The Ways of the Cult-Warhammer 40K Mafia IC Thread

[MOMUS]

That was my logic Castorius, i had been thinking that you used Dravid to hide your intentions, but as you have openly explained it i think you to be an innocent. What say the others?

[robtheguru]

Robert lifted the box from off of himself, his face was half black from the pile of ash he had used as a pillow for the past three days.

"That was one hell of a drinking binge...how the hell did I get here? And whats with all the dead bodies?"

His head was wracked with the stabbing pain of his hangover.

"I reiterate people, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE DEAD BODIES?!"

[Slazton]

'No one wants to lynch anyone? THis has to be the most morbid group of folk I have ever met. Where is your passion? We can all wait for death or we can do something about it! I called you all here to lynch some one! Just three votes!' screamed Slazton. 'Pull your fingers out and get this messy busy started!'

Extended deadline to Thursday 23rd, 2012.

If no one has been offered up for lynching I will roll a D6. If I roll a 6, its a re-roll, if I roll a 1-5...well you should be able to work out your number from looking at the list.

[2_heads_talking]

I vote for MOMUS

If we have to vote someone

[robtheguru]

"What the hell?!"

Robert scratched his head.

"We are voting to lynch people?! What the hell kind of sick game is this?!"

He reached into his pocket and pull out a large container, opening it up. It was filled to the brim with an exceptionally strong liquor.

...Twenty minutes later...

"Hey...uh...hey...yeah...you...you over there...i vote for MOM...i vote for MOMSUH...i vote for MOMOOSH...dammit you know who I mean...you look sketchy...like...like that bird...that bird on that barrell over there...hes staring at me...i'm going to smack him in the face."

With that Rob marched over the bird. He swung his hand at it, only finding air. The violent force he put into the shot spun him round and his balance gave way leaving him to fall flat on his back. Within moments snores erupted from his mouth.

[Lord General Armstrong]

Castorius walked over to Rob and placed his hands over his shoulders.

"Um, hello there ... yes you sir, hello." He grabbed the flask and took a sip.

"Sir, I suggest you have a seat you look like you are going to hurt yourself."

[MOMUS]

Woah woah woah. I seem to be suddenly stabbed in the back, thankyou very much extended deadline.

Well I know im an imperial, i may as well reveal it now, im an Arbitrator class. That means one of you must be a cultist, as nightangel hasnt spoke at all. Considering all things im going to guess its Falcor, as killing me basically wins him the game. Ive had the chance to investigate one member per night and some of them have died before i had the chance, i only got lucky with JoJo.

I ask you to hold off if you are an imperial and let fate decide, the cultist cant risk losing. I can then spend the last night investigating.

[Lord General Armstrong]

"If you can prove to me that you are not the Cultist I will spare your life."

I vote for robtheguru

"Do not make me regret this."

[MOMUS]

"If you can prove to me that you are not the Cultist I will spare your life."

I vote for robtheguru

"Do not make me regret this."

How can i prove it too you? Surely my words have proved my logic, the only other explanation is that you are the cultist and killing Falcor would be an easy kill for you, but im counting on you being an imperial. Here goes nothing, I vote for robtheguru

[Lord General Armstrong]

In any case, we sit at an ultimatum. Nightangel will have to be put to the stake if she does not speak up before the end of the day. But what of these two we have ourselves a tie. Should we leave their fates to Lady Luck by casting a die great Slazton.

[MOMUS]

Well, heres my thinking on what could happen based on the roll, assuming you are an imperial of course . Nightangel will die regardless.

1. You die and i get to investigate Falcor = cultist.
2. You die and i get to investigate Falcor = imperial.
3. I die, cultist wins whoever he is (dosnt matter).
4. Falcor dies = cultist.
5. Falcor dies = imperial, meaning it must be robert -This would be the worst case scenario. But im pretty sure its not robert.

I think thats it?

[robtheguru]

I'm calling shenanigans.

"I am not a cultist and it's annoying you think I am. What reason is there for you to think i'm a cultist? I mean seriously, wheres the logic?"

MOMUS saying he is an Arbitrator would make sense because nobody else has come forward to claim they were. So unless by some bad luck nightangel is the Arbitrator then we can safely assume MOMUS is legitimate. As for everyone else, they are fair game, myself included. However, I can wholly assure you that I am not the cultist. I have never been a cultist. Is there any particular reason why Castorious is being overlooked as a potential threat? Myself and Falcor have been marked as the risks but I just find it strange that Castorious is given a clean walkthrough. Either MOMUS you know something about him or he is playing you very well.

