all fallouts

simply one of the most memorable quotes ever..

and sephiroths "I'm going to see mother" - Sephiroth, FF7
is one i cannot forget..

TenTailedCat
02-08-2005, 04:05
"Death is my business, and business is good."
From Hitman: Contracts

Falcon
02-08-2005, 16:58
War..
War never changes..

Yea! That's a classic!

Sojourner
02-08-2005, 18:30
In a deadpan, Kurt Russell tone: "The prisoner did not survive the interrogation"

- Homeworld

Kaze
02-08-2005, 18:38
"Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing" - Solid Snake in the end of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (my favourite all time quote in a game).

"There's only room for one Boss... and one Snake..." - The Boss before the last battle in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

"Then... welcome to my barbecue! Uwa ha ha ha!" - Kefka after burning Figaro Castle in Final Fantasy 6.

Cheesejoff
02-08-2005, 18:56
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

GD - "You'll need to open that missle"

SF - "I left my crowbar at home"

GD - "Crowbars are for geeky videogame characters"

warlordgrubnatz
04-08-2005, 20:26
"cypto, slam those belitering bovoids into the ground" -pox destroy all humans
"snack time" cryptospydium dah

Riddy
04-08-2005, 21:06
"Pikachuuuu"
-All pokemon

"Comrade reporting"
-Red Alert 2

"Stay a while and listen"
-Diablo ii

:p :p :p

Kaze
04-08-2005, 21:55
Sorry, but I forgot a legendary one:

"Please!
Pretty please!
Pretty pretty please!
Pretty pretty pretty please!
Pretty please with sugar on the top" - Guybrush in Monkey Island 1

WLBjork
05-08-2005, 10:37
First Person: You fight like a cow!
Second Person: How appropriate! You fight like a Dairy Farmer.

Heck, any of the insult combats from the Monkey Island seies - there are probably 50 in total, and they're all amusing.

Oh and the MI1 scene when Guybrush rushes into the jail with the cup of grog.
Otis is impressed (drink!), Guybrush says "Stand back" or something similar, pours the grog on the lock and busts Otis out.

Heck, what am I saying. Almost *all* the dialogue in the Monkey Island games can be considered great.

Reinnon
07-08-2005, 20:03
"Why is he pointing a hamster at me?"

best line in BG2 ever

Kohhna
08-08-2005, 01:40
From SF alpha:
Dhalsim: You have an evil spirit.
Dhalsim: Your soul is dark with hate.
M.Bison: I will crush you with true power!
Dhalsim: Real power is achieved by mercy. May the spirits have mercy on
your soul.

Mortal Combat:
Raydens victory comes as no suprise to him....
He quickly becomes bored with his mortal competition and soon invites other gods to participate in the contest.

The ensuing battle rages on for years.

And the wars result in our worlds final destruction.

Have a nice day! :)

Gyulkus Chaos Saurus
08-08-2005, 01:55
i like the prophet of regret in halo 2 "there are those who said this day would never come, what are they to say now?

vypyr
08-08-2005, 22:31
monkey island 2, between guybrush and largo

"how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck cant chuck wood"
"but if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
"even if a woodchuck would chuck would, and even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
"a woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, but only if a woodchuck would chuck wood"
"shut up."


and im surprised noones hit on day of the tentacle yet. absolute classic

Bernard: You know what they say: "To save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs"

Bernard: How's Dr. Fred?
Nurse Edna Edison: He's doing much better now that he's stopped sleepwalking.
Bernard: How did he stop sleepwalking?
Nurse Edna Edison: He stopped sleeping.

Dr. Fred: I think I've made myself totally clear, Step one: Find Plans, Step two: Save World, Step three: Get out of my house! Let's get cracking!

Hoagie: Bernard, float over here so I can punch you

warlordgrubnatz
09-08-2005, 17:55
'like shootin monkeys in a barrel' cryptosporidium destroy all humans

General Samuel of the 101
19-12-2005, 01:22
I love Bacon Bits,Time to make More!-Duke Nukem reffering to those pigs in the game

Inquisitor Engel
19-12-2005, 02:04
Not sure if it's been said before, but Sergeant Johnson in Halo 2:

Sgt. Johnson: Where's the rest of your platoon?
Marine: Wasted, Sarge.
Marine: Which we will be too, sir! If we don't get the hell out of here!
Sgt. Johnson: You hit, Marine?
Marine: No, sir...
Sgt. Johnson: Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!
[indicates Scorpion Tank]
Sgt. Johnson: Our big green style cannot be defeated!


In the same sequence, different difficulty:

"When i joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks, we had sticks!! Two sticks!! And a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock!!
Now buckle up boy. Your one very lucky marine!!"

neXus6
19-12-2005, 05:17
Tachyon: The Fringe
Logan: D'you know how many times I've heard that? Listen, fellas, in the next life, mind your own business, OK?
Pirate: Wrong answer.

