View Full Version : WSFA Are you looking at Me Tournament

17-07-2007, 16:40
This tournament will be starting around the 28 July. If you have not told me your team will enter and you wish to do so please make sure you tell me before the 27 july. New Warseer Bloodbowl members are welcome. The WSFA is a Stunty event featuring a great character of stunty teams. Use this thread for all related posts to the Are you looking at me thread.

Entered teams so far;

The Mecca
The Steaks
The Pukes
The Chicks dig Squigs

17-07-2007, 17:01
The Vermin will enter.

17-07-2007, 17:06
I knew was going to enter but thought it best to wait till you have got a team that you feel happier with. Hope you don't square up against the Mecca first like you have on all previous tournaments. Ouuch that would be painful for you.

17-07-2007, 17:35
Not as much pain as your going to feel when your eliminated first round.

17-07-2007, 17:41
Does it need to be a rookie team or can it be an existing stunty team?

17-07-2007, 17:48
It has to be a rookie team entered in the warseer Stunty Federation Andallthat group. Once entered the team can only ever play in warseer. You can play in a warm up open round to get used to your team.

Edit: The Fakshun have entered

17-07-2007, 18:00
I'll have to get a rookie team made up

Do you have a link to the league sign up and all that?

17-07-2007, 18:07
Teams are invited into the group as it is private. But here is the home page check out the teams and stuff. it is a very active group as you can see we have our own section on Warseer. Also you may be interested in the official warseer group. You can contact Autobot (warseer) / iscariot (fumbbl) to join that with a grown up team. Bennistein in fumbbl may also be able to help join the grown up league.



Official Warseer (grown up)


17-07-2007, 18:24
I would like to join up for the stunty league if i could my coaches name is the same on Fumbbl team name is Snot Feeling Well let me know who i got to contact and such

17-07-2007, 18:25
Come on our IRC channel, #warseer

18-07-2007, 06:30
I would like to join up for the stunty league if i could my coaches name is the same on Fumbbl team name is Snot Feeling Well let me know who i got to contact and such

Welcome Snot Feeling Well, LordSnotball salutes u, saying "May the Snot be with you"...


18-07-2007, 16:10
Welcome Snot Feeling Well, LordSnotball salutes u, saying "May the Snot be with you"...


I see the crop has ripened.

Any way Jester has submitted a snotling team. See if he wants to play the lower ranked teams before so to skill up his team and get the feel of them before entering into the are you looking at me tournament. Deng leave him alone till the tournament.

18-07-2007, 16:19
it's the Not So Great Maw!

if Maws was referring to my team.

18-07-2007, 18:01
I should be on tonight if anyones up for a game around 6pm Central Standard Time USA its noon here now so basically 6 hours from now. I been testing with the snots in stunty a couple games last night as my main team is nurglings alot different feel.

The pump wagon just makes me laugh each time I move it :-)

18-07-2007, 19:49
I should be on tonight if anyones up for a game around 6pm Central Standard Time USA its noon here now so basically 6 hours from now. I been testing with the snots in stunty a couple games last night as my main team is nurglings alot different feel.

The pump wagon just makes me laugh each time I move it :-)

there a good chance that i will be online as well tonight. see you there! my gnoblars are ready accept your challenge.

19-07-2007, 18:31
The Flobs will enter. Please keep posting relevant to the ARE You looking at Me tournament.

19-07-2007, 23:32
So you going to enter me or what? I don't want to end up not getting in.

20-07-2007, 14:35
Yeah you can count me in for the tourney I feel my Snots will die with the best of them

20-07-2007, 18:03
Just to confirm so far teams entered are

The Mecca
The Steaks
The Pukes
Not So Great
The Chicks dig Squigs
The Fakshun
The Flobs
Snots Feeling Well

23-07-2007, 10:42
sign me up... team: 'E Kicked Mi Shin!

my business trip to the states just got postponed to 2008 :) i still have some travelling to do, but i think that will be mid-september onwards :)

23-07-2007, 14:27
Is the tournament still schedule to start this friday?

23-07-2007, 18:13
Saturday or late Friday night it will start.

The shins have been entered.

24-07-2007, 19:27
I did not realize you could not see the same as myself with regard to the homepage for WSFA. So you would be unaware of the rules. I have copied the rules excuse the bits still left in of HTML and missing images. It is still in construction stage.

Tournament for the new Warseer Stunty Federation Andallthat (WSFA) league. Standard tournament rules apply. I can double confirm that Star Players and wizards are permitted. Turn 16 fouling is expected and unfriendly banter a putting other coaches down is the norm. Loosing to the Mecca is shameful. Beating the Pukes is spectacular.

Points will be awarded as follows 4 points for a win, 2 points for a draw and 1 point for a loss. These include a point for playing the game. a forfeit win will get you 3 points and a forfeit loss will receive nil points.

But the biggest point winner will be going to the amount of casualties RECEIVED. This is the novel twist to the league, if your team gets slaughtered - you might win!! This would completely change the way games are played. So keep a track of how much damage you are doing to the opposition if too much then send your stunties against the big guy. Are you looking at arrgghhh! You know the type of thing.

One point will also be awarded for a Match Report written on the fumbbl game stats page. Match reports don't need to be very creative but you can be awarded an extra point for doing a match report. Writing I played and lost will not do. We want a highlight from the game at least. Man of the match is good. See the post in warseer with regards to match reports

Once the tournament is over the points will be tallied and the winner of the tournament will receive 3 points for the main scoreboard (the one at the bottom of the page). Second place will receive 1 point. Additional for this tournament only, a special award will go to the player who has received the most injuries during the tournament. This is a special one off award in keeping with the theme of the tournament. The player who gets this award will also earn his team one point in the main scoreboard. Injuries are decided in a points system (like the council and housing hey) 5 points for a Serious injury regardless if long-time effects are present or not. 2 points for a Badly Hurt and 1 point for being KO during a match. It would be helpful if coaches could keep track of these injuries. If you loose connection then I will have trouble authenticating your results and unless the opposition coach can confirm details I may have to disallow injuries without proof. I do check every WSFA match anyway but if I do miss out something then pull me up on it. This award will encourage coaches to keep their mauled players in order to earn more glory.

http://fumbbl.com/teams/170581.jpgYou was looking at me then. Tournament special

One additional Point can be awarded by killing or maiming the player E! Mance of the Flobs Vampirling team. The tags at the beginning and end of his name cause havoc with my JBBR replayer and he needs to be removed. For this I will award 1 Point to the team that gets him out of the league. And award the player this award;

http://fumbbl.com/teams/170583.jpg WSFA Assassin

24-07-2007, 20:58
Well this is something I can win might as well scribe my name into the number one Cas taker as thats all my Snots do well lol. i noticed points for SI BH and KO but nothing for death?

As always see you all on the pitch its green like snot for a reason

25-07-2007, 08:33
Giving an award to a dead player is stupid (unless they are undead). if you had used the apothecary then he no longer suffers the injuries and so counts as no injury no death. I will add this to the info

edit: At the time of writing this I had not considered snots and their regeneration. death is worth 5 points towards the "you Was looking at me" award

Deng Ham
25-07-2007, 15:52
It's an interesting twist. Will be interesting to see how many players send there players into certan death. Ie singel handedly taking on robocop.

As a coment on the rules themself. I would recomend a spesification of who get the points for a inury when you list the point amount.

25-07-2007, 18:28
To be honest, sticking a rookie pygmy up against robocop by himself is really my best option to avoiding him dismantling the rest of my team :D

25-07-2007, 19:28
As a coment on the rules themself. I would recomend a spesification of who get the points for a inury when you list the point amount.

Can I get this translated.

If you mean how are the injury points awarded. You get one point for receiving a casualty on YOUR team. the fumbbl site will autamatically do this so I think you wont get points for trips, crowd pushes. Not sue about fouls at all, the java bowl client records these details.

Deng Ham
25-07-2007, 20:47
okay... So we team managers don't have to keep track of injuries. And the subsequently report them?

25-07-2007, 22:12
okay... So we team managers don't have to keep track of injuries. And the subsequently report them?

Given that I am not infallible, I would keep track of your injuries just in case I get it wrong. This applies to the You was looking at me award. The points for games are automatically done, injuries recorded are deaths, si and BH.

Edit: the points are not automatically done, so i am checking these

Deng Ham
26-07-2007, 14:39

I'm thinking of how to make the reports. And what to include.
Team A vs Team B
Link to FUMBBL Result page
Highlight from the game
General desctiption of the game
Best player award
Quotes from team managers/players/coaches
SI, BH and KO for and Against

Is there anything else We shoud include?