"Either way, I hope the Emperor sees fit to spare me the rope as you will all look absolutely retarded if I hang. I am an Imperial servant, all be it an alcoholic, but an Imperial none the less! Praise to the Emperor!"

With that Robert continued to get absolutely steaming drunk.

[MOMUS]

Im not saying you are a cultist, im saying you could be be one, but i really hope not as i intend to investigate Falcor (if i live).

As i stated above Castorious could be the last cultist, but im banking on him not. I havent investigated him, as i stated he could have sided with me to get Falcor dead and win. Its a leap of faith i have taken.

Nightangel will die regardless as he has missed the deadline to speak.

[MOMUS]

You could retract your vote, meaning Falcor dies by lynch and i get a 50/50 shot at you or Castorious on the investigation. I think thats the only way to win?

[Lord General Armstrong]

OOC: Alright mission accomplished, I now know exactly how this game will end but there are many possible endings which one do you choose as at the end of the day their will be 4 of us left and I am assuming it is 3 investigation classes vs 1 cultist. Sorry MOMUS or Robert but it is one of you who I strongly believe is the Cultist.

Option 1:

- Tied vote
- Nightangle dies for not posting
- That night 2 heads talking shoots Robert
- I investigate MOMUS to see if he is telling the truth

The next morning depending if MOMUS is telling the truth or not in this scenario we will assume he is. That would mean that Robert was the Cultist and since 2 heads talking shot him leaves at least two of us the last survivors.

Option 2:

- Tied vote
- Nightangle dies for not posting
- That night 2 heads talking shoots Robert
- I investigate MOMUS to see if he is telling the truth

The next morning depending if MOMUS is telling the or not truth in this scenario we will assume he isn't. That would leave one of us dead and that would leave the survivor to kill the last cultist the following night but would also be killed in turn.

Option 3:

- Nightangel posts
- Voting for Robert

If he is the Cultist we win and the four of us live.

Option 4:

- Nightangel Posts
- Votes for Robert
- He was innocent
- 2 heads talking shoots Nightangel I investigate MOMUS
- See Option 1 or 2

Option 5:
- Nightangel Posts
- Votes for MOMUS

If he is the Cultist we win and the four of us live.

Option 6:
- Nightangel Posts
- Votes for MOMUS
- He was innocent
- 2 heads talking shoots Robert and I investigate Nightangel
- See Option 1 or Option 2 (Replace MOMUS with Nightangel)

IC: "Might as well reveal myself then as well I am Inquisitor Castorius of his holy Inquisition. You can investigate me if you like during the night but your results will soon agree with me."

[MOMUS]

Im hoping for option 3, but it wont happen. Either way, some of us loyal to the throne will live. Im not sure if i believe you my......my lord.

[2_heads_talking]

Falcor sat in silence, watching as the room erupted. Seemed that all he'd needed to do to actually get something to happen was to accuse someone.

"Arbitrator? Do you no' think 'at's a bit... convenient? As soon as you are voted for?"

Falcor stood and slipped his hands into his coat, hands tightening around the concealed laspistol and stub gun that were hidden there. He glared at each of the assembled cast.

"Accuse me? Bloody fools. I've bin more of a servant to the Emperor these last three days than any of you will ever be in your lives! Kill me and you have no chance, you hear? None!

My vote stands."

[Lord General Armstrong]

Castorius looked to the now enraged Falcor.

"Yes Lucius's you are loyal, more loyal than any of us that are here. You did exactly what I wanted and exposed the information we needed. We have brought our suspicions to those two, but I don't want to kill another innocent."

Castorius turned and looked back at the other members

"Why don't you show your dirty head, you can't win anyway give yourself up and let the Emperor show you mercy."

Castorius walked over to Lucius

"May I." Pointing to one of his side arms.

[robtheguru]

"I'll be honest boyo's...I know i'm a damn drunk...yeah...a damn damnedy drunk!...AND WHAT OF IT!...Points be that I 'av not lied to no ones!...I'm a servant of the Lord Emperor and the rest of you are messin wiv my head!...If I die I die honest!"

[MOMUS]

Momus swifty drew the combat shotgun that was hidden beneath his long raincoat, his aim was rock steady and pointed at Falcor....

'Accuse me?! A loyal servant? You have only previously agreed to the killing of the faithful! That just solidfies your guilt, chaos scum!'