Sadly, it's not the truth, just an eyecatching title! But also related to the topic, so fear not!
In terms of hobby love, how would you celebrate a Lottery win?
Me, I've been chewing this over, and I've come to the following conclusion.
Harnessing the power of Warseer, arrange a series of Tournaments. Worldwide. Regional heats. State/Province finals, with the top player of each race moving on to the next level. All culminating in an all-expenses paid trip to the world finals....probably in London, or someone else cool! Winners get first class tickets, 5 Star hotels, and then they battle it out over a week (remember, I've just won the lottery!) to find the greatest player of each race in the entire world. No prizes, beyond international bragging rights, nifty certificates, and a free holiday when you attend the finals!
It would be glorious! And also free to enter! And I could get a pimped out set of armour for it too!
What would you do??