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Deng Ham
10-06-2007, 22:28
A spokesman form the Penthouse Playboys told a gathered press. After there game agains Atletico. The PP lost 3-0 and manny of the girls suffer from injury. "If this had happend in the street or at a party. The men would have been arrested for sexual harasment. That kind of behavior is in no way accepted towards a girl."

And if the players on the pitch where not rough enoug. Many of the girls had unvulentery visits to the fans. And there it was no time to sign autographs. The fans, tho more gental than the players, where mutch more rude. New fan favorite, Stacy. Came back to the dugout, wearing nothing but her sandales. After beeing puched into the grabing crowds.

The CEO, Deng Ham, of the Penthouse Girls. Say that it's a rough company the girls have gotten themself into. But he assures us that the team is in to do there best. And show that just becouse you have snake hanging under your tunic. Dosen make you a better ball player.
Gres
10-06-2007, 22:56
In response to the Playboy outburst Athletico Middenheim owner Gres had the following statement:

This result confirms in our mind that the fairer sex just aren't suited to the rough and tumble of Blood Bowl just as they aren't suited to academic pursuits. So in fear of hurting the delicate creatures, who had not even turned up in full bloodbowl armour, AM did not knock many of the Playboys over and those that did get pushed the turf proved the folly of women playing blood bowl as they in many cases had to be stretchered off. The accusations of the Playboys are without merit and are further proof that the game should be reserved for the stronger sex... although with elves you can't always tell....
Deng Ham
10-06-2007, 23:02
The accusations of the Playboys are without merit and are further proof that the game should be reserved for the stronger sex... although with elves you can't always tell....
lol

Loved that last part about elfs
th0r
10-06-2007, 23:16
Funny making a comment on the elves after they beat you so many times ;)
Jet
10-06-2007, 23:33
Funny making a comment on the elves after they beat you so many times ;)

Which elves?
LordSnotball
11-06-2007, 12:17
u know, the short elves with long beards and thick skulls
Keravin
11-06-2007, 13:42
Don't get me ranting about Elves again. Ball throwing ********.
Deng Ham
11-06-2007, 15:11
Don't get me ranting about Elves again. Ball throwing ********.

Yea I've ne4ver understood why some (elves in perticular) insist on having that pig skin in the game. All ti does is mess up the play, and fun.