Props to Easy E for the original. Here’s his system for all to follow:
The movie rating system is easy:
Destroy it- Terrible in almost every level. The perfect storm of incompetent film making, uninspired, thoughtless, and boring.
Pass- Watchable, with some mild entertainment value. Don't go out of your way to see it.
Rent it- Worth your time and energy. You will take something from this movie. It may not be entertainment, but it will be something.
Buy it- This movie deserves to be watched again and again.
WOW- This is simply one of the best movies ever, and everyone in the entire world should see it.
Please make sure you use [SPOILER] tags!!!
Let’s try to keep this one out of P&R
To kick things off:
Zombieland – A young shut-in is travelling across country after a zombie apocalypse. He meets an ****-kicking zombie-killer with a twinky fetish and hilarity ensues.
A good bit of fun, this film. I’m a bit of a traditionalist with my zombies, which means no running and definitely no climbing, but I have learned to put that out of my mind these days. Characters were all great. Well developed and with good arcs. The movie is a glimpse, rather than a story, but I didn’t mind that. The fact that I was left wanting to know what happened next tells me I was successfully engaged.