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ScooterinAB
08-01-2007, 06:38
I recall some time ago, someone wrote a huge gag timeline about GW, where the rules of 40k read "Space Marines win", and England becomes the Empire of Man.

Does anyone know if this is still kicking around?

Also, I remember, before the internet was filled with porn, there was a website that ran a bunch of 40k jokes, like a deoderant ad, and a version of the night before Christmas. I think I have a few of these kicking around somewhere, but I was wondering if anyone else came across similar gags.

As far as gaming jokes go, I've found that nothing is funnier that Warhammer humor.

Melchiah
08-01-2007, 06:44
I think Ive heard of the "Space Marines Win/ England Empire" before that was some time ago. Cant remember where or when how ever.

I thought the Black and White Space Marine joke was "amusing". And holds a place in my heart.

Son-Of-Sparda
08-01-2007, 08:40
I recall some time ago, someone wrote a huge gag timeline about GW, where the rules of 40k read "Space Marines win", and England becomes the Empire of Man.


Never heard of this one before...



Also, I remember, before the internet was filled with porn, there was a website that ran a bunch of 40k jokes, like a deoderant ad, and a version of the night before Christmas. I think I have a few of these kicking around somewhere, but I was wondering if anyone else came across similar gags.


The Warseer Christmas Song Parody Thread (http://warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59088) has a load of, well, parody Christmas songs for your pleasure :D



I thought the Black and White Space Marine joke was "amusing". And holds a place in my heart.

*sigh*

the_raptor
08-01-2007, 12:53
Also, I remember, before the internet was filled with porn

Wow, you worked for DARPA on the Internet project?

Oblivion
08-01-2007, 13:20
I recall some time ago, someone wrote a huge gag timeline about GW, where the rules of 40k read "Space Marines win", and England becomes the Empire of Man.

This may be Bubble Ghost's thread:

http://www.warseer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7125

sanctusmortis
08-01-2007, 14:26
That's possibly the funniest thing I read in a while.