It's going down TONIGHT! Bigger than the grandest, a clash of titans, the showcase of the immortals! Eurovision Song Contest de la chanson! :P

Semifinals 1. Here we go!

Azerbaijan was a strong opening act. Very pretty lady, very forgettable song. I like it.

The Iceland chap wasn't very good, was he?

Kinda missed the Belgian lady.

Now for the Czech Republic. It's Urkel!