Logan: Next time you pass by and drop in, keep passing by until you get to the river... and then drop in.

Logan: [Logan delivers a message to Baron Hajod from Baroness Onrald] Let me figure out how to turn this thing on...

Bruce Campbell is so funny, his lines are one of the best reasons to play Tachyon.

American McGee's Alice
Alice: You've gone quite mangy, cat... but your grin's a comfort.
Cheshire Cat: And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope.

Alice: I suppose there's more than one way to skin a cat.
Cheshire Cat: Most unpleasant metaphor. Avoid using it in the future.

Cheshire Cat: How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.

And the best of all...
Cheshire Cat: Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be!

:p

Renka
20-12-2005, 21:24
Mortal Kombat: "Finnish him!"
"Get over here!"
"Fatality!"

Mark of Kri: You have just killed of the final boss' last minions and before the fina fight starts a cut-scense comences. The evil wizard begins his last evil monolouge: "Impressive, you've killed them all. You are really powerful; I can see that now. Join me, and together..." Before he can finnish that sentence the main character slams an axe in his face and walks away. Game over.

Berserk: Griffith (a guy): "I want you!" Gutts (another guy): "I'm not gay, sorry." Griffith: "I meant in my band of warriors..."

F.E.A.R. (multiplayer): When you kill about 30 people in a row without dying once yourself: "Die you mother ****ers!!".
When you kill 10 or so enemies without dying once: "You want some of this!?".
When lobbing a grenade in someone's face: "Target neutralized".
When killing two enemies in one second or so: "I got two of 'em!"

Unreal Tournament: "Head shot!".
"Double kill.".
"Multi kill.".
"Ultra kill.".
"...".
"M-M-M-M-MOOONSTER KILL!!".
"God like!"

Antaeus
20-12-2005, 23:05
Tachyon: The Fringe
Logan: D'you know how many times I've heard that? Listen, fellas, in the next life, mind your own business, OK?
Pirate: Wrong answer.

Logan: Next time you pass by and drop in, keep passing by until you get to the river... and then drop in.

Logan: [Logan delivers a message to Baron Hajod from Baroness Onrald] Let me figure out how to turn this thing on...

Bruce Campbell is so funny, his lines are one of the best reasons to play Tachyon.


Tachyon! I found my old CD and tried to reinstall that recently but I need the long-lost CD key :(

But you forgot my favourite quote...

Logan: "Prized art...that's the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel! What kinda psycho would tear off the roof of the Sistine Chapel, that's..that's just plain wrong!" *pause* "But it is...pretty impressive..."

Panzer MkIV
21-12-2005, 10:33
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum"
Duke Nukem 3D

"You SPOONY bard"
Tellah FFIV

"You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow"
Cloud FFVII

"I dreamt I was a *****."
Squall FFVIII

Some of the best I can think of :D

ArtificerArmour
21-12-2005, 11:16
As well as my current sig:

Metal Gear Solid 2
"I wish I had that..."
-Gaurd in response to seeing a naked Raiden.

"No queen, I have already died once, I cannot die again..."
-Vamp, after being shot square in the forehead.

Metal Gear Solid 3

"Yeah...how does it taste?"
"You always ask that!"
"Naturally."
"I've never heard of anyone eating a magpie before..."
- Snake and Paramedic

"Where's my scones and tea?"
- Major Zero

"You've gone too far this time, snake!"
-The End, When you shoot and eat his spotting parrot.

Shadow Hearts 2

"Thats one giant pussy!"
- Yuri at seeing Andre, the giant pink fluffy cat

Gepetto: That's amazing!
Yuri Hyuga: Yeah...
Karin Koenig: I wonder how she's doing that.
Yuri Hyuga: Yeah...
Joachim Valentine: She's not using any wires.
Yuri Hyuga: Yeah...
Blanca: [whimpers]
Yuri Hyuga: Yeah...

"The loser must show his love for the man tournament to the victor!"
"You mean if I win...?"
*Great Gama nods once, with a bullet firing sound*
"And...If I lose"
*Nods twice, two bullet sounds*
-Joachim and The great gama

Brother Bob
23-12-2005, 19:56
'like shootin monkeys in a barrel' cryptosporidium destroy all humans
A great game!

I feel a sudden urge to wear pants and change my name to ally may-Women@Destroy all humans

~BB~

Yorkiebar
23-12-2005, 21:55
KOTOR

Me: [Force Persuade] "I don't need to pay the maintenance fee"
Hutt: "You don't... need to pay... the maintenance fee? Yes, that's right."

(then, upon returning later)

Hutt: "I'm not discussing that with you. I agree to some weird things when you're around."

