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    But I'm (mark of) nurgle and behind a forest!

    Doesn't matter mate, I got heat seeking arrows that will always hit on the unmodified BS of my skeleton archers.

    CHEESE!

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    During 7ed the squig hoppers where called a lot a cheesy unit just because they had a decent amount of attacks and could charge trough most of the scenery without a problem.

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    The new Engineer with Pidgeon bombs.

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    45 gutter runners with poisoned slings usually gets the river of tears flowing at 2k!

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    Night goblin nets....then again I dont entirely disagree....
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    I had one memorable time when using the old book ogres I was able to get the local daemon player to say they were "unbeatable" and "daemons just can't win" after another tournament game. Gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling...
    ... and then I won.

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    The funniest thing must have been me olde Night Goblin shaman with Dittos do dahs(cast same spell twice if succesfull) and the magic mushrooms called cheesy. He is a lvl 1 caster under the old system for crying out loud...

    Also having my younger brothers old Dwarves called cheese for characters with 4+(no shield)save by a Chaos player, leading me to not like playing at GW!

    Otherwise I tend to ask the person what his fawourite brand is, mine being Bree and seing them rage inside.
    I only run narative lists in 40k and fantasy and if someone should call me a cheeser these days I can hand over some off the most hellish lists that my mind can conjure, I.e just plain anoyance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Inquisitor View Post
    I had one memorable time when using the old book ogres I was able to get the local daemon player to say they were "unbeatable" and "daemons just can't win" after another tournament game. Gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling...
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    Second magic phase: Wind of undeath - Dispel Scroll.....!&@$ that $!#*.......
    Needless to say I stuck with single dice casting after that, I've never found it all that powerful , but it was at least reliable, I still miss it.

    I've had my Terrorgeist called cheesy for killing an Ironblaster with a lucky scream, thats the most I've ever seen it do, so far I've been unconviced as to its apparant awesomeness.
    Even had my 6th edition Tomb Kings called broken in 7th edition when they beat Archaon (after two game lost to Gateway FTW)

    I've had a unit of Bloodknights (300+ points) with a hero maligned for destroying a warshrine (200 odd?), the only unit that has managed to do so in Dozens of games, just before another warshrine bounced the same unit and a unit of hexwraiths.

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    my little unit of giant rats (20 or so) gets called cheese all the time =P why just last week they gnawed the masque to death in a single round of close combat
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    Any reference to when i've played tomb kings. But most amusingly, an icon bearer was called cheesy...

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    Re: The funniest thing your opponents have complained about your army or called chees

    Well, my WoC get called cheesy because aside from some fodder dogs I don't field anything less than a warrior.

    ie. all the lawnmower stuff you brought to deal with hordes? Not so effective.

    Though it's probably much like running full-armoured Imperial Guard in the previous edition, not necessarily very good but it works on the 'good matchup, bad matchup'-thing.

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    It's all the same old story though. The more the opponent is losing the louder the whining gets.
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    I must admit some of these things which people have called op are hilarious like how was 6th ed TK broken same for the giant rats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy p View Post
    Night goblin nets....then again I dont entirely disagree....
    Heh. My opponents love them: pretty much everytime I use them, I entangle myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urgat View Post
    Heh. My opponents love them: pretty much everytime I use them, I entangle myself.
    Lol! Thats the best part for me too.

    Im using them...I roll....baited breath NOO THE DREADED ONE!! I love the atmosphere these nets can create sometimes!!

    I suppose most of the complaints come from cognitive bias, it's understandable though in a game of dice.
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    I always forget to do my nets, so annoying.

    People have always seemed to get upset by fanatics.. they arent even good value for points. Giants tend to generate tantrums too in my experience

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    Re: The funniest thing your opponents have complained about your army or called chees

    Used a unit of knights of the realm with the baner of chalons(cant stand and shoot) against a gunline and that unit alone steamrolled those damn stunties. Got told how cheesy it was for weeks. I use that unit in every list.

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    Back in early 7th edition before the time of Vampires, Daemons and Darkies, I played Hordes of Chaos. My army was Warrior based with no Beastmen and only a unit of Furies as Daemons. As man might remember, Warriors were considered slow and crap back then and it was all about Knights. Anyway, I faced this High Elf player at a tournament using 4 Bolt Throwers, 4 units of Archers, 3 units of Knights, and 4 Mages. His army didn't move and just shot, shot, shot from the back line. After the game he told me that my army was too cheesy because it was good in combat
    Godless, everybody knows that warhammer is about shooting and not combat :>.

    I've rarely had some one say that something was broken that wasn't.

    The best one is a WoC player whining that my TG unit with hw /shield were cheesy because I had a king in there. You hear warseer, it's optimal! : D
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    Re: The funniest thing your opponents have complained about your army or called chees

    Funnily enough, my Gors this weekend at a tournament (at which I came 50 out of 55).

    "So they get hatred EVERY turn?"
    "yes, if they pass a leadership check."
    "at leadership 8 though"
    "yes, as I have a great bray shamen in there."
    "AND a reroll"
    "Yes, as I have a BSB too..."
    "At strength 5!"
    "yes, as I've cast a spell on them and bought a 75point banner"
    "With two attacks EACH"
    "Yes, as I bought them two hand weapons"
    "and three ranks!"
    "Yes, theres 40 of them in a hoard"
    "And your mage is st 6, with three attacks and t6 with three wounds and a ward AND is stubborn"
    "yes, he costs nearly 350 points"
    "And your bsb has a 2+ save"
    "yes, over 200pts".
    "broken!"
    "For nearly 1000 points I should hope so..."
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    I had a Skaven player complaining about Cannons (new Empire book) being OP when he found out the cannonball hit the Screaming Bell and the rider.....funny enough he saved the Bell with the 4+ ward, but I managed to kill the Grey Seer
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