26-07-2007, 15:06
Player of the game, you should pick your opponents and vice versa.

26-07-2007, 17:23
Thats probably above and beyond the amount expected. But make sure you post one in fumbbl results page for the point. It is easy enough for me to post your report in this thread if you have not done it yourself.

27-07-2007, 03:07
I am in

posted my request to join with the 'Cheatin' Skum'

Goblin Cheats naturally :)

27-07-2007, 23:42
It was the opening game for the Are You Looking At Me? tournament.

It was a bloody match for The Maw, unfortunately it was the gnoblar who fed the maw!!!

Madish scored the first touchdown in the opening half, only after 3 turns. The Mecca wouldn't let this intimate them so they prepared there offense to retaliate. Sharpshooter fired the ball away from his blunderbuss, but it fell short, in the middle of the action. The gnoblars tried to take opportunity from this mistake but they failed to pick up the ball. At the very last moment of the first half the mecca scored,

At half time it was a brand new game both team with 1 point each. And the sun was shining very much up high.

The Mecca received the ball, they tried to make a run from the middle but didn't succeed, The Maw manage to get a hold on the ball, Mishuk had 2 players wide open, threw the ball....

Worthless managed to catch the ball in mid air and made a run for it. With that score the Mecca took the lead. With their lead the Mecca felt more confident than ever, especially since the crowd had help them in mutilating a poor gnoblar who was too close to the sidelines.

With lots of determination and a bit of luck, Kurad made a last minute touchdown to tied the game.

What a match!

That's it for now boys and girls. see you next week when the Not So Great Maw will be facing the horde a small creatures from the Snots Feeling Well.

27-07-2007, 23:54
Are You Looking At Me WSFA Tournament

Another spectacular non loss game for the Mecca. This was a nice bloody game with the ball changing hands quite a bit. It was great to have the Mecca winning for awhile being 2-1 ahead until the last turn. Dispite the recorded casualties the Mecca still had less players on pitch than the maws what with players eject for secret weapons and the like. Sad to see Ulysses 31 go, he has been with the Mecca since the Bennistein dynasty.
Best moment of the match was when Worthless caught an interception, now the Mecca have a interception contender. Again the Apothecary had to be used on worthless to save him from death. Worthless also made a successful completion and a touchdown so for this treble achievement I award;

Man of the Match: Worthless

Final score 2-2
(Madish,Kurad) (Worthless, Trip to Trumpton)

For the records


Ulysses 31

Serious Injuries

De Wet, Xanadu, Tom Jones, Worthless (Apothecary saved so points for game but no recognition in the "You was looking at me " award)

Badly Hurts

Pulsuc, Lourn


Dixie x2, Dogtanian, My little Pony
Buasif, Kurad, Vkuulx2

Points on the leader board Maws 9 and Mecca 8

Points added for match reports

28-07-2007, 05:41
Kiss of the Vermin 3 - 0 Cheatin' Skum

Well the game starts off the the gobbos receiving. Despite the blodge and the gobbos having an unskilled team they pow'd the ratz on every hit leading to an early death for one of the stars of the vermin (who had block btw ffs). Then a quick pow followed by a DP foul took out the star assassin. Even so the ratz tried to delay the gobbos with there sneaky daggers executing a few gobbos without the refs knowledge, causing the ball to come free. The pow's continued for the gobbos and the life expectensy for the Vermin lowered. Finally some luck comes to the vermin as the gobbos fail to pick the ball up, allowing an easy pickup from the sneaky ninjas.

So after all was said and done the score at halftime was 1-0 for the Vermin.

The second half started with a good kick offsetting the Vermin's offence. However there general sneakness and ninja agility allowed them to recover the ball in a favorable position. Angerd by the stompyness of the gobbos, the daggers glimmered on the field once again and several gobbos fell down with a short dagger lodged in there back with poison running down... With few numbers the gobbos put up little fight as the Vermin added onto there lead 2-0. Only being able to field 5 players the gobbos tried there luck on the kickoff to injure some ratz but this left them out of position to get the ball. The luck would not change as more and more gobbos "mysteriously" fell down. The ref sensing something amiss started throwing Vermin players out left and right. But it was too late as they had amounted a 3-0 lead and the gobbos were all but done. However it didn't stop the gobbos from killing another rat (failed apoth...sigh).

The totals for the game ended up:
Vermin Suffered: 1 BH+ 1 SI+ 2 RIP= 4
Gobbos Suffered: 1 BH+ 3 SI+ 1 RIP= 5

*Man of the Match*
Hair Pull, before his death he fouled out the Vermins top star Bruce Lee, in what head coach th0r claimed "was a blatent foul missed by the ref. I'll be sure to report this to the league officials back at WSFA HQ".


Just a question for Tenpole. My dagger kills don't show up for the official stats, but they still count right? Otherwise I only did 1 casualties lol.

29-07-2007, 13:58
Kiss of the Vermin 3 - 0 Cheatin' Skum

The totals for the game ended up:
Vermin Suffered: 1 BH+ 1 SI+ 2 RIP= 4
Gobbos Suffered: 1 BH+ 3 SI+ 1 RIP= 5

Points for this game then are Kiss with 10 points (4 inj+1playinggame+4 win+1 report) and Skum with 7 points (5 inj+1play+1report)

30-07-2007, 05:26
Snots feelin Well vs Piku

From the match page;
Snots Coach
Well the trend continues as the Snots got BLOWN OUT again. Losing in a non to close match 3-0. Even though they lost they were surprised their trolls remembered how to block recording several BH's including one on the opponents Krox. Unfornately the pump wagon decided to collapse in the second half and kill itself earning the MVP because of all the carnage. Another loss on the way to being the only unwinnable team ever.

Hmm I detect a bit of disheartened thoughts about their team.

Piku Coach;

A vicious matchup of strength vs. speed. The start of the game saw Piku kicking deep to their snotling rivals, and sending the eagle warriors down the wide zones. The Snots trolls and pump wagon were making a good hole in the Piku defense, but unfortunatly some clumsy footwork stopped the Snots from moving the ball upfield, allowing eagle warrior Upi to steal away with the ball and score early on turn 3.

The snots tried to retaliate with a quick thrown snotling, but unfortunatly the little bugger couldn't land on his feet, and Piku eagle warrior Xix was able to scoop the ball out of his own endzone. Xix made a wide run down the sideline, but even as he broke away for the score the Piku casualties were mounting. This culminated very early in the second half when Kroxigor Mitok was taken out of the game for the rest of the second half with an ankle sprain.

Even in the last minutes of the game Piku was determined to play the ball. Down to just 6 players from injuries, eagle warrior Xix made a bold move and scooped up the ball from between the legs of a troll, handing it off to pygmy Kep who made a suprise passing play to eagle warrior Upi, who was able to escape deep into Snots territory. Piku spent the rest of the game backing themselves into a corner and scoring at the last second to avoid further casualties.

Man of the match: Captikila - For injuring Mitok at the beginning of the second half and causing a drastic drop in performance from Piku as a result.

Your points have bn modified or match report, CAS adjustment later in evening.

30-07-2007, 14:08
I feel your pain and despair with your snotlings. They are one of the hardest stunty team to play.

Best of luck during your next match, hopefully your opponent will be a poor player and make silly mistakes and you will win... hey.. wait i'm your next opponent...

When can you play? :)

30-07-2007, 14:41
Man i didn't read the rules good you get points for being KO'd too can you go back through and replay a match correct. I need to record all the KOs

Deng Ham
30-07-2007, 15:20
yup you can watch a game, in replay. Go to the match report page. And klick the replay button. Located betwen the two team names.

30-07-2007, 19:54
I was only considering points for KO's with regards to the "You was looking at me" award. The score tally would be too much for KO's and original I was going to let fumbbl auto record CAS but then realised I there were too many shades of grey cases. So for the tournament points only death, serious injury and badly hurt earn a point however they are caused.

If your player ends up in the dugout then you can get points for the award badge.

31-07-2007, 01:06
It will be interesting to see if people actually STOP trying to hurt the other teams when points are close at the top.... ;)

31-07-2007, 02:45
It was a beautiful day for a bloodbowl game.

Pump from their last game against the Mecca they were ready for the snotling. Maybe a bit too ready, the big guys had a ego problem and they refused to play at the same time. The little bugger prove to be resilient. With the fall from the pump wagon on the very first moment of the game, the gnoblar surged forward and tried to take this lucky break to make a go for it and score early. Everybody was to excited it seems...