Inquisitor Maul
23-12-2005, 23:43
Anything said by HK-47 :D

Keller
24-12-2005, 02:29
"You think there's somebody else here who wants to be a hero?"
-American soldier, Soldiers: Heros of WWII

"Maybe tonight they will give us schnapps to ease the pain."
-German soldier, Soldiers: Heros of WWII

"For hot, undead action, click here"
-Necromancer, Warcraft 3

"Who wanta some Wang?"
Low Wang, Shadow Warrior

"Row, row, row your boat... oh I think my dingy hanging out!"
Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior. Said when riding a rowboat down a river.


War..
War never changes..

Simply a great line. Gotta love it.

AngelofSorrow
24-12-2005, 06:44
FFVII
Sephiroth: "Out of my way I'm going to see my mother."

Anthalas
28-12-2005, 12:00
"Man: "Today, we marched on from Fort Struther after sunrise to a village where our troops fought the savages and shot them like dogs."

Woman: "Honey, it's time for bed"

M: "Hang on a sec, I'm killing a squaw. Take that, you pagan bitch. No, no...*pow pow*"

W: "Him and his commemorative miniatures. My husband was getting so bored working, and he didn't have an interest to spend money on, but he's always loved history. Then I heard about grown men who like to play with toy soldiers."

M: "War is so interesting, especially with commemorative miniatures. I began by faithfully building the charge of the light brigade, and after that the Trail of Tears. I've built accurate recreations of 15 significant battles, as well as training camps, prisoner warcamps, and forced labour death camps. Now I spend all my time painting toy soldiers and attending conventions."

Announcer: "Commemorative miniatures. They're instantly collectable, and a great value. For just 37 monthly payments of $19.99 you get a started pack allowing you to recreate a battle of your choice. Show you inability to deal with present day problems by recreating scenes of mass slaughter from the past."

W: "Re-enacting battles is great for your marriage too. One night my husband's general Custer, the next day Napoleon. On saturdays I'm a cambodian villager, and he's a GI who has his way with me."

M: "Hahah, then I kill her."

A: "Commemorative miniatures. They're not toys, they're very valuable collectible two-inch pewter model armies. This is a hobby you can't afford to miss out on.""

Wez
30-12-2005, 22:38
I think I could quote most of GTA San Andreas' radio stations, but Anthalas' quote is one of the best parts.:evilgrin:

-Wez

Neknoh
02-01-2006, 09:36
"A donkey, a donkey, my kingdom for a donkey" <-- posh brittish dialect

"He shoots, he misses!" <--- american football commentor style

"That's pure magic by the way" <-- Angry scotts

"haahiii" ¤boom boom boom boom boom¤ <-- the sound of the metal donkey falling to the ground.

If you don't know where that came from, I refer to Astaroths commonly repeated line in Soul Callibur II: "WORMS!!"

Knightmare
02-01-2006, 18:09
"Life...dreams...hope.
Where'd they come from?
And where are they headed?
These things... I am going to destroy."
-Kefka.FFVI

Neknoh
02-01-2006, 18:58
Oh, just remembered another thing, from Fire Emblem, Path of Radiance:

"That was my name once, but I... threw it away"

nanktank
03-01-2006, 13:48
Roger Wilco from Space Quest 5 i think

Roger: "Im looking for a dress for my errr wife"

Store Attendant: "What size is she?"

Roger: "Oh about my size!"

Day of the Tentacle

The Tentactle: "this potion makes me feel like I could......splutter....pop....cough...like I could....bang...cough....pop...TAKE ON THE WORLD!!!"

Prince_Agraxor
03-01-2006, 23:57
Two of my favourites.

Barrett Wallace (Final Fantasy VII) - Shi'it, you bustin' up my rhythm!

Sarevok (Baldurs Gate II: Throne of Bhaal) - Death comes for you, feel its icy breath!

Gavmo
04-01-2006, 00:45
The last level of Halo...

...And the horse you rode in on.

:evilgrin:

Thoume
04-01-2006, 09:28
K I'm back, lets do this: LEEERROOOY JEEENKINS!!!
-World of Warcraft...

MY HOUSE!
-UT, 2003, 2004 etc...

Lord Vader finds you're incompetence... disturbing...
-Star Wars Battlefront II, when you are losing as Empire...

For the Emperor!!!
-Space Marine battle cry, Dawn of War...

For the Emperor!!!
-Stormtrooper battle cry, SW Battlefront II...

Hideous Loon
04-01-2006, 09:46
From Warcraft III:
"And that's how baby dwarves are made." "Yeeuh!" - Mortar team
"Free rides, for the ladies." - Keeper of the Grove
"I ain't got no-bo-o-o-dy..." - Shade
"I bring panda-monium!" - Pandaren Brewmaster
"We found a witch, may we burn her?" - Peasant

TheSonOfAbbadon
04-01-2006, 12:38
Guard 1: You should get that looked at.
Guard 2: I am looking at it!

