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    Primarch Cocktails

    So just like it says, let's imagine drinks made to represent the 18 Primarchs of the Imperium, based on their personality/style. Probably should use only ingestable, desirable ingredients (looking at you Perturabo) but who's to say what is legal/illegal? (Fulgrim we still good)

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    Vulkan (Salamanders)
    2 parts Absinthe
    1 part Coffee Liquor
    Light on fire
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Magnus:

    2 parts Fireball
    1 part Kinky Pink
    1 part blue Curaçao

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    Magnus' actions in wiping out most of the Astropaths on Terra when it was already too late just makes him look like a bumbling buffoon. He might as well finish up by saying "Uh-oh, spaghettios!" with a canned laughter track appended, then slipping over on a banana skin accompanied by a comedy whistle sound.

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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Mortarion
    Drink Tequila until you're sick all over yourself.

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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Dorn: A glass of water. Unfiltered.
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Angron: Vodka and Redbull shots

    Guilliman: Whatever the standard cocktail is for your area.
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    The Night Haunter would probably favour a Bloody Mary, unless Mary wasn't available of course.
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Thinking for Horus some stupid expensive drink... something that oozes arrogance like courvoisier... then mixed with some lowbrow prison hooch, say biker moonshine. topped off with goldshlagger

    or drop a lit shot of moonshine into something low-proof like beer then pound it back
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Quote Originally Posted by Denny View Post
    Dorn: A glass of water. Unfiltered.
    Woah, talk about edgy.
    Quote Originally Posted by MiyamatoMusashi View Post
    Magnus' actions in wiping out most of the Astropaths on Terra when it was already too late just makes him look like a bumbling buffoon. He might as well finish up by saying "Uh-oh, spaghettios!" with a canned laughter track appended, then slipping over on a banana skin accompanied by a comedy whistle sound.

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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Quote Originally Posted by Kiro View Post
    Woah, talk about edgy.
    Served tepid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denny View Post
    Served tepid.
    *Ahem*. Room temperature. Nothing but the most precise for Dorn.
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Quote Originally Posted by blackcherry View Post
    Guilliman: Whatever the standard cocktail is for your area.
    Shouldn't that be a milk with extra vanilla?
    Quote Originally Posted by MiyamatoMusashi View Post
    Magnus' actions in wiping out most of the Astropaths on Terra when it was already too late just makes him look like a bumbling buffoon. He might as well finish up by saying "Uh-oh, spaghettios!" with a canned laughter track appended, then slipping over on a banana skin accompanied by a comedy whistle sound.

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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Alpharius would probably just have a Snakebite.

    . . . At least, it looks like a Snakebite.
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Leman Russ
    Mead and scumble/scrumble (you know, made from apples, well mainly apples), and Everclear.

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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Quote Originally Posted by Denny View Post
    Alpharius would probably just have a Snakebite.

    . . . At least, it looks like a Snakebite.
    Alpharius IS the drink and the bar tender who serves it to you.
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    The White Scar

    1 part ouzo
    1 part Kumis
    Served warm
    Garnish with 2 dashes of grenadine
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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Always wanted to try kumis. I heard it smells and tastes foul.
    Quote Originally Posted by MiyamatoMusashi View Post
    Magnus' actions in wiping out most of the Astropaths on Terra when it was already too late just makes him look like a bumbling buffoon. He might as well finish up by saying "Uh-oh, spaghettios!" with a canned laughter track appended, then slipping over on a banana skin accompanied by a comedy whistle sound.

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    Re: Primarch Cocktails

    Honestly I hadn't even heard of it until today when I Googled mongolian alcohol. I have no idea how a white scar would turn out but I want to try it now.

    I like doogh and kefir, so as a basic premise yogurt and fermented milk drinks don't scare me. But mixing it with liquor... Hmmm...

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