They couldn't get a good hold on the ball, they almost score but the gnobar was too happy to be in the end... he dropped the crowd who threw back near the line of scrimmage. The snotling tried to use this opportunity to get the upper hand but they couldn't nobody was able to get that ball. Finally at the end of the opening half, the Not So Great Maw scored.

Then with a very lucky break, they manage to score again with the little time that was left in the first half of the game.

At mid-game the scored was 2-0 for the Not So Great Maw.

Now the Maw was receiving, Murdok entered the field. The snotling were wiser than they looked, they were quick enough to reform before kicking, foiling the gnoblars plans for a pass to Murdok. The big ogre was stopped and shut down the entire half by the wacky pump wagon.

The snotling never gave up and tried to score until the very end. But the game ended in a 2-0 win for the gnoblars.

Vuas (#16) - Vkul (#12) - Cusria (#4) - Cursik (#6)

Badly Hurt
Kurad (#8) - Vurak (#3) - Luorn (#15)

Miss Next Game
Nuorjhu (#13)

31-07-2007, 18:58
Maws vs Snots

Points have been added for match reports and injuries

4 points each for injuries

Injuries recorded

Funwagon - KO
Supahero -KO
Tadaa - BH
Numbba1 - BH
Lasta - SI
Yugly -SI (killed counts as SI)

Nuorjhu - SI
Luorn - BH
Kurad _BH
Vurak - BH
Vuass - KO
Vkul - KO
Corsia - KO
Pulsuc - KO
Cursih- KO

03-08-2007, 21:44
Chicks vs Shins

Warning to all coaches, the new squig team plays to win. Holding back on the punches but throwing themselves on the ninja rats daggers the Chicks lost the game in touchdown but won the game in points. Lardidar is a tactical player. Be warned.

CAS Points

Chicks=6 Shins =0

CAS For awards

Boing KO x2
Groat SI
Froogle BH
Gasy KO
Gringo SI
Doodle BH
Oddle KO
Billr KOx2
Doing KOx2
Mucka KO
Ghutz KO
Narnar BH
Spud KO

Splattered Eshin Brain Matter KO
Atcoo KO

Deng Ham
03-08-2007, 22:25
The game of the Steaks playing Flobalob is going down on sunday. 5 pm BB time (or there about).

04-08-2007, 15:48
I have added the match report for my game.

see here (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1789799)

Is that all you need me to do or do you want me to count injurys and what not?

04-08-2007, 17:46
No need I already have done it see post above. Good report you have received 1 point for the match report.

Each as both have now done a match report.

04-08-2007, 22:40
For what it's worth my match report is up. Not much of one, but then when your opponent concedes, what can you do.

04-08-2007, 22:55
quit sulking :) its not as if eshins stand a chance at winning this tourney :)

04-08-2007, 23:58

Maws vs Vermin

The battle started way before the kickoff as the Maw's Gorger and Ogre got into it off the field. Apparently the two were arguing over which one was the greatest and although it could be argued both ways the two did not play together for the game. The Maw recieve the kickoff and march up the field but the ninja rats deposited a few "daggers" into the "gnoblars" and soon the ball was loose. The assassin promptly snatched it and before the gnoblars could blink the half was over with a one-nil score for the Eshin.

The second half began with a well timed push by the maws who surrounded the usually quick Eshin. However there ninja skills were unphased and they caught the ball in a rather un-stunty play. They then proceeded to hand off to the assassin who again ran it in for an easy TD.

The Maws being in utter confusion gave up another turnover to the Eshin and the Assassin made it look easy as he threw a sailing pass over the gnoblars head to connect with a vermin in the end zone. Leaving the stunned gnoblar faithful with a 3-0 defeat.

05-08-2007, 00:03
It was one of those day were the sun is too hot. Everybody was sweating on the pitch, some even got discomfort from it. And for another week, the two big guys had an argument to see which one of them was the best.

But nevertheless a blood bowl game had to be played. It started violently for the Maw on the first turn they killed a rat and wounded another one bad enough so he wouldn't want to come back in to play. They the ball, everything going ok. Until the pesky rat started to take out dagger from under their uniforme, they killed pour Mishuk.

They took back the ball back and made a run for it. Scoring the opining point of the game. The ehsin manage to take the ball again a the beginning o the second half. They even tried to stall the game to cause more mayhem but the brave, Madish went and pushed the cowardly rat into the end zone for the score. Jull'hard was in such a rage that he charged forward and tackle two rats, wounding both. But also it was too little too late, the game was out of reach for the gnoblar who finally lost 3-0.


Kull'harg (#1) - Vuas (#15) - Cursia (#4) x2 - Pulsuc (#11)

Luorn (#15) - Vurak (#2)

Cursih (#6)

Dead !!!
Mishuk (#10)

05-08-2007, 08:00
btw I need the pts updated, 7 for cas and 2 for 2 match reports. By my count I should have 26pts.

05-08-2007, 15:12
Chicks Dig Squigs Vs Kiss of the vermin

This has been the most exciting game of the league so far. I cannot copy and paste the match reports as they may not be appropriate. These are also the best match reports I have read.

All coaches will be excited to spectate the next time these two play. It should be a great grudge match.

Both of you earn 1 point each for your match report and chicks receive two points for injuries

Bruce Lee, Total Ratcall received KO's

Gassy -Ko
Boing -KO
Mucka - KO
Spud -SI
Froggle -KO
Doddle - BH

Kiss vs Maws

kiss got 7 CAS points and naws got 4 CAS points.
Both given 1 point for match report

Deng Ham
05-08-2007, 17:53
New Zaggarund Steaks vs Flobalob

Official Fumbbl march report (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1792178)
As the teams ran to the field. There was a strange silence as no one could find the targeted, and much talked about player, <E!_Mance>. Coach Fretox said that he know nothing of the sudden dissaperance.

The Flobablob set up first giving the steaks the first reciving. Zigg Zagged his way tru the hole left after Krazakram. And the rest of the line just pushed forward. Gumball passin the ball up field to Sigg, and it's a Touch Down.At the kick off. The Steaks went wild. Knockin out players left and right. And the Flobalob where too distracted to pick up the ball. And there is Rugg. And score a 2-0 goal already in turn 4.
The Vampires where getting smart. And left a minimum of players op front, and a deep defence to get the ball. And them packed in the ball carier. Slowly moving up field. Gumball was obsessed by kicking Star player Ahriman. And spoted by the reff, after only 2 atepts.In the middle of the field there is a big pile up fight. Players beeing rushed off the field all the time.

At the start of the second half. Flobalob where down to 5 players on the pitch. The Staks have looked too mutch at them. Sharpening there beef knifes. And even the crowds joined in to stun players. Throwing rocks and other objects onto the field. Pleaced to see Arhman once more down. The Steaks joind in on jumping upon him. the ref. Did not like this, and sendt Ztinkerbell off. And Rost T-bone. The piling on would never work. But the blocking did. And now there where only 3 players left on the pich. Quaf'em had taken the ball. And as all attention had been on the carnige. He had run down. And everybody was suprized when the ref blew a whissle. Clearly there had been no foul. But then he pointed at the end Zone. As many of the players realized what happend. The re kcik saw some brutal action, Ahriman started by killing O 'Hans. And then a mino to revenge and badly hurting him. The Steaks where swarming all over the poor Vampirelings on the filed. And with 3 turns to go. Rugg scored another touch Down. And Flobalob had only one player left to place on the field. But with all that open ground Rugg got over actious. And stumbled into the ground knocking himself out. And that left plenty off room for Quaf'em to score the winning goal.

New Zaggarund Steaks 5 - 0 Flobalob.

Injury Time.
KO= Was Coocking, Ztinkerbell, Rugg
BH= Zigg the Zagger, Hihaa
SI= Quata Pownda
RIP= Quata Pownda (apo sucesss), O 'Hans

KO= -Human, -Ed, Obsidian
BH= 'Fex (regen), Old1eye, Ahriman, -Ed
SI= Obsidian (apo sucsess), Obsidian, !mpact, Valhallan, 'Fex

Deng Ham
05-08-2007, 18:05
The Steaks have not graspet the suptle change in scoring in this tournament. Infact they enjoy too much easy blocks and high cas tallys.

The minos in perticular are pleaced by this wierd change in oponents play. And Krazakarn The Cruel have just got himself some Razor sharp claws. And is challanging Robocop for the highest casualitie machine in the league. With his 52 SPP. He is not far behind. the Mecvermin.

05-08-2007, 18:37
Maybe you could test those new claws against Phrollikks Beasts? :D

05-08-2007, 22:17
Steaks vs Flobs

Flobs received 9 points for CAS Steaks got 5 points

Steaks also received 1 point for match report.