-Theif 3

You'd be surprised how many conversations NPCs in Theif 3 get into, they also talk to themselves sometimes, it's awesome.

SuperBeast
04-01-2006, 12:46
"You're in another timezone!!!!!!!" (exclamation marks WERE pronounced).
- Commentator, Rock'n'Roll Racing.



"M-m-m-monster kill!"
- Normal Commentator, UT2004

"DOMINATING!" & "UNSTOPPABLE!"
- "Sexy" commentator, UT2004

Bran Dawri
04-01-2006, 13:27
Evil, meet my sword. Sword, MEET EVIIIIIL!!
-Minsc

"I came to Hell to help my friend, Irenicus. Who helps you? Demons?"
- BG2
Right at that, I was like: "I really wish you hadn't said that", and right on cue, in come the demons to help Irenicus.

Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that *I* am the Overmind, the Eternal Will of the Swarm, and you have been created to serve me.
*music starts*
Serve the Hive.
Feel the groove
I control
The way you move
- Radio free Zerg, Starcraft

Rabid Bunny 666
04-01-2006, 14:36
"WHERE IS THE AIR SUPPORT?"
*other marine points up to battlecruiser*
- Starcraft, Brood Wars Intro video


"you can stay here and wait for the transport"
"a monkey could do that"
"i know, i'm sure you'll cope"
- Command And Conquer Renegade

Neknoh
04-01-2006, 14:54
"Multra kill!"

UT when I snipered a LOT, picked out enough guys fast enough when he started saying Monster Kill to get it into Ultra kill, however, he had allready said the "m" part, so, it turned into "Multra kill!"

Inquisitor Maul
04-01-2006, 16:41
Isn't Ultra kill before Monster kill?

Grim
04-01-2006, 16:51
"I ain't got time to bleed!"
- Duke Nukem

Rabid Bunny 666
04-01-2006, 19:31
Isn't Ultra kill before Monster kill?


yup, thats unusual

Piku
04-01-2006, 20:36
Yoga-fire! Yoga-flaame!

Kaaijer
04-01-2006, 21:48
"Rubber shoes in motion."
- Tesla Trooper, Red Alert 2

"Snake? *gunshot* Snaaaake!"
- The Colonel, Metal Gear Solid (Game Over screen)

"No enemy has ever withstood our might. The Flood too shall fail!"
- Covenant Prophet of Truth, Halo 2

Arnizipal
04-01-2006, 22:20
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that *I* am the Overmind, the Eternal Will of the Swarm, and you have been created to serve me.
*music starts*
Serve the Hive.
Feel the groove
I control
The way you move
- Radio free Zerg, Starcraft
Is that something you have to unlock?
I've never come across that and I've finished Starcraft at least twice.

Outlaw289
04-01-2006, 22:34
type radiofreezerg into the chat menu during a game, and it plays that song

Bran Dawri
04-01-2006, 23:10
What outlaw said. It's a cheat that doesn't affect the game in any way.
Only works when you're playing zerg, though.
Hit "enter" type "radio free zerg" (no quotation marks), hit "enter" again.

Icewalker
05-01-2006, 02:53
Drown in the cesspool of darkness.
And also
"Yeah, that's right. Don't take no **** from no stuffed animal"
Whatever it was, after you kill the teddy bear in that game where you hunt ghosts und daemons.

Ursca
05-01-2006, 09:40
Barbarian R:TW commentator:
"The enemy General runs like a startled goat... Chase him, Goats make good eating!"

And some Dawn of War ones:
Grots: "Look at the size of their guns! We can't win!"
A Chaos unit: "Do you hear the voices too?"

Paddy
05-01-2006, 18:27
Oh God, theres so many.

San Andreas

Zero: As long as we have opposable thumbs, we will fight you!

Big Smoke: Like it says in the book... We are both blessed and cursed.
Carl Johnson: What f***in' book?

Carl Johnson: [after hitting someone off their motorbike] Oops, you fell!

Carl Johnson: [shooting somebody] Welcome to America.

[after Cesar gives CJ a silenced Colt .45]
Carl Johnson: Where'd you get that?
Cesar: Same place I buy my pants, holmes. This is America!

Lianne Forget - Talk Radio: Recently, a large field of marijuana in Flint County was set on fire. This has been rather unfortunate for the local wildlife, most of which was found eating chocolate, listening to the same band over and over, and buying fractal art.

