Another reporting in from Middle Earth.
(That's NZ for all you uneducated heathens out there. Yes I'm talking to you aussies, I saw your sly attempt to take LOTR away from us through the sly use of stamps. First pavlova, then Russell Crowe, then LOTR. You sneaky devils )
(On second thought, you can keep Russell Crowe, we like our telephones to stay grounded)