Mecca vs Shins

Points for reports added and CAS tallied

Are You Looking At Me Round 2

All the coaches were looking to the mechavermin to take out a few ninja rats to make their games easier. However this was to prove not a game of victory and blood of the enemy. It was defeat blood from all forms of rats and .. most shocking of all broken microchips.
The game had started very well for the Mecca with some very impressive foot work from worthless dodging round multiple tackle zones snatching the ball and waltzing across the end zone. But something was not was right. The meccas overheated and seized up. Frantic investication found that the sneaky eshin had infiltrated the Mecca workshop and urinated in the coolant tank. So instead of cool smooth fluids running around the mecca engine was volatile chaos rats ****.

The tanks were drained but not in time for the next drive. Without the mechavermin the slaves got anhilated. By the time the mechavermin were able to be fielded the team was very weakened.

Worthless had to have Dr McCoy out to look at an injury only to get his rib cage shattered latter anyway and his heart punctured.

Then the big shock happened. Heavily outnumbered Mechavermin was gang fouled and killed. From there on it was just a struggle to survive.

Man of the Match :Worthless for his impressive touchdown, he wil be remembered.

Dixie KOx2
Trip to Trumpton BH
Apache SI
Gangsta BH
Dogtannian KO
Make it Easy on Yourself KO
My Little Pony KO
AK 47 KO
Worthless SI (Apoth saved)then Killed
Rat Terminator Killed by foul by Iscariot

Shins CAS
Splattered Eshin Brain Matter BH
Lardidars Yardidar BH
Squashed Eshin KO
Squished Eshin BH
Bennis thoughts for a penni SI
Tenpoles 11th Pole BH

CAS points Mecca =7 Shins =5

And Lordsnotballs report


Turn 1: DeathRoller Eliminated:

Zoom Zoom selected.
Blitz selected.
BMW E30 3series is badly hurt

2nd half, Turn 4
Iscariot Hu Lagzalot IV selected.
Foul selected.
Rat Terminator is KILLED

This was a painful match for the mecca, from one of the biggest team killers in the tourney, now they are just 'a team' again...

The eshins terminated the Rat Terminator!!!!! woot!

06-08-2007, 20:18

is there any deadlines on round games?

I am unable to play my 2nd match as I am waiting for Yorkiebar - and he still hasnt even finished his 1st match... :/

06-08-2007, 21:26
There game has just been played

Fakshun 1 vs Pukes 0

Fakshun incurred 7 injuries
Pukes received 4 injuries

Edit: and one point for Pukes match report

07-08-2007, 20:49
I would like to register a complaint:

top stars:
4 Rat Terminator Mecca mechavermin 35 SPP

please remove that fallen star from the list...

ps. just bantering...

07-08-2007, 21:00
I would like to register a complaint:

top stars:
4 Rat Terminator Mecca mechavermin 35 SPP

please remove that fallen star from the list...

ps. just bantering...

The cheek and I redid his picture for zoom zoom

Deng Ham
08-08-2007, 16:23
There's gonna be blood on the pitch tonight... As the New Zaggarund Steaks take on Internal Putrefaction. Home at the Blood Bath Dome...

It's gonna be a late night spectacle. And not start untill 22.30 BB time. That is, if PhrollikK manage to get his diseased jellyfish into the team bus. And arive on time. If not, the game will be postponed. At best untill tomorow at the same time. If not, then not untill tuesdag.

: Deng

08-08-2007, 22:40
Game played and a very even match at that! Match report soon to follow. In the meantime revel at the match injury stats:

Internal P. (+5 extra league points):
#3 Stun (Crowd)
#6 BH
#8 KO
#9 SI
#10 KO
#12 BH
#13 KO+BH
#15 BH

NZS (+2 pts))
#3 KO
#8 KOx2
#9 BH
#11 KO
#12 KO
#14 KO
#16 KO+SI

08-08-2007, 22:43
Points for injuries In the Steaks vs Pukes game added.

Edit: One point for Phrollikks Pukes for game report

Edit 2: And one point for Dengs report

08-08-2007, 22:58
Game Report posted:

Deng Ham
09-08-2007, 16:11
New Zaggarund Steaks 0 - 0 Internal Putrification
Official Fumbble game report, including Phrollikk's report (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1796009)

"The Steaks are full of anticipation.. We Own the IP... There is no waqy we are going to loose this game." And overconfident Krazakran said prior to the game. But unfortunatly the game did not go acording to plan. At the kick off We pushed forward trying to block down as much as possible. And sucesede taking out 4 players. But when we got the upper hand. It all somehow changed and flings fell. We had pushed hard up one side. Getting a fiew corwd push. But they all side stepped. It was incredible dificult to controll the little buggers. And tho we controled the ball. It took more than 8 turns to get it down do the end Zone. And the score was unchanged in the first half.

And at the second, theings where evened out, as more players got to the itch, and now it was IP that got to start. Giving back with the same coin we gave them. They too puched up one flank. But the Steaks stopped them. They got the ball much longer. Even into the end zone. But no slime covered Nurgling managed to pick it up. eventualty the Seaks cleared it out of there. And it was a dissapointing 0-0.

All in all a boring mach. Not much spectacular plays, no dramatic injurys and finaly no score.

12-08-2007, 22:56
Fakshun vs Skum

What a bloodbath. The Fakshun receive 10 points for CAS received, the skum receive a respectable 7 points.

Edit 1 point each for match reports

Totals for this game Fakshun=3(winning)+1(playing game)+10(CAS)+1 report=15 points
Skum=1 for playing 7 CAS+1 report= 9 points

12-08-2007, 23:03
Double posted due to warseer being so slow tonight

13-08-2007, 05:54
Fakshun vs Skum

What a bloodbath. The Fakshun receive 10 points for CAS received, the skum receive a respectable 7 points.

No reports as yet so no points for report. If Yorkie had bothered to do his reports he would be joint top at the present with only two games played.

I had posted my report on fumbll - do we have to post here too?

Anyway, here its is;

In what will surely be a contender for bloodiest match of the season Da' Rebel Fakshun beat the leagues rookie team, Cheatin' Skum, with a lucky touchdown in the final seconds of the 2nd half.

The tone of the match was set when a goup of Da Faksuns players ganged up on Shin Kick and broke his collar bone in a brutal tackle. It is known now that Shin Kicks career as a player is over and he has had to join the coaching staff.

Cheatin' skum retaliated the only way they new how, by "cheatin'". All thoughts of the ball were forgotten as half of the Skum mobbed Da Fakshuns front man 'Da Red Gobbo' -fouling him when down. 'Da Red Gobbo' once again luckily avoided any serious injuries as he vanished off the pitch with a laugh and a puff of red smoke.

The rest of the half devolved into an all out war with flying fists,chainsaws, ball and chains and the odd bite flying everywhere.

Skum managed to weather the storm and come out on top securing the ball on the half line but not having enough time to score.

The second half started where the first left off - the Skum's small team showing as they took to the pitch with just 7 players - Fakshun scraped up 9 due to luckily having some reserves.

In the opening moves, Skums Headbutt looked to even the odds by reducing Da Fakshuns numbers. Using a concealed dagger, Headbutt blocked Fakshuns Gazza Bormog, with a swift throat cut resulting in his DEATH! Fakshum being outraged at this outright cheating retaliated as any good gobbos would and used a cleaver to kill Headbutt!

Skum battled valiantly for the rest of the half taking fakshun down to their numbers.

With just 3 players left on each side Skum were boxed in by a ball weilding fanatic and a lunatic with a chainsaw. A misplaced strike by Skums own chainsaw wielding maniac saw Zoglugs armour save him from certain death enaabling him to make a lucky dodge to pick up the ball and score the games only touch down.

In his memory 'Headbutt' was awarded the MvP - much to the annoyance of the other Skums players who would have liked the glory to boost their own careers.

RIP Headbutt - may you rest in the peices in which you were found in.

casualty list for Fakshun;
#2 Gurlakk Urtygob (Death)
#4 Gazza Bormog (Death)
#6 Oglug Snoturty (Miss Game)
#6 Oglug Snoturty (Niggling Injury)
#7 Zagga Grimjaw (Miss Game)
#10 Durshak Nazgrim (Miss Game)
#16 Bazza Gormog (Miss Game)
#16 Bazza Gormog (Movement drop)

casualty list for Skum;
#8 Shin Kick (Miss Game)
#8 Shin Kick (Strength drop)
#9 Spit in Face (Miss Game)
#9 Spit in Face (Niggling Injury)
#3 Jump on Head (Miss Game)
#3 Jump on Head (Niggling Injury)
#13 Headbutt (Death)


Piku Team - your next :evilgrin:

13-08-2007, 19:51
Well at the least post a link to the report here. Otherwise it's only a matter of copy/paste :)

13-08-2007, 21:54
Internal Putrefaction 1 - 1 Chicks Dig Squiggs

Well another draw... 0-2-1 is an awful record thus far... Here's the match report: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1801822

Here's the stats.

