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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    There's a really nice Speed Freak army on ebay right now

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1
    Uk only though. Mostly undercoated.

    2400pts for just 100?
    If I wasn't poor I'd have it.

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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    You can't make a redneck ork army! We've all heard the way they speak in every GW game, they're cockneys!!

    You've got to have a load of fat, shirt wearing, stella-artois wielding, binge drinking louts, with *insert name of football club you don't like here* shirts on, singing 'YOOOOOUR NORT SIIIIINGIN AAAAANEEEEMOOOOOUR'

    It's just the way of the world man..
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Orks are just awesome, I love mine to bits. I've got a 1500 point footslogger list with 104 models in it, I just tell my opponents to go get a cup of coffee or something while I deploy
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

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    Da reddaneks - where did you get the bud bottles from? - post more pics of the army.
    I bought the beer, liquor bottle and pitchers of beer from a doll house supplies website. search the internet for doll house stuff and you will find all sorts of good stuff.

    Anyway, here are some more pictures of the greatest ork army in north america! The army that always wins! (if your an ork you understand that)


    Uncle Jessie. Who remembers Hair Squigs? He has one made from green stuff.


    Bo, Luke, Uncle Jessie and Daisy Dork. (not in that order of course)

    Daisy Dork. She is da grot ma'ma (i.e. slaver) with 30 children. her squighounds are painted black and tan to resemble coonhounds. She is the Ork Hottie!

    Drinking Jack!!!

    Feel free to steal my ideas.
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Tell me that you didn't just say "coonsquigs"
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    The Nob taking a swig from his pint is priceless

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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Orks FTW!

    i'd like to collect them, but i always fall back to Space Marines, my comfort zone
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Quote Originally Posted by my_name_is_tudor
    Tell me that you didn't just say "coonsquigs"
    A "Coondog" is a low end common hunting hound dog in the southern part of the united states. They are black and tan usually and are used by people to hunt RACOONS! Thus, my squighounds are "coonsquigs."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_Tan_Coonhound
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    The american south, an ork slaver, coonsquigs, you can pardon my misunderstanding I'm sure.
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    yeah, good point. think i will mod that to avoid more confusion.
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Orks are THE race in 40k who have the most character and the players who play them are ussualy great guys you can have a drink and a laugh after a game. And this I can say quite easily I only met one whieny 8 year old ork player, but the rest...I tip my pointed ears at you greenskinned gentlemen.
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    I am putting off collecting Orks till me conversion and painting skills are up to snuff - I want to do them justice. I have big ideas when it comes to Orks, but they are beyond me at the moment.

    I just said 'me' instead of 'my' - Orkiness is invading me brain!
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Quote Originally Posted by my_name_is_tudor
    You can't make a redneck ork army! We've all heard the way they speak in every GW game, they're cockneys!!

    You've got to have a load of fat, shirt wearing, stella-artois wielding, binge drinking louts, with *insert name of football club you don't like here* shirts on, singing 'YOOOOOUR NORT SIIIIINGIN AAAAANEEEEMOOOOOUR'

    It's just the way of the world man..
    Lets see Cockneys vs Rednecks. Hmmm, lets see ... fat (ok got that one), stella-artois weilding (ok well my guys are drinking "bud"), binge drinking (uhhhh, yeah, pretty safe there), football shirt wearing (well, yeah just change it to "University of Alabama"), singing something i dont understand there (well, change it to the University of Alabama fight song or the "ramma jamma yella hammer"), regailing everyone with stories of how they were great in the 70's. Frankly it sounds pretty close.

    So exactly what is the difference again between a Cockney and a Redneck?
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    Erm.. err.. erm..

    Well, to be fair, cockneys aren't all like that. You can get the loveable cockney stereotype who'll shine your shoes, clean your chimney, and generaly be a pleasent fellow.

    What I described there is the standard, UK-wide yob-culture.

    The difference is, your country's yobbos stay in one place, mine parade round europe beating up europeans when they lose a football match.

    PS. 'YOOOOOUR NORT SIIIIINGIN AAAAANEEEEMOOOOOUR' is 'you're not singing anymore', which is a classic football song/chant.
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    Maybe the new ork codex will usher in the age of DA ORK!!!

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    'the age of the ork'? Don't you mean da age of da ork?
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    honestly, i really think it will. maybe its just me but i believe that when the ork codex comes out there will probably be an utter explosion of Ork players. At least in the US it will be a much bigger increase in the number of players who have jumped on to an army that happened with other armies. Anwyay, orks will spring up from everywhere coming together to fight anyone who stands in their way. A virtual waaaagh if you will. Not only do i expect the bandwagon players to jump on board but then also guys who have been around for a long time and shelved their orks because of outdated rules and such will probably come back in force. Then when the glamour wears off the bandwagon players will drop off and the guys what have stuck with them exclusively and forever (like me and Squigsnok) and the guys who love orks but shelved them will still be around fighting the fight.

    If you think about it, it really does very much fit the whole idea of how a Waaaagh actually happens and ends.
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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    I love Orks and would love an army of them

    unfortunately three things hold me back from collecting Orks

    * the number of models to paint
    * the cost of my dream Ork army
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    * where I'd store said army :cries:

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    I look forward to it as fights between ork armies are always the most fun. Due to amount of absoulte carnage that goes on and the personalities of the people involved. Plus when all the band wagon jumpers give up the true ork players will swoop in and get more ork stuff cheap and thus the circle of life continues.

    Every so often we have a mega battle down my local club usually between Eldar and Imperial Guard simple because only 2 people have over 30 thousand point armies. Although a 40 thousand point battle is being arranged for next year. I think it would be amazing to see what a battle involving 20 thousand points worth of orks against 20 thousand points of Guard preferably even more but I'm relastic .

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    Re: Who Loves Orks?

    1. Orks always "take Pride In Their Colors". Whether their colors are those simple-yet-visually-obnoxious patterns favored by the Greatklans such as Evil Suns or Bad Moons, or the eye-gouging silliness of most Freebooterz garb. Even if their "colors" are "mud, blood, and crud", Orks show their freaky-stylee proud. Yes, even Blood Arkzes. Their Kamo is a draw to the eye as often as not.
    2. Orks always take pride in their "Kultur". Even when that kultur, and the spoken language that they use, and half the teknikal stuff they use, and the weapons they bludgeon you with, are pidgin slang and engineering rip-offs from other beings. And the degree to which they pursue the perfection of their kultur (through explosive brutality, heedless of the long-term) also sets their kultur apart.
    3.Orks are always winners. That's because they don't know what losing is, and can always redefine "winning".
    4.Orks die by the zillions. Like I've said before, their "pleasure-principle" and their "death-urge" are almost as one at the heights of a Waaaaagh.
    And yet, for all their dying, THE ORKS WILL NEVER FAAAKEN' DIE!! Believe it. They'll never die because they're fang-locked with Death already. They'll never give up because they'll never see things as "drawing towards defeat/death/the end". Orks always die...but THE ORKS will never die.
    These four reasons are why Orks are great.
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