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    Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Hello

    We've been doing a "tale of many gamers" with our gaming club, we're now at month #6 and almost at the end. 24th of december there is a small tournament for all participating with a nice prize for winning. The tournament is 1000pts.

    For my army, I picked Orks. I've always wanted a small army of em, I had this crazy idea for orks, this was the perfect chance. The idea was to make some sort of maffia styled orks. All of them were going to wear suits. the better the armour the better the suit.
    6+ save = a Tie on a gilet. (the term "six up t-shirt saves" becomes "six up Tie saves")
    4+ save = either a tailcoat or a three piece suit.
    2+ save = I have no idea what i'm going to do for these. any help is appreciated.
    5++ save (cybork body) = a tophat. nuf said.

    My first month were a unit of your standard Ork Boyz, shoota boyz. This was mostly trying things out but in the end this is what came up with. The ties are a bit hidden by the shootas.



    Then the second month I got some nobs and converted them to flashgitz. this is the first half of the unit. what this picture doesn't show properly is the tails of the tailcoats they are wearing and the lady-in-red-grot the git to the right is dragging by "her" hair.



    What does this army need? WHEELZ! So i build me a classy ork trukk! inspired by your standard old timer car.



    While I was building the trukk I also build my warboss, I am really happy with how he turned out. He is based off a black reach warboss, his hands are from skaven rat ogres. and the rest is a lot of milliput and green stuff. He is DA BOSS (pimp cane included)



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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Army shot of the army to that point.



    The fourth month I converted and painted the last five members of the flash git squad. including the doctor. If you haven't noticed yet, they are carrying tommy-guns like real maffia gangsters. made from imperial guard grenade launchers I got from friends.



    The fifth month, another trukk, in preparation for the second boy unit (slugga boyz this time) I still have to build. The trukk still needs something like fire on top, or something else entirely? blue fire/ green fire? snow flakes?



    Now the sixth month? Bikers! I have no pictures of them yet. Some other ork players might notice that this is not yet 1000 points worth of orks, that's right. I still have to paint and convert 7!! ork bikers (they are now halfway done) and a unit of 11 ork boyz, they still need a lot of work. Can I get this done in a week and a half? maybe. I'll at least try.

    The armies of players still in the tale: 1x chaos space marines (store owner), 1x necrons (painted mostly black...... silence), 1x space marines (his own chapter based on white scars whithout bikers), 1x grey knights (painted ok), 2x tyranids (a new player and a good painter), 4x Tau (in varrying degrees of succes). Did I mention the grand prize of the tournament is a battleforce?

    my list for the tournament, for the curious player

    warboss -PK, BP, eavy armour, cybork, squig
    11 boyz -nob, PK, BP, shootas in a trukk.
    11 boyz -nob, PK, BP, sluggas in a trukk.
    7 bikers -nob, PK, BP
    10 flash gitz -more dakka, painboy, cyborks.
    points: just under 1000.
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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Best. Orks. Ever.
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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Cool ! Just so imaginary
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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    For the Bikers, how about Orks in top hats and riding Penny Farthing bicycles? I reckon that would look great alongside these old-style guys.
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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Quote Originally Posted by MyNameDidntFit View Post
    Best. Orks. Ever.
    What he said ^

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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    hi guys

    Quote Originally Posted by MyNameDidntFit View Post
    Best. Orks. Ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by SDKFZ View Post
    Cool ! Just so imaginary
    Thanks

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    For the Bikers, how about Orks in top hats and riding Penny Farthing bicycles? I reckon that would look great alongside these old-style guys.
    This idea did come up in the brainstorming. But the problem with orks is the short legs. The large front wheel would be so small the penny farthing idea would look kinda awkward. This is why I chose to make normal motorcycles with space marine gun placement.

    Pictures time:

    first the seconde boy squad, led by another pimpy nob. still a few boyz to be named.



    second the biker boyz squad. Note the tailcoats, the dakkagun and the whatchamacallit. this squad is not finished yet, I still need to do some highlights on the skin, armour plates, the coats, browns, hair, etc.





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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    And a close-up of the flash git dragging his hooker-grot by her bleached blonde hair. I am going to make a squad of these girls in the future.
    "Dis is ma gretchin and this is my gun, one's for dakka, da other's for fun (wink wink nudge nudge)"



    so I played the tournament last sunday. there were 8 players, 4 of them were tau and 1 nids, 1 guard, 1 necron and me.

    first round: every non-tau player plays against tau. great. all tau players won their game except my opponent (grin). I whiped him of the table I was lucky i got first turn. his army in attachments the white-blue tau. He is a newer player and actually shot most of my army by the end of the game. The only things still standing were 6 flash gitz, 1 biker nob, half a unit boyz, an immobilized trukk and my warboss.

    second round: Tau again of course (grey/red). I got first turn but my opponent seized initiative... aaagh! He had some bad luck and only managed to kill 1 biker and a git. I raced forward. by bikers shot at his battlesuit unit, doing 8 wounds, he failed 6 saves. wich left only his commander and gave me first blood . his second turn. He shot a trukk wich then rushed into his face and exploded, killing a stealth suit and 2 fire warriors, the warriors failed their morale check and fled of the table. the rest of his army got charged or shot at in my turn and at the end of my turn 3 he didn't have any models on the table. I still had 6 shoota boyz, 1 slugga boy, my warboss, 1 nob biker, 1 trukk and 8 flash gitz.