IP (+1 point)
#5 Stun
#7 KO
#13 KO
#14 BH

Chicks (+2 points)
#1 KO, SI (apo success)
#3 2xKO
#4 Stun
#5 BH
#7 KO
#11 KO
#12 Stun
#13 Stun
#14 KO
#15 KO

14-08-2007, 07:05
Pukes vs Chicks

A low scoring game then

Pukes receive = 1 draw+1 game+1 CAS+1 report=4 points
Chicks receive=1 draw+1 game+2 CAS+1 report= 5 points

14-08-2007, 13:46
Match Report
Chicks v Pukes

'The chicks took to the field expecting an utter mashing at the hands of the pukes.

To the shock of the chicks fans they managed a 1-1 draw … a scrappy and low scoring game ended with one of the mighty puke beasts rolling three skulls and falling at the feet of a very smug looking squig herder.

After the game two herders figured out how to diving tackle, the chicks retired the injured Spud and hired a loose squig which was named ‘Gassy’ after the smell emitting from it.'

14-08-2007, 13:48
Match Report
Chicks v Pukes

'The chicks took to the field expecting an utter mashing at the hands of the pukes.

To the shock of the chicks fans they managed a 1-1 draw … a scrappy and low scoring game ended with one of the mighty puke beasts rolling three skulls and falling at the feet of a very smug looking squig herder.

After the game two herders figured out how to diving tackle, the chicks retired the injured Spud and hired a loose squig which was named ‘Gassy’ after the smell emitting from it.'

14-08-2007, 21:17
Yorkiebar has done his report for his first game. read it HERE (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1793682)

Its excellent. Read his report for round 2 as well.

With these reports done Yorkiebars Fakshun are top of the current tournament with only TWO games played.

15-08-2007, 00:05
cheaters...er...I mean...

Unphased by the corrupt scoring the Eshin have delivered another blockbuster performance.

IP vs Kiss of the Vermin

The fans began to arrive to the Sewer... everyone had there noses plugged. For this was more stinkier then usual as the Pukes had come to town. Once Upon a Time in Eshin had worked really hard for this coming match and sharpened his bite.

The Pukes chose to receive, but before they could pick the ball up an Eshin faithful threw soap at a nurgling BH him! But the madness would start soon enough as bodies began flying every which way. With the beasts hammering the poor ratz, and the ratz sneaking out blocks and mauling nurglings to the ground. The nurglings began to wear down and soon the ninjas had secured the ball after a failed dodge by the nurgling ball carrier! The Eshin then began to stall, fearing the line of scrimmage duty! Bruce Lee then delivered a devastating martial arts move called the "kick to the balls" of the nurglings famous ag3 nurgling injuring him! Finally the Eshin score with time winding down in the first half.

Home field advantage took effect again as the Eshin fans mauled the ref! The Eshin maulage continued as the dirty player repeatedly kicked downed nurglings. The ref thought about pulling out the red card but a few looks from the fans and he decided he'd rather live! The Assassin sensing the kill weakening decided to hang back and allow his ninjas to clear the field for him... and clear they did. The one remaining Beast decided the ratz meant business and ran away from the blood crazed ratz! Allowing the Eshin to claim an easy 2-0 Victory.

IP caused: 3BH 1RIP(apoth) = 4
Eshin caused: 4BH 1SI 1RIP = 6

15-08-2007, 00:19
Oh.... and my stupid assassin aged at 31...what a git. He has been promptly booted off the team and enlisted into the army. Rules of the rat, only the strong survive.

15-08-2007, 00:30
Posted report to above game: FUMBBL :: Online Blood Bowl League (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1803187)


IP (+6 pts for CAS)
#1 KO
#3 KO
#4 BH
#5 BH
#6 KO
#7 SI
#8 KO
#9 BH
#10 Dead (no regen)
#11 KO
#12 KO
#13 KO
#14 KO
#15 BH

Yup that's 14 out of my 16 players...!

Vermin (+4 pts)
#6 KO
#7 KO+BH
#8 KO
#10 KO
#11 BH
#12 KO
#13 BH
#15 KO+Dead (apo succesful)

15-08-2007, 05:37
That was a round 4 game?!? Trust th0r to be ahead on gameplay. When is he scheduled to play Yorkie?

Points have been added for CAS and reports. It does help tremendously with recording stats of injuries.

Deng Ham
17-08-2007, 21:15
New Zaggarund Steaks 0 - 2 Tenpole Mecca WS

Official FUMBBL match report (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1806458)

The Steaks had looked forward to the match for days on end. It was a blizzard hailng down sno and ice on the Blood Bath Dome. And the day of the game. The ref and other officials wanted to postpone the game. Bur NZS head coach Deng. Wanted to go ahead non no matter the cost.

The game started with a bang. As Krazakarn knocked to rats off the pich as the whisle blew. And all looked well until Ztinkerbell ran for the ball. Having to puch himself a little too much on the hard packed snow on the pich. He tripped had knocked the air right out of himself. Leaving only Zigg to defend the ball. Wich he failed. And the Rats surounded the ball. So Krazakarn ran back to knock some heads together. Not seeing the ground and the polished ice that Ztinkerbell had fallen on. He too fell. And short time after Zhazrak... The rats on the other hand. Had spikes under the paws. And never tripped. The snow did also block the sight of the refs. As the Beemer fouled and injured two 'flings. Including killing Quazimoto. The Steaks got back on there feet. and knocked the rats down.But not in time to stop the fast running rats. Tho Hiyea did come close to carve the ballcarier as he ran. But as any oldtimer chaos halfling will tell you. Running on ice with with a buzzing chainsaw. Is not a good idea. And he ended up cutting himself bad. But agrued that he could play on. But the ref refused it.

Alright the Mecca got a TD. But that will not win them the game. And as play resumed. The NZS was almost twice as many on the pich. Increasing it to more than twice as Zhazrak kicked "make it.." out and off. And with short time to go. Zigg rushed up field with the ball. But was stopped by a very motivated Robocop. Not only did his AI computer chip stop him falling over twice, but also saved him form a compleet shutdown when blocking. Alas, Krazakarn did not have a computer chip up his rear end. And fell on the ice.. Again..

The second half starte with a sigh of relief. As the weather lifted. And carnige could begin again. The mecca divide in two. One half puching up field, while the other surounded the ball. Still superior in number. The Steaks divided as well. Full of confidence. That the rats where going down. But the only rat down where robocop. And surounded he was fouled (suprise). But the ref saw it. And sent Zigg off the field. The Mecca tactic of dividing worked. As the ball was shoot downfield. To an open Dogtanian. Despite beeing surounded and blocked. He refused to go down. And scored his second of the day.

Now the home croud was pizzed off. and started throwing rocks, papers ans zissors at the Mecca. And knocking 4 players down. And the same motivation was evident in the NZS team. As they no longer cared for the ball. All going on blocking, kicking, fouling frenzy. Krazakarn wanted to take the robot out.. Permanently. So that he could claim the nr1 SPP and Blocker title. But Robo had assistance form his team mates. So no go there, for the mino. Infact it went all pete wrong. So wrong infact that the apo had to step up had bind the mino together. The others used whatever chance they had to kick the heap of metall. But the ref saw the all. Expeling players left and right.

The game was such a catastrophy. Not only did we loose. But we lost the blood game as well as the ball game. And that is not what is expected at the Blood Bath Dome. The fans so furious with the result, and many threw there scarfs/napkins in the bin on the way out. Not returning untill propper NZS gameing style have returend.

Man of the match = Team Suporter Club: The Grinders

18-08-2007, 09:49
Mecca vs Steaks

Its great when the underdogs win.

