[40K - Official] Super Heavyweight Entry Thread

[Zapp Brannigan]

<Inserts pre-game banter against my (The_Chaos_Seer at that time) enemy>!!!!!!!!

[TracerBullet]

Ha! Tracerbullet, the feeble powers of Slaanesh will not avail you! Tyranids have no desire for your sensuous pleasures! You will provide a tasty appetiser for the Yorkiefex...

Yes, yes... I HAD to draw a *******' 'fex straight off the bat, didn't I?

No matter! Whether I'll get to do the slicing or be the one to get the dicing, it'll prove most appetizing.

Either way. I promise not to do any more of these bad rhymes for a while. I'll go se about making an offering to the prince of pervertet extacy instead...

[Harlequin'sDance]

So, yeah. Looks like me and AmKhaibitu are still missing.

[C'tan]

I'm facing a Daemon Prince. I'm screwed.

[Dranshmont]

Me too!!! let's see if Nurgle or Khrone is better! Do we have a slaneesh DP and and that other Tz something DP?

[librerian_samae]

mine technically counts as a daemon prince of slaanesh due to the amount of deamonic gifts

[Velkyn Kyil]

I have a Tzeentchian DP. It's statured and really pimped with gear and gifts. Even has a psychic power!

[AmKhaibitu]

Luckily it seems that us outcasts will be included at some point, we just got lost in red tape... who knows Harlequin, we could be facing each other

[Pertinax]

Well, I'm up against my number 4 in the Clan Ursa. Fun.

[Great Harlequin]

Hm...

An Ork Warlord, should be interesting.

Wah?

How many Power Fist attacks?

All the very bestest,

[shadow hunter]

Well someone hasd to represent the orkzes.

Ork v elf (eldar) - couldn't be more of contrast.

[Dranshmont]

Yes actually! Tyranid vs Imperial Guard

[Kensai X]

Sense alot of the match system needs revising and the Superheavy isn't going to start for at least a few more weeks is it ok to make changes to my character or is it too late...?

[Dranshmont]

Knock yourself out

[AmKhaibitu]

Sense alot of the match system needs revising and the Superheavy isn't going to start for at least a few more weeks is it ok to make changes to my character or is it too late...?

Well unless the round 1 draw is going to be redone... or you're one of those unlucky ones that somehow got left out of the fixture (like me somehow)
Then wouldn't you think that changing a character at this stage to be a bit... how do we say it, biased?

If for example I was using a wych lord with punisher, and yet my 1st round opponent was a t6+ beastie or something, I would be impelled to alter my kit out to an agoniser so as to push the odds in my favour.
This is the reason for not altering characters once round 1 fixtures are set.

Although if the fixture were going to be revised completely to include the 4 of us who're missing, then I would see no problem, just so long as your opponent was not going to be known until after your alterations.

See my point?

And Dranshmont, you appear to be the king of altering characters, not to mention having illegal combos and such (the crucible of malediction on a skyboard or reaver for example). One moment it's a wych lord, next it's a necron lord, another moment it's something else... it's one thing to make a character rules legal, but to keep replacing it? It's the reason I only build characters based on rulebooks I have access to and check everything carefully.

Try sticking to a theme with your entries, gives you a chance to build up background for future AoDs and makes it easier for those of us who roll them to write the things.
But above all else, resist the impulse to alter a character once the matchups have been defined, someone could accuse you of cheating, and we wouldn't want that.
Just a few friendly hints.

[Kensai X]

Actually I was gonna make my guy fluffier by adding his championship belt as thunder hammer and taking away the lighting claw, something actually more useful in reality considering I already get 2 free powerfist attacks... I just need to find a codex to get the points right...

[Kensai X]

New Version...

Captain Patrick O'Malley
Profesional Complainer
(and former middleweight champion since no one won he claims the title)
Fighting for some odd part of the Emperor's Finest

WS: 4 BS: 4 St: 4 (8) To: 4 Wo: 3 In: 4 At: 3 (+2 at I 1) Ld: 9 Save: 2+ (4+ I)

Average Idiot (Techmarine Commander): 65

Frickin Huge Sheleighleigh with Spiff N' SparkeThunder Hammer)
Oh and it's like made in Japan so it's like better than anything else (30)
40 points.

Double Dutch Dylating Defecator... (MC Plasma Pistol)l: 1. (12", S7, AP2, Pistol, +1A if used with another CCW / pistol)

4 Leaf Clover (Signum): Free. (Re-roll 1 failed shooting 'to hit' roll per turn)

Nose of a Former Hobbo (Auspex): Free. (If Infiltrators set up within 4d6" of a unit with an Auspex, the unit can fire once at the Infiltrators before the battle begins.)

The Bipolar Bitch-Slapping Arms of Budapest.(Servo Arm) These arms took over 1 gadzookinzillion Malysian Slave children an entire month to make without overtime all for the sake of a Wal-mart discount sale, Partick can't fail (Plus the warranty wouldn't cover it)

Irish Luck (Iron Halo): 25. ( 4+ Invulnearable save)

Battery Powered Erector Set (Servo Harness): 35. Including:

Armor of a Thousand Paper Clips (Artificer Armour). (2+ armour save),
2 nd Bipolar Bitchslapper. (Gives extra attack with double strength and no armour save at I 1.)
Insults w/ some sting on them (Flamer). ( Template, S 4, AP 5, Assault 1.)
Shamrock Shuiriken w/ extra Duracell batteries (Plasma Cutter). ( S7, AP 2, Pistol, Twin linked, Overheats.)

Yo' Momma Jokes.(Termie Honors) Patrick's jokes have such sting on them they enemy is disoriented enough to allow Patrick one more attack.

Drunk (Bionics): 5. (If the model is suffers a wounding hit and fails his saving throw roll a d6. If a 6 is rolled the model ignores the wound. Not effective against weapons which do not allow a saving throw or instant kills.

Bachelor's Degree in Political Science (Scions of Mars). (May upgrade a Techmarine to a 3 wound Commander)

Breakdancing Mat: Allows Partick to gloat over the corspe of all those who oppose the NRA, beer, and the American Way (and pie)

Total: 200

Stratedgy: Stand Still and Rapid Fire both Plasma Pistols as the rules say I can (Feel free for the explanation if you don't see how it works) Re-roll failed hit's with either the Signum or twin-linked or mastercrafting *combining all three if need be..*. (Also you guys probably realised my scheme now and know why I asked if you could). Then I decimate the enemy with fierce words and Pointy Pain.

[devolutionary]

What a way to go *sighs happily* Beaten by the drink. I just realised I completely left out the rest of my post. Oh well, match time. Come on people, I want to see blood in this one! BLOOD!


and no more grots.

[Son of Morkai]

Okay, everything done here? No more changes? As Anteus is away, I guess it falls to me to compile the document and assign matches to the rollers. Let's see... if I divide them evenly, thats... oh, carry the one... 32 for me. Wee.

[Dranshmont]

How many contestants are there now?