Carl Johnson: Does the Pope **** in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

The Truth: Carl, do you know how many satellites the government has in space?
Carl Johnson: No. How many?
The Truth: Twenty-three. Do you know how many biblical artifacts the government is keeping at the Pentagon?
Carl Johnson: No.
The Truth: Twenty-three. Don't you see a pattern here?

[during commercial for pest control service]
Pest Commando #1: We've got the situation in the kitchen contained, sir, but I found this!

Pest Commando #2: Jesus! What the hell is this?
Woman: That's my daughter!
Pest Commando #2: Looks more like Viet Cong to me!
[gun shot]

Carl Johnson: I'm a well-dressed maniac!

Aerial Police (Cop 1): Stop! Police!
Aerial Police (Cop 2): I think he knows that by now!

Helicopter Co-Pilot: This is ariel support...
Helicopter Pilot: Yeah, I think he knows that by now!

Helicopter Co-Pilot: Hey, I can see my house from here!
Helicopter Pilot: Will you shut the f* up?

[B]KOTOR

HK-47: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

HK-47: Shall I blast him now master?

[Speaking with a Jawa who refers to 'Ghosts in the desert']
Hk-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

Mission Vao: Hey , Bastila. Have you ever used the force to , you know, trip some jerk who's ticking you off?
Bastila Shan: No I haven't , I have the years of wisdom and understanding that allow me to see how childish such an act would be.
Mission Vao: Childish? Just 'cause you're some Jedi doesn't mean you can be a prissy little...
[Mission falls over]
Mission: What the-? Hey that wasn't funny!
Bastila Shan: I have no idea what you're talking about , Mission. Please do try to be less clumsy in the future.

HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah...

Mission Vao: I have a bad feeling about this.

HK-47: I say we just kill the meatbag.
Cheating Husband on Tattooine: Ouch. Did my wife get to you too?
HK-47: No. I just hate all meatbags. Except the master, of course.

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Half-Life

[G-Man finally speaks to Gordon]
G-Man: Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there,; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose...

Half-Life 2

G-Man: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

Barney Calhoun: [after Gordon is congratulated for being a major help in an experiment] Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

[G-Man has just frozen time at the end of the game, finishes Alyx's phrase cut off in the process]
G-Man: Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.
[G-Man picks something off the frozen body of Alyx]
G-Man: Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them... but these *are* extraordinary times.
[the world around Gordon fades away, into the familiar "Star Tram" from Half-Life 1]
G-Man: Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off.
[G-Man walks away from Gordon, adjusts his tie, and walks into a white opening]

Barney Calhoun: And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said...
[crash]
Barney Calhoun: ...you!

Dr. Isaac Kleiner: [the teleportation device malfunctions] What happened?
Barney Calhoun: It's your pet, the *******' head-humper!

Barney Calhoun: [after taking off Combine helmet] Now, about that beer I owed you. It's me Gordan! Barney, from Black Mesa!

Chuffy
05-01-2006, 19:34
Barbarian R:TW commentator:
"The enemy General runs like a startled goat... Chase him, Goats make good eating!"


The MTW ones were better.

"The enemy king is slain! A blaggard gone to his deserved grave!"

Reinnon
05-01-2006, 19:39
KOTOR

HK-47: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

HK-47: Shall I blast him now master?

[Speaking with a Jawa who refers to 'Ghosts in the desert']
Hk-47: Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.


HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...
Revan: Maybe later...
HK-47: Did you hear that meatbag? "I'LL BE BACK!"
Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah...

Mission Vao: I have a bad feeling about this.

HK-47: I say we just kill the meatbag.
Cheating Husband on Tattooine: Ouch. Did my wife get to you too?
HK-47: No. I just hate all meatbags. Except the master, of course.

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?



ahhh HK-47, pure genius....whoever thought up those quotes deserves a award

.....

<plays KOTOR>

5upr3m3 h4xx0rz
05-01-2006, 21:47
Age of Empires:

Wololo

Rabid Bunny 666
05-01-2006, 21:53
Rogan? :evilgrin:

Gavmo
08-01-2006, 09:05
Blearbus!!!

TheSonOfAbbadon
08-01-2006, 09:43
Long time no siege.

Norminator
08-01-2006, 14:15
This has probably been mentioned before:

DoW:

'Arrgh - my Spleen!' (Chaos cultists)
'I fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate!' (SM Commander)

snikch13
11-01-2006, 18:32
Many of the great snippets of cold logic Kreia gives you during KOTOR2.
and....
"For the Emperor" -as said by every space marine squad as they are told to attack in Dawn of War. Something entirely soul stirring about the way they roar it while watching the battle unfold before your eyes.

skyfyre
12-01-2006, 07:58
Anyone remember Chaos Gate? It was great in an annoying way, or annoying in a great way that every other shot and every other hit resulted in banter between the marines and csm.

Space Hulk!

"Let the tech priests bestow your men with weapons of destruction."