The Warlock Engineer was cussing and cursing trying to make good on the new Mechavermin construction, a job he had been commissioned to do in a limited time period after the early demise of Rat Terminator.
The Greyseer manager Tenpole approached the engineer to ask how long the job would take.
“Howss much longerss worm” and thrashed the engineer with his arcane wand.
“Almosts dones, but needsss some warpstone” chattered the engineer
“Warpstone” sighed the Greyseer and this was repeated by technicians and other staff in the area exclaiming “Warpstone”
The Greyseer pondered on the problem. He did not want to use his personal stock of warpstone this rare and much-prized volatile element.
“Steaks havess warpstone” the engineer suggested
The Greyseer raised his eyebrows and looked at the engineer waiting for an explaination.
“Theys ss havess ancient relics from Bennistein erass, Stuntyss Weaponss Masterss Cuppss” he spoke with knowledge
The Greyseer scheming mind had already etched out a plan to posses the said cup. “We needs to play a games like wess nevers playedss beforess, I wills asisttss the teamsss with my magicss whiles you steals the cupss, replace it withs anothers they will nevers knows.”

And such a game was played by the Mecca. Despite being one mechavermin down the team played their best ever game beating the superior Steaks 2-0. Almost 3-0 but for (as always) a failed GFI.

The blizzad meant the Steaks kept falling over, taking adavantage of this the mecca quickly assaulted the fallen steaks and kept on the pressure the whole game.

1.Krazarkhan first turn multiblock KO two slaves- feared bad game.
2.BMW retaliates by driving over Quazimoto killing him – yes! Also argue with Ref twice and passing.
3.Buzzing blitz by Robocop stopping ball carrier- needed a Pro roll and team reroll with to GFI in blizzard
4.Super multi dodge by Dogtanian to score secong touchdown – its all over now!
5.Crowd upset and stun most of Mecca team
6. Robocop SI’s rival bully Krazarkhan he is saved by steaks medic.
7, AK47 puts away blunderpass and tries passing the ball normally, succeeds Dogtanian GFI to the endzone but trips Game over

Mecca = 1 BH 1 Rip= 2 CAS
Steaks = 2 BH 3 SI (one apothecary save) and 1 Rip= total 6CAS

Man of the Match: If Dogtanian had made the hatrick I would have nominated him but instead I am giving it to BMW for lovely foul and arguing with the ref twice.

Points awarded for CAS and match reports

30-08-2007, 10:06
Snots Vs Shins

Their reports on fumbbl. (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1821234)

I estimate the injuries to be 5 for the shins, thankfully court kept a tally for the snots and that is also five. Well done courtjester17 on the valiant battle put up by the Snots.

30-08-2007, 10:13
aye, he did well... cant remember exactly how many KOs i took, but the injuries are all there... didnt see the niggling injury coz of the damned chat box otherwise i woulda used the apothecary...

he slaughtered my team, was very... challenging

01-09-2007, 01:11
Chicks v Snots (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1824007)

I took.

#2 - KO,
#3 - SI
#5 - SI
#6 - KO, Dead (apo)
#7 - BH
#12 - KO
#14 - SI
#15 - BH

So that is +6 for CAS .....

I would like to thank Court for the game, he played in good spirit even when his two stars got killed/ niggled.

01-09-2007, 10:18
I have got the award ready for the end of the tournament, see highlander issue 12 out soon.

Snots vs Chicks game

The chicks got six points for CAS received and the Snots get 8 points for CAS. Both also get 1 point for match reports.

Points have been added

01-09-2007, 13:36
If the match between the Fakshun and the Flobs goes ahead it will be a great game to watch. Both teams are smashed up so they have a low starting line up.

Flobs Vs Fakshun

Match report. (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1829051)

Another great report. See does not have to be too long.

Fakshun receive 3 CAS points and Flobs 4 CAS points

Fakshun receive 1 for report.

07-09-2007, 09:20
Is it only me posting in the topic now days? Have you all lost interest?

Mecca Vs Flobs

A great victory for the Mecca winning 2-0. The new Mechavermin Dalek performed well as he was able to get three CAS this game so now he has block.

Mecca received two CAS points the Flobs 6 CAs points. The Mecca receive 1 point for match report.

07-09-2007, 14:42
I always think of this thread as a sort of announcment thread.

So people post results of games and cas score ... and then you post to let us know its been noted.

I'm still interested :) ... been very busy at work this week (always the way your first week back from holiday) but I will be PM'ing EE to try and get our game sorted out over the weekend.

07-09-2007, 15:36
He needs to play the maws first.

08-09-2007, 21:16
Maws vs Skum

From what I can make out Skum got 7 CAS most of their team got taken off pitch, and the Maws got 3 CAS.

CAS Points added.

Edit Update: Yep just checked your reports I am happy with those, good reports. Points awarded.

08-09-2007, 23:06
Report can be found here

09-09-2007, 09:25
Forfeit wins are now 7 points to compensate for the lost points. It has made the table look better as Cheatin Skum who have yet to win a game are now one of the top of the group where there team has been slaughtered!

Deng Ham
09-09-2007, 12:05
New Zaggarund Steaks vs Piku (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1834652)

The Fans had ordered a huge blood bath at the Dome. And it started early. But unfortunatly it where the piko doing the bathing. 4 turns into the game. And both teams where down to 6 players on the pitch. Dispite loosing out in the opening the Steaks picked themselfs back up and repaied in cind. But Doing Cas instead of KO's. So when the whisle blew for second half. The steaks where in good shape. And Krazakarn had found his old self. Doing a Get up, multiple krox and pygmi one dice multiple blitz. Knocking out the krox. And from there on. He compleeted another 3 cas. Before the game was over...

Oh and the ball.. Yes it where there. And Piku even came close to scoring. The Steaks had it on the way up in the end minutes. But The blood lust got the better of them. And so the end result remained 0-0

Cas count:
Steaks took: 3 BH, 1 SI and 1 RIP (not scoring CAS)
Piku took: 5 BH, 1 SI

09-09-2007, 22:20
A gamefest has happened while i have been to Beckton.

The Steaks played Piku and Fakshun played the Shins meaning round 4 is completed. Well done everyone.

Steaks vs Piku

Piku received 9 CAS and Steaks got 5 CAS, both have done reports and the points have been added.

Fakshun vs Shins

Fakshun received 4 CAS and shins 2. Yorkie has done his report so Fakshun receive 1 additional point.

Deng Ham
10-09-2007, 15:33
not to complain. But why did Piku get 9 cas points. I gave them 6 + an apo if I remember right. And they had no regen.

10-09-2007, 19:23
On the replay I watched piku had 8 BH and one SI, and did not use apothecary.

Deng Ham
10-09-2007, 20:27
Snots fealing well vs New Zaggarund Steaks (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1836617)

The Steaks where ready for a brutal blood bath of a game.. But everything whent pete wrong within the opening turns. And soon the NZS where in Barney. Loosing two - three players. And the brutal fall of Krazakarn, giving him a premanente injury. The Apo rushing out on the pitch to patch him back together. Piled below ice and stuffed full of painkiller he was back in buisnis. But To no awail. As Craptastic rushed down and kicked in the inkured leg. Redoing the damage. And there was nothing the Apo could do...
Craptastic and courtjester17, we will never forgive you that. The rest of the half where a big brawl, in tru Steak Style. A highlight where when the 'flings ganged up on a troll and knocked him flatt. The despite fighting hard. The Steaks did infact remember the ball. And ran down a TD late in the first half.

The second half include many memorable moments. But it did not start on time. As Deng Ham was arguing with the ref. About the obvious foul. But Coach Court denied it. Doing some doubtious had gestures. And at that Deng asulted Court. The fight among the coaches held the game up a fiew turns. And then it was a ball game to make up for lost time. The Snots did a remarkable quick TD. Putting the preasure back on the Steaks. With 3 trolls and the wagon back on the pitch. the flings neede to move fast. Dodging down the wide zone. And dong a finale hand off to avoid a charge of angry snots and trolls and what not. The Steaks lead 2-1 with only a fiew turns to go. Having a troll quarteback the Snots had a good chance of getting that last TD for a Draw. Dramaticaly helped by a lousy kick. Giving the ball right in the hand of pointless, a veteran snot. Right next to Badgodd. But unfortunatly the troll had made up a rather large apetite during the game. And took a big bite of the little green one. Dropping the ball betwen two trolls. CheMawl ignoring her own health. dodged in betwen the trolls takeing up the ball. But not hearing her coaches yells of lobbing the ball down field, she did not know what to do with it and the just left it.

Finale count:
NZS: 4BH, 3 SI
Snots: 1BH, 3 SI

10-09-2007, 22:06
Actually the results were the snots got 7 CAS (many regen) and you also received 7 CAS.

These points have been added.

Steaks report done so extra point added. Amend you fumbbl report to note the regeneration of the pesky snotlings.

