So I took a little break from the thesis and went off on a wiki research binge. I'm quite fond of Sven Hassel as an author despite the historical inaccuracies/blatant lies in his biography. It turns out that the man has been lampooned in a way which highly amused me.
Sven Hassel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sven_Hassel
Text of the story: http://www.kretsen.nu/bytebattler/do...k%20Killer.pdf
Dramatic Reading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-YPiqOh_w
(There are a couple of swear words in the video and book, so if you're under 18 or of that sort of disposition, you don't want to listen to it)