Chaos Gate Quotes

"Your aim shall be your DOOM!"
"Blood for the blood GOD!"
"I die for the dark gods!"

"The light of a thousand suns shall purge you from this world heretic!"
- Plasma cannon marine.

"Feel the LIGHT of the EMPEROR!"
- Librarian after casting vortex of doom (and annihilating half the enemy board in one shot if you got lucky!)

"I hold your death in my hands."
- Bolter Marine.

Great one from Soul Calibur 2

"I'll see you in hell before me!"
- Mitsurugi

Some great ones from Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate 2

"Tiax will rule all!"
Tiax, mad gnome

"Good is on our side this day!"
Keldorn

"Glory will be ours forever!"
Valygar

"Our song shall be sung through the AGES!"
Haer'Dalis

"I shall prevail!"
Divas/Planetars. Best. Summoned. Creatures. EVER.

"You can accomplish pretty much anything given enough monkeys armed with knives."
Jan

"I am death... Come for thee!"
No name Thief/Mage assasin

"Weep and despair mortal, for you have disturbed my rest!"
Any Greater Tanaari

How about Final Liberation!

Imperial Governer: Well Holt! Thank you for your timely assistance.
Commisar Holt: ... *glares*
Imperial Governer: My own generals shall take things from here. I require nothing more...
Commisar Holt: *Backhands the governer across the face*
Commisar Holt: COMMISAR. HOLT.
Imperial Governer: WELL I...
Commisar Holt: *Pulls pistol, points it at the Governors forehead*
Commisar Holt: Take GREAT care with what words you speak next...
Imperial Governer: *stuttering* Well... I... Ah... Think you should remain in charge Holt... Of course, all of my troops and loyal generals shall be at your disposal!

Balseraph
12-01-2006, 21:56
"Ice Cream, Ice Cream"
(Usually as a maimed player is hauled off)

SpeedBall 2: Brutal Deluxe (the original Amiga version)

Iuris
13-01-2006, 08:43
Since so many have already been quoted:

From C&C Renegade:

(footnote: The macho hero and the feisty girl escape the evil fortress in a stolen truck. Hero want to drive, girl beats him to the wheeel. An argument starts, including:)

Hero: Cow.
girl: :confused:, :mad: ,PIG!
Hero: No, COW!

(in the video, he's keeping his eyes on the road while she's looking at him. And they barely manage to swerve in time to miss the cow standing in the middle of the road...)

Rabid Bunny 666
13-01-2006, 08:51
got a new one from Quake 4

Marine: cobra squad needs an immediate evac

command: negative cobra squad, you need to capture the bridge first, an evac squad is en route

Marine: capture the bridge? what the hell with? theres only 2 of us left!

Xeneizes
14-01-2006, 14:09
"I never miss"- Master Chief, Halo 2
"Arseface, it suits you" -Fable, when you buy arsefaace as your title

Lord of Skulls
16-01-2006, 13:39
"**** you and have a bullet breakfast" -The Chosen One in Fallout 2.

"**** happens, people die. Especially when I'm around..." -The Chosen One

"It looks like you're going to Hell before me... Put in a good word."
Hrathly in Diablo 2, after you've defeated Mephisto and are about to enter the portal to hell ;)

USABOB
17-01-2006, 09:28
Blood 2: "I'll beat you like a bad step child."
Conquest Frontier wars: "We consider ourselves the SS Sugar Daddy."

Reinnon
17-01-2006, 18:09
"Neither Enemy or Friend,

I come from a world where such things are meaningless"

The Ninja from the first MGS......best boss ever

DaViEsW
17-01-2006, 20:26
"Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers."

-Gravemind, Halo 2.

Morph
18-01-2006, 09:14
"Reliance upon others is strength for the weak but weakness for the strong"
- Thief II

(The Thief games were pretty good for their quotes at the start of each mission)

biggreengribbly
18-01-2006, 17:05
The entire "You should come into the box too" conversation from MGS3
Also most of the conversations with para-medic!

Cpt. Drill
22-01-2006, 18:09
I must say i like zero wing... AYB

Millions of quotes from the monkey island series

I love the metal slug way of saying rocket launcher

RACKET L-OW-N-CHER

Spangley Special
23-01-2006, 13:35
"I renounce you." - Razeal from soul reaver 2 as he kills his past human self, that line kicks ass.

The Punnisher game - "I'm gonna tear you head off and use you as a condom"

GTA - "GORANNGA" i have no idea what it is but its quality

oh and metal slug... "IRON LIZZARD!"

Spangley Special
23-01-2006, 13:36
The entire "You should come into the box too" conversation from MGS3
Also most of the conversations with para-medic!

Tah was well cool too.