EDIT: Snots report done point added

11-09-2007, 15:48
Round 5 Fakshun vs Maws

CAS points are Fakshun 6 Maws 5

Both have done a report and these have been added

17-09-2007, 19:47
My and EE play times do not match up, so I will forfeit to him.

17-09-2007, 20:58
Round 5 Mecca vs Piku

Another glorious victory for the Mecca. Ok it was only just a victory thanks to last turn finger crossed blunderbuss pass to waiting slave in the end zone.

Edit I am not going to keep posting about edited scores. Rest assured I have a spread sheet and I do look through each game. Anyone wanting a copy of the excel sheet to check can just ask.

19-09-2007, 12:46
As I said I am not going to post scores as it gets boring for me, boring for you so just tell me some fun moments that happened in your games. Two of the round 5 games are being extended to saturday, but the Pukes and shins match may get played tonight or tomorrow. The Skum vs Chicks is being given extra time because of the time difference of the coaches making it difficult for the two coaches to be on at the same time. th0r is still having trouble so we will have to move on without him.

19-09-2007, 21:21
Internal Putrefaction 0 - 3 E' Kicked me Shin

IP (4 CAS = 4+ pts)
#3 BH
#4 2xKO
#5 KO
#6 KO
#8 SI
#10 SI
#11 KO
#12 KO
#13 SI
#14 KO
#15 KO

Eshin (6 CAS (1 apo) = 6+ pts?
#1 KO
#3 Dead (apo), 2xKO
#4 KO
#7 KO
#8 BH
#9 SI
#11 KO
#12 BH
#13 SI
#14 SI

19-09-2007, 23:23
Second game of the night!

IP 3 - 1 Maws

IP (1 CAS = 1pt)
#1 KO
#5 Dead (regen)
#10 KO
#16 KO

Maws (7 CAS (incl 1 apo save) = 7 pts)
#2 Si
#3 KO+BH
#4 BH
#5 Si
#6 KO
#7 Dead
#9 KO
#12 KO
#14 BH
#15 KO+Dead (apo)
#16 KO

20-09-2007, 14:33
Re:Pukesvs Shins
Phrollikk you missed one CAS on yourself which got regen I guess you had 5 CAS the SHins had 6.
It was a boring game, after which Phrollikk start cussing his team and threatened to scrap them after the tournament. As if anyone has won against that Ag5 assassin.

Re: Pukes vs Maws
This game was much better to watch with the Pukes on form causing the Maws lots of injuries so winning the game on points with the injuries they received. The Maws must be happy with the result.

21-09-2007, 16:09
I have dumb question of the day - when are the stunty changes coming in?

Sooner the better for me, my squigs are very much looking forward to getting general skill :)

21-09-2007, 20:12
I would not delay your games, I hope the re wiring gets done quick before I am scheduled to play you.

21-09-2007, 20:52
Aye the re-wiring is going to take me offline for about 4-5 weeks.

I will get a start date mid next week so I will know where I am.

22-09-2007, 10:07
I would say the changes are 1-2 months away at the very least. Will be fun to see how the division changes :)

24-09-2007, 21:11
Chicks 1 – 2 Piku

#1 – BH
#4 – KO
#6 – BH
#7 – RIP
#8 – KO, KO
#9 – KO
#10 – BH
#11 – KO, KO
#12 – KO
#13 – KO, BH
#15 – KO

The same old story for the chicks, decent play leads to an early TD …. But as soon as those injuries start adding up it was a one sided game.

PIKU bullied and pushed the chick’s herders around to perfection and fouled and hopper that was foolish enough to sit down (even the one with iron man who spent most of the second half stunned)

A good chance at a last ditch tackle was blown on T15 with a failed GFI, Piku then took the lead in his T15.

All in all a fun match and what may unfortunately due to some real life issues be the chicks last for a few rounds (house re-wire …. Offline for 4+ weeks)

Cheers to Spoonie for a good game,

Score - 1 for playing, 5 for Cas, 1 for report = 7points.

Hope to be back as soon as possible, but it could be 4-5 weeks, cya soon!

25-09-2007, 21:39
Disappointing game for the Vampires. The Flobs lost against the Skum. Piku beat the Squigs although they did have a good start.

Deng Ham
27-09-2007, 21:46
Never before have the hopes been higher. As the Steaks took to the pitch. In a wonderfull turn 1 both saws powerd up and 2 rats knocket out. This was going to be a good game. With the mighty Krazakarns abesns this was Zhazrak's day to shine. But preasure was hing om him and started the game by roaring out to his fans.

But then it started going down hill. It did not take the sneaky Shins long to even out the number of players. And the Steaks was quickly running low. But they did manage to take som rats with them. And at the half time. The steaks where acutaly in overwight. But that did not last long. and the casualities where getting toughter. And the team butcher/apo had to rush to the field to save a mortaly wounded CheMawl. As he returned to the dugout. He got a brutal slap form the coach. "Don't waist your time on the little ones. Keep the good ones alive". And it was not long before the entire Bloodbath Dome could do nothing but watch as a sniking dagger slidd up under the visor og Zhazrak... And down he went.. The wounded NZS players rejoiced. As theis was the long awaited mino feest. But the fans had started to throw mertchandize onto the field and leave for home..

And btw. The shins won 4-0

CAS count for NZS:
4 BH
3 SI
3 RIP (of one was saved by apo)
+ a load of KO (10+ I think)

27-09-2007, 22:48
What is it with the Shins. They took out Rat Terminator now the mino. Just who do they think they are! I have no doubt that a blood feud now exists between the Steaks and the Shins as the mino was irreplaceable. Now the G access has been removed the Steaks will be hard pushed (like rolling two doubles on skills) to get the same quality killing machine. Lesson learnt for the day, leave your medic for the expensive guys and let the stunties die.

28-09-2007, 10:42
The Shin's did what they do best... they go for the cheese, or in this case, the cheesy Mino...

May your socks smell as bad as your cheese :)

oh, and i have no idea how many injuries/KOs took place, i always seem to remember in the second half, and by then its too late...

28-09-2007, 23:29
The Mecca vs Snots game is almost half way through. It has been plagued by a terrible connection from my ISP, dropping the connection.
This has meant running into an invisible troll and mis-positioning of players.
It looks like the Snots might score a td and its four injuries each.

Deng Ham
29-09-2007, 00:41
The Shin's did what they do best... they go for the cheese, or in this case, the cheesy Mino...

May your socks smell as bad as your cheese :)

oh, and i have no idea how many injuries/KOs took place, i always seem to remember in the second half, and by then its too late...Check out the replay function on fumbbl. I had to after our game. Becouse of the sheer number of cas.

29-09-2007, 04:50
the skum on the back of their first will be playing the pukes in a late night/early morning kickoff game.

for any who would like to spectate - 7am BBT!

there are a couple of chainsaws just itching to sink their teeth into some beastly decayed flesh....


29-09-2007, 07:34
Internal Putrefaction 1 - 1 Cheatin' Skum

Report at: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1859824

I forgot to note down the Skums knocks...

IP (7 CAS = 7 extra pts)
#2 KO
#3 KO
#5 SI
#6 KO
#11 SI
#12 Dead (no regen)
#13 SI+BH
#14 SI
#16 BH

To date I have one guy with 19 points towards the "you woz lookin at me then" award...

29-09-2007, 08:22
Watched the replay. An interesting game, the Skum are rock hard! I like the way they concentrated on maximum damage rather than going for the ball.

The Skum only got two CAS - did they steal mechavermin armour? Well it has not helped when CAS are the point scorers.

I love watching the Pukes the icons I use are the one that look like green turds with eyes.

01-10-2007, 22:26
Watched the replay. An interesting game, the Skum are rock hard! I like the way they concentrated on maximum damage rather than going for the ball.

The Skum only got two CAS - did they steal mechavermin armour? Well it has not helped when CAS are the point scorers.

I love watching the Pukes the icons I use are the one that look like green turds with eyes.

Damage is where its at 'baby'!

As my team motto says - who will survive, and what will be left of them!

Ive got the snots next - that is if Courtjester17 comes out of hiding ;)

by the way ten - i only had 2 CAS but I had at one point in the 2nd half 5 in my KO box (which led to the equaliser) dont they count for points?

06-10-2007, 12:30
From the response so far I think all the games that have been played in round 7 are the only games that will have been played in round 7. I think the other games are not happening unless Fredox can get back in contact with jahorin.
That will be four games unplayed. I still think it is better to have the games missed and keep the tournament flowing anyway, we have another tournament to do before Christmas.