    third and final round: Tau again, what a surprize (green/purple in picture + riptide and sky ray). what so say. I got first turn again. I rushed forward, killed his only unit of pathfinders and 2 fire warriors. He shot the trukk that was standing just in front of his line. then shot at the boyz. leaving only the nob and a shoota boy. he shot at my gitz but they actually managed to make all of their saves. my second turn, my nob and shoota boy charged his sky ray. my slugga boy mobsters and warboss charged his devilfish, my gitz charged his stealth suits, my bikers charged his riptide after shooting it and causing 2 wounds. a lot of tau died exept for the riptide which only got 1 wound. His turn, his reserves (3 battlesuits in deepstrike) didn't arrive. he shot with the unit of fire warriors with fireblade that disembarked from the destroyed devilfish at my sluggaboyz, causing 13 wounds, killing about 7 of them, including my nob. in combat his riptide got another wound. My third turn, my gitz took care of the fire warriors and the fireblade. the nob and shoota boy killed three fire warriors that were running around and my warboss strolled towards the riptide. riptide combat did nothing. His turn his battlesuits came in. shooting at my warboss and his unit, killing all of the boyz, my warboss barely survived. in combats my bikers finally killed the riptide. My turn... all units converged on the unit of suits and killed them. end. I won the tournament and got a battleforce of orks, more mobs of mobsters for me

    I present to you my winning waaagh!!



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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Very nice man. Really nice orks! I like the ork called Rob the Nob. These even look better in real life.

    To bad I couldn´t play against you in the tournament, but you´ll meet up with my Tau some day.

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    Cool Grotz

    Hi guyz

    Ever wondered how my ork got the money for those nice clothes they wear? Obviously not ork-made, but tailored by the best of humankind. But those pink-skinned wusses don't accept good teef for payment, so money had to be made. And the boss knew how to make it..... cuz every pimp needs some Hookers. (really, guardsmen got needs too, and not too many women to be found on the frontlines)

    These will probably look better when painted but who cares.

    First up, the bimbo grot. red dress, big tits and blonde hair.




    next up, the schoolgirl. For the japanese-freaks and weeaboo's of the imperium.





    And some people like it really really kinky, for those people we got these two grotz.



    I hope you liked these first four grotz. I got plans for a fat "big momma" grot, a geisha grot, a hippie grot and a grot on a wrecking ball (smiley cyrus).
    If you have a cool idea for a grot yourself, please feel free to share.

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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Ok, you made me laugh out loud with the japanese schoolgirl grot.
    "Heretics are grey... and big... have a small tail... and big ears, and a trunk..."

    "But my lord inquisitor, that's an elephant!"

    "Yes, but heretical!!!"

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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    Hi guys

    I finished the stuff on my grotz. next step is painting. I took some pics but, well, not enough light, so they turned out quite dark. So here are the first 5:

    the first isn't that interesting and the model didn't allow much fun conversion work. The second: sMiley Cyrus!!!! The third: I'm kinda proud on this one, the geisha grot, the hair was a pain to do. The fourth: playbunny grot, including bunnytail. and the last one is a grot I already posted a while back, the schoolgirl.



    And the other five:
    The first one: just a bimbo grot with a 18+ object in her hand. The second: another bimbo grot. The third: a fat grot, she has a bra, but the picture is kinda bad. The other two are already posted above but I added some chains to the "M" grot.



    That's it for tonight. I'll post em again when painted.

    greetz,
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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    This. Is. Awesome.

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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    those hookers will haunt my nightmares. good stuff!

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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    This thread is awesome, grot hookers not so much lol

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    response and renaming.

    Quote Originally Posted by Phatsquirre1 View Post
    This. Is. Awesome.
    Thanks.


    Quote Originally Posted by The_Devourist View Post
    those hookers will haunt my nightmares. good stuff!
    You mean they will haunt your wet dreams? have fun, grots are into a lot of kinky stuff


    Quote Originally Posted by Proiteus View Post
    This thread is awesome, grot hookers not so much lol
    Thank you.


    "Da grot hookers" are a bit of a styleless name (and rather rude to the grotz, they have feelings too!). So I hereby officially rename them: "Da Ezkortz"
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    Re: Gettin down ta biznizz, Orks in suits! maffia/pimpy!

    "Da Ezkotz" are finished, still need to do the bases. Pics now. lighting is bad because it was cloudy outside.

    first five:





    other five:




    Now, the escort are done, but they still need something else. What does every hooker need? A PIMP.

    Also, I got a ******** of ork boyz in and a few more trukks... gah, I have a lot of boring stuff to do. I also have some ideas for some stormboyz and I'm working on a deff dread. And I need some cool ideas for Nob bikers. HELP!!!

    see you later,
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    The pimp & the PIMP

    Hey guys

    Time to show what i've been working on.
    First up: the pimp of the grot escorts is done. I had planned to give the guy a hat(with feather) but his hump is to big to fit in a proper pimp hat. Please note the cute pink bow his squig wears. And please DON'T note this weird object the grot in the background is carrying



    The pimp and his "Escortz"

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    Orque Inquisitor!!

    What happens when a rich ork lives a lifestyle of luxury? He gets fat.
    And what happens when a fat and very, very rich Ork can't get his fat ass out of his chair to fight? He get a mek to make something to do it for him.
    What happens when a fat, rich ork sits in a ded killy flaming warmachine? He gets some weird weird ideas to who can call himself a lowlife Ork or a proper, neat, decent Orque.

    Inspired by inquisitor karamazov. Here is Orque Inquisitor; FAT BOB. (WIP)
    some initial scetches:




    And the model Itself. build from the assault on black reach dreadnaught, an ork boy, some plasticard and a lot of milliput.



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    Orks can be so much fun
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