Balseraph
23-01-2006, 23:39
"I renounce you." - Razeal from soul reaver 2 as he kills his past human self, that line kicks ass.

The Punnisher game - "I'm gonna tear you head off and use you as a condom"

GTA - "GORANNGA" i have no idea what it is but its quality

oh and metal slug... "IRON LIZZARD!"

Quite a lot of the Legacy of Kain games are taken up with good quotes though.

CauCaSus
24-01-2006, 00:49
In Blood, if you stood infront of the mirror and pressed the "use" button the main character would go:

*GASP* Oh. Its only me...

Duke Nukem had plenty of good ones so do Warcraft 3.

From GTA 2, if you try to go into the church and save without enough money:

DAAAAMNATION! NO DONATION? NO SALVATION!

The Tortured One
24-01-2006, 05:33
If you ever wanted a good laugh, play Baldur's Gate II and get Aerie, Jaheria, and Viconia in your party each with unbroken romance lines, and watch the sparks fly as these three minx's battle for your attention. I'm a naturally good natured person, but there is something devilishly funny about watching Viconia bitchslap Aerie around.

Someone mentioned the stories of Viconia's past, and I have to second that. Those had so much little details that the conversation was that much funnier. Like when she tried to stir your jealousy by describing how she used to run her fingers down the sweaty creases of her former entourage. I never pieced it together until I watched Austin Powers II and saw Felicity Shagwell get in bed with Fat Bastard, and realize what she meant by sweaty creases.

Here's a funny one from Fallout 2
Vic...Klamath... GECK... GO! - the elder giving instructions to a low intelligence chosen one.

A good one from the end of Final DooM, one of the most ridiculously hard games ever.
"thats it, you are done. Make sure you remind your grandchildren to bury you with a rocket launcher. You might have some leftover cleaning up to do."

I liked declaring war in Civ II and being the superior. "you may have the lager armies, but we have guts and determination on our side!" You're like "Pfft, ok" as you steam roll over their archers with tanks.

The Hilarity in Fable is great too. in TLC you can give books to the school teacher to read to the children. One of these books includes "The Sock Method" which explains to you how to increase your sex appeal. The teacher looks at it nervously and says "well... erm... well maybe we'll have the hero explain to us the contents of this book. Go ahead hero!"
*Hero makes several Pelvic thrusts with a confident "oh yeah!"*

and while this might be a bit off topic, does anyone have any funny MMO stories? I have one from my time as an Entertainer on Star Wars Galaxies. A bunch of guys got together in the cantina, put on their storm trooper armor, and formed a group so they could do dances in sync. Few things in video games tickled me more than watching a bunch of Storm troopers doing the chicken dance or the Vanilla Ice dance in perfect syncronization :)

Private Bait
24-01-2006, 12:48
Halo 2, just after the Master Chief kicks the front off his drop pod;
Cortana "Could you possibly make any more noise?"
Chief grabs a rocket launcher
Cortana "Guess so"

Or

After saying the back up plan to blow the engines
Cortana "Not an original plan, but we know it'll work"

Warsmith Strader
24-01-2006, 13:45
From Duke Nukem 3D
"Your face, your ass.....What's the difference!"
"You're a inspiration for birth control!"

From Mechassault
"Mechwarrior, your end comes, NOW you face Ragnarok!"

From Mechassault 2:Lone wolf
"Knock knock, You hear that you bastard! Its us we are coming for you!"

Arnizipal
24-01-2006, 15:24
Halo, Cortana teleports Master Chief to a crashed alien ship.
Master Chief materializes upside down on the ceiling (and of course immediatly falls).
Cortana: "Oh, now I get it, the ship's upside down."

Rocket_Robinhood
24-01-2006, 23:29
you odnt want to be around when my laser goes off
-buzz lightyear, toy stroy the video game

HalfEvil333
27-01-2006, 05:57
"You are about to die. Make what ever rituals that are necessary for your species." -Ur-Quan, Star Control 2

That game had some great dialog, especially the segment that allows the Shofixti to join you.

Paddy
27-01-2006, 15:06
You give gold or me smash face

- any barbarian character with the minimum intelligence in Neverwinter Nights

Azazel
29-01-2006, 22:33
"We had two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon, and we had to share the rock"

- Halo 2

Wolflord Havoc
30-01-2006, 17:11
Victor in an overly cheerful voice to his 'squad' in Operation Flashpoint: Resistance

"We are outnumbered, outmatched, outgunned and have not the slightest chance of Victory....right any questions?"

Sharky
31-01-2006, 17:07
After you encounter and kill the first Kamikazie that comes screaming over the hill in Serious Sam:
"Yaaaaaahhhh! Yerself!"
Immediately after, literally 50 more Kamikazies come after you:
"Oh-oh"

WiCkEdRock
01-02-2006, 18:29
It doesn’t matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty.. It's all the same once yer dead! And a corpse can't laugh..