07-10-2007, 14:39
Internal Putrefaction 1 - 2 Flobalobs

Match report posted on fumbbl. http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1870475

IP (2 CAS = 2 pts)
#2 KO
#3 KO+BH
#4 2xKO
#7 KO
#9 KO
#10 SI
#12 KO
#15 KO
#16 KO

Flobs (6 CAS = 6 pts)
#1 KO
#2 SI+KO
#3 KO
#4 BH
#7 KO+SI (apo)+BH
#8 KO
#10 BH
#14 KO
#15 BH

12-10-2007, 17:54
At last the Snots have played the Skum and I think the next match will be a grudge match, so be ready to watch it.
While we are on it how you should handle bugs in the game which turn to your advantage, as fumbbl guidelines say play on.

You should cheer and mock your opponent this is stunty ffs. Legal cheating is expected. Laugh at your opponents misfortune.

In this case EE never got a chance for a reroll when his fanatic died. It is likely that he would have passed statistically 1in 6 so would have been able to potion his player to prevent a touchdown maybe?

Bad luck Skum but I would not complain about it as you will be meeting Robocop soon so you wont have much of a team left.

13-10-2007, 21:13
Bad luck Skum but I would not complain about it as you will be meeting Robocop soon so you wont have much of a team left.

we will see - skum alwatys do better against the 'power' teams

they just took apart the steaks - and robo-rat will be next

16-10-2007, 13:58
Looks like most of round 9 will be cancelled, highlights to look out for in round 10 are the Mecca in particular Robocop mauling the skum. I am not going to win the tournament anyway so I will play to keep my players alive and send the mechavermin on kill frenzy.

19-10-2007, 03:50
Looks like most of round 9 will be cancelled, highlights to look out for in round 10 are the Mecca in particular Robocop mauling the skum. I am not going to win the tournament anyway so I will play to keep my players alive and send the mechavermin on kill frenzy.

at least one of your players will die when you take on the skum....

sombody ALWAYS dies when they take on the skum


19-10-2007, 13:55
Someone from the Skum team.

20-10-2007, 02:51
Someone from the Skum team.

usually one from each actually... ;)

but its on - Saturday - i'll be on irc in the morning (around 9am Mountain time - so I think 3-4pm GMT)

game on!

20-10-2007, 10:35
I am now releasing the "Are you looking at me Player Award".

All players who participate in the tournament may enter, even if they remained in the substitutes box.

It is bast to add this within a table, If you do not have a table set up within your player bio then create a new one. If you already have a table remove the html commands <table> at the start and </table> at the end of the following, then insert the text before the </table> that currently exists. If this is far too confusing just cut and paste the following.

<table><tr><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4220"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/174773.jpg"></a></td><td><font size=1>"Are You Looking at Me?" tournament veteran</td></table>

The HTML explained.

The code for the img itself is contained within the line <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/174773.jpg">. This is what you use to display the picture.

Now to keep it looking neat and altogether I placed it within a table. To create the table you use the <table> command and if you start a table you must give instruction as to where the table finishes, so at the end i have placed the </table> command.

The table is divided up into rows, and the rows are divided up into columns of data. So at the start and end of each row I place a <tr> and </tr> command.

Each cell within this row contains data so for each cell you give instructions that the following is going to be placed in the cell by the <td> and </td> commands and everything written in between these is what will be displayed.

In the data you will see the first cell I have created a link by the command <a href="http......"> and I finish what is what is to be the link by </a>. By doing this I have made the picture itself the link. Other modification are within the second cell I altered the font size to a small more appropriate size by the command <font size=1>

ANother edit, The text you can edit as you see fit. You can put tournament veteran or you can put in Dengs case tournament winner as I do not think anyone can catch him now. He is the winner.

Deng Ham
20-10-2007, 12:34
Whoo The Steaks are commin... For ya all..

Think this is a good moment to run a good old sing along song.

New Zaggarund Steaks theem song (http://www.youtube.com/v/seGhTWE98DU)

*Croud fans roar*
There is a house in New Zaggarund. They call the Bloodbath Dome.
It's been the ruin of many young poor man. And God I know your one.
Verse 1
The cry from your daddy on the endzone “come on now”
And the crowds yell on, you're blocked down. The light went
But the shadows still remain since your descent, your descent
The Steak are coming, the Steaks are coming.
We say no matter how you try, you'll realise this is goodbye.
The Steaks are coming, the Steaks are coming.
We say no matter how you try, you'll realise this is goodbye.
Verse 2
Your drowning in blood, one of your mates, go down now.
Feel a weathed chain of a saw dig in, go down now.
When the high Oxman punch in your teeth, go down now.
Rer.Repeat 2 times...

BTW you are all free to come to the Bloodbath Dome, in the wonderful city of New Zaggarund, to colect your previous players and fans. They will be served in our victory party baquette..

21-10-2007, 02:58
Mecca vs Skum

With alot of verbal sparring going on pre-game there was alot riding on this game!

The skum made their intentions clear right from the start, mobbing Robocop with the dirty player Da Gunvna laying in the boot, causing serious damage.

The Mecca team held their breath as their apo rushed to robo's aid, but the magic sponge lived upto its name and robocop came round.

From there the skum systemactically started taking the Mecca out peice by peice and by the end of the first half both mechavermin were KO'd, the doomwheel was badly hurt, the veteran 'ganster town' killed and there remained just 2 Mecca players on the pitch!

Special mentions in the first half go to the Mecca blunderbuss who fired the ball the length of the pitch right into a slaves hand - and the skums hired bomma, who lobbed a bomb right at the said slave, blowing him to smithereens and preventing a Mecca TD!

Second half saw the skum's luck change, and the mechavermin taking block after block and foul after foul. The Skum decided to go for the win leaving the mechavermin and heading for the end zone.

On the way skum lost kidney punch, but retaliated by killing another of the Mecca's more skilfull players, Dogtanian!

Mecca put up a fabulous defense with help from some lucky rolls(a 1d block on a blodger got a pow!) and almost held the game to a tie.

Determination and sheer grit on the part of the Skum helped them re-retrieve the ball and score a turn 8 TD.

Skum win 1-0, and 2-1 on players killed- a solid performance all round.

Man of the match goes to Da Guvna, who not only almost took Robocop offline but notched up and impresive 5 fouls without being sent off! truely a legend in the making!

poor performance award goes to both chainsaws, who between them failed to cause a even a single casualty!


another of the big names taken out by the season rookies - Cheating Skum!

more imortantly, another TWO names added to those who didnt survive.....


21-10-2007, 07:30
My Man of the Match award would goto the freebooter bomber. I was so sure a td was there for me to take.

24-10-2007, 21:32
Pukes 0 - 2 Snots

Got manhandled here. worst game so far, cas wise I think. Report posted on fumbbl

IP (11+ pts)
#1 KO, BH
#2 BH
#3 Dead (no regen)
#4 BH
#5 KO
#6 SI
#7 Dead (no regen)
#8 KO, BH
#9 BH, Dead (regen)
#10 KO
#11 KO
#12 SI
#14 BH
#15 KO

Snots (+6 pts)
#1 SI
#10 BH, Dead (no regen)
#11 BH
#13 BH
#16 BH

24-10-2007, 21:59
Can I just say what a game that was between the Pukes and the Snots. I can say the Snots at last have matured into a fearsome team. I think Court now likes his team.

26-10-2007, 11:07

4 consecutive matches conceded due to inactive players... ouch :)

a 2 day window to get my match played with EE, this will be a challenge!

26-10-2007, 11:40
The tournament has lost all steam, I did say to start preparing all your matches sometime ago. I also know that EE has already sent you messages arranging for your match to be played this weekend. So it is not a last minute rush it should have been scheduled.

As for Scheduled games the Pukes and the Mecca will come head to head in their last game of the Are you looking at Me tournament tonight at approx 21:00hrs GMT.

Last time they played wayyy back in the Did Y' Spill Me Pint tournament the Mecca played out to a draw which was quite an achievement for the time as the Pukes were beating everyone. The Mecca are playing for second place in the tournament but still could do with a win plus a few injuries to secure that position. Not that the mechavermin will be holding back as they crave to slice up nurglings in order to boost their legendary status.

Pukes to be concerned about.

Besides the two beasts which have block and tackle combined with tentacles which could be terrible if the mechavermin get caught up, there is Colitis a dirty player nurgling - will he be hovering around Robocop waiting for him to take a fall?
Xerostomia a Str3 nurgling ready to square up to the mechavermin on their own terms.
Yersiniosis the AG3 nurgling means they do have a player who can handle the ball.

28-10-2007, 11:26
Tournament over.
Winner - Steaks
Runner up Mecca
You was Looking at me Award - Yugly from the Snots.