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    Best Asylum Movie ?

    For those who don't know Asylum are a low budget movie company that make Mockbusters (Movies that have a similar title and storyline to a big release). They have a rather wide selection all of which are absolutely hilarious. What is the best ?

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    Re: Best Asylum Movie ?

    Quote Originally Posted by cornonthecob View Post
    For those who don't know Asylum are a low budget movie company that make Mockbusters (Movies that have a similar title and storyline to a big release). They have a rather wide selection all of which are absolutely hilarious. What is the best ?
    Mmm, are they the ones that are always in the ASDA DVD chart

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    Re: Best Asylum Movie ?

    Just proves that a lot of people that shop at Asda can't read properly.

    I shop there a lot, and I can't read at all.
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    Re: Best Asylum Movie ?

    This is a paradoxical question. There is no best... only less bad.
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    Re: Best Asylum Movie ?

    Based on titles alone, I'm going to say Sex Pot (2009).

    http://www.imdb.com/company/co0043571/

    Special mentions for Two Headed Shark Attack (2012), King of the Ants (2003).


    edit: in fact I reckon we could brainstorm better movies for these titles than Asylum ever managed. Sex Pot is a blockbuster adventure in the style of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The legendary Pot of Sex must be found and prevented from falling into the hands of the Sex Nazis. Two Headed Shark Attack is a remake of How to get ahead in advertising in which Richard E Grant's self-loathing executive is replaced by a 40 foot CG shark. King of the Ants is a 2 hr 50 minute meditation on Man's savage nature, to be directed by Michael Haneke, about a kid with a magnifying glass.
    Last edited by de Selby; 23-07-2012 at 15:09. Reason: Bored.

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