Killy McSlashy (+1 attack/3+ sv) and Zappy McBlasty (1 wound)
Aelruil Killelyth and Saetril Killelyth
Warboss Morko and his right hand man(orc) sat down with a couple of jugs of mead each to watch the days fight.
Typically the two orcs got along very well but today they were bickering as they very much disagreed on which side would win that day, and having each made a big wager they were very keen to see their side win to give both riches and gloating rights.
“Ah der you go Krazyface, my wiz’rd iz start’n. Youz gonna get zap’d!”
“As if Morko. My guyz’z bow iz gunna shoot your fighta down!”
The bray horn sounded, marking the beginning of the fight, and both orcs took a quick swig before turning their gaze to the ring.
As the chaos warrior known as Zappy McBlasty started to cast a spell Morko couldn’t help but keep back the excitement, “Aligh’t ere we go. Dat fire iz gunna… gunna… wat da hell?!?! How da hell did dat armor absorb da fire?”
Krazyface just smiled, “Cuz your guys suck. Aligh’t ere comes my guyz bow… ooooh dat arrow in you guyz’z gut sure must not feel nice, and oh, wait for it… BANG! Oh ya! Dat sword in da throat REALLY ain’t gunna feel good.”
“Sha’dup… my next guy can kill both of yer guyz no prob.”
“Not if he getz shot down first…”
Both orcs took another swig, finishing off their first jug, and waited to see who was right.
“BANG! HEAD-SHOT!!! Take dat Morko! WOOOOHOOOO!!!”
“Oh yeah! In yer face!”
“I said sha’dup…”
“Looks like you iz wrong again Morko! Ha ha!!!”
Gritting hit teeth Morko winded up and punch the cheering big boss in the face, knocking him out.
“I told ya to sha’dup…”
Aelruil Killelyth and Saetril Killelyth move on.
Killy McSlashy (+1 attack/3+ sv) and Zappy McBlasty are eliminated.
Zappy casts fickering fire with a 7 but it has no effect.
Aelruil shoots (4)(6)(4)(3)(1 wound caused)
Aelruil attacks (6,5,2)(4,2)(2,1)(4,1)
Aelruil shoots (5)(4)(2 wounds caused)