
Originally Posted by
Col. Tartleton
Khorne Champion: "MUST KILL... SOMETHING!" *Spots random ax in a tree stump. Picks it up.* "KILL EVERYTHING! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" *Proceeds to kill everything.*
Nurgle: *Cough.* *Cough.* *Wheeze.* *Spits.* *Swings Flail at High Elf.* "Wait... Come back... Damn it."
Slaanesh: "Pray for mercy from Puss... in boots!" "Wait what?" "En garde!" *Slashes with dual rapiers.*
Tzeentch: "Did you see the transvestite stripper with the fetish boots and the rapiers kill that guy? Aw crap he's back." *Raises his Eye Covered Shield and Flaming Sword for battle.*
Undivided: "This is a Halberd. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without my Halberd I am just a deranged demonic armored sadist. Without me, my Halberd is an inert piece of metal possessed by a demon..." *Halberd starts glowing.* "No, please no! Arrrrgh!" *Halberd levitates out of his hands, swinging wildly, and hacks through his helmet in an explosion of gore.*