Eddie from Silent Hill 2, awsom.

Arnizipal
01-02-2006, 19:16
"I am death. I shred your soul to ribbons!"
- Christie in Dead or Alive 4

Qwerp64
02-02-2006, 23:14
I'm assuming this hasn't been posted yet. And kuddos to anyone who gets it! =)
"Look over there! A three headed monkey!"

Spangley Special
03-02-2006, 15:52
Ha-Doken -

Moi Dix Mois
05-02-2006, 12:17
"War. War never changes.

The end of the world occured pretty much as we had predicted. Too many Humans, not enough space or resources to go around."

Only the most elegant and refined gamers of impeccable taste and distinction will know that quote in this modern age of crap games.

Neknoh
05-02-2006, 12:36
oO! That one is indeed familliar, but can't really place it... could it be Homeworld?

Yorkiebar
05-02-2006, 14:47
How could you not get that? It's one of the best games of all time!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Frank_Horrigan.gif

Moi Dix Mois
05-02-2006, 17:52
How could you not get that? It's one of the best games of all time!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Frank_Horrigan.gif

Yorkiebar FTW

Frank Horrigan is owned by the Master though.

Bethseda is making the next game inthe series actually, they're already in pre-production apparently.
Don't know if they'll cock it up but it'll be nice to see what they do, provided they don't drag Fallout throgh the mud any more than Interplay already did towards the end.

The Tortured One
05-02-2006, 20:59
I don't know about that... Fallout 3 rumors are notorious for never being concrete. At first everyone thought tactics would be Fallout 3. Then they thought that horrendously bad Brotherhood of Steel game would be Fallout 3. Then people see pictures of a cancelled project that would have later become Fallout 3.It all gets jumbled and I for one am not holding my breath for any new Fallout game.

And what do you mean drag through the mud? Fallout 2 was badass. Took everything that was cool about the first one and increased the depth and scope of the game tremendously. Fallout 2 is one of those games that has passed into RPG mythology as being "must play" games.

Moi Dix Mois
05-02-2006, 22:39
I don't know about that... Fallout 3 rumors are notorious for never being concrete. At first everyone thought tactics would be Fallout 3. Then they thought that horrendously bad Brotherhood of Steel game would be Fallout 3. Then people see pictures of a cancelled project that would have later become Fallout 3.It all gets jumbled and I for one am not holding my breath for any new Fallout game.

And what do you mean drag through the mud? Fallout 2 was badass. Took everything that was cool about the first one and increased the depth and scope of the game tremendously. Fallout 2 is one of those games that has passed into RPG mythology as being "must play" games.

At the last E3 Bethseda had a big weathered Nuclear trefoil sign on their booth. They refused to say what it was at the time but they do have the license and are making a game. There's even an interview with some Bethseda guy about it on No Mutants Allowed.
The project you're thinking of is Van Buren and was indeed going to be F3 but was cancelled.

Fallout 2 was badass, very badass, though not quite the same standard of Fallout. But Tactics and Brotherhood of Steel were both disgraces.
Brotherhood of Steel in particular was actually not even a Fallout game until very late in production when the publishers realised what a heap of **** it was and tacked the Fallout name on to shift more copies.

Sojourner
05-02-2006, 22:46
I liked Tactics. I've been trying to get hold of a copy for ages.

AgentZero
05-02-2006, 23:36
Tai Fu

"Your Kung Fu is no good!"

AgentZero
05-02-2006, 23:40
I don't know about that... Fallout 3 rumors are notorious for never being concrete. At first everyone thought tactics would be Fallout 3. Then they thought that horrendously bad Brotherhood of Steel game would be Fallout 3. Then people see pictures of a cancelled project that would have later become Fallout 3.It all gets jumbled and I for one am not holding my breath for any new Fallout game.

And what do you mean drag through the mud? Fallout 2 was badass. Took everything that was cool about the first one and increased the depth and scope of the game tremendously. Fallout 2 is one of those games that has passed into RPG mythology as being "must play" games.

I LOVE Tactics!
I'm halfway thru.
I really enjoy the game.
I also want to download the mission generator.
I wouldn't mind playing some people in Tactics online.

Also, the rights to Fallout are not in limbo. The company that owns the rights has said they'll release a new FallOut game. Just the time table and format is in question.

Deusmex
07-02-2006, 01:36
Strange topic for my first post but I just finished Call of Duty 2 and
"Take that ! You Jerry ******!"
kinda stood out.

Acolyte
10-02-2006, 20:05
I'm assuming this hasn't been posted yet. And kuddos to anyone who gets it! =)
"Look over there! A three headed monkey!"

Heh, gotta love the Monkey Island games.