The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor

Bubble Ghost · 22-07-2005, 16:29

Not many people know this but as well as bubbles, I'm also the Ghost of Wargames Yet to Come. So I decided to use my magic ghostly crystal ball or whatever to peer into Games Workshop's future, and report back to dedicated GW fans everywhere. Here's what happens…

40K events
Warhammer events
Games Workshop events

April 2009: In the build up to the new version of 40K, a statement is issued that the new edition will reduce the dominance of Space Marines in the release schedules.
May 2009: The next edition of 40K is released under the title "Space Marine 40,000". SM40K's rulebook consists of a single page which explains the revised stat line (a single characteristic, "Kewl", replaces the eight originals – Space Marines have a Kewl of 10, everything else has 1). After deployment, each player rolls a D6, and adds the highest Kewl value in their army plus the number of pages of wargear in their codex book. Highest score wins the game.
November 2009: It is announced that a Fishmen army is planned for Warhammer (main weapon: the pike).
December 2009: The Fishmen army is denounced as cheesy and overpowered on various internet bulletin boards, with fans blaming Gav Thorpe for the imbalance even though he has been on a year's sabbatical in Asia.
February 2010: The tone of internet opinion towards the Fishmen softens, and it is generally thought that they are not cheesy after all.
March 2010: Work begins on the Fishmen army list.
June 2010: Military historians (people who own a book on the Crusades) begin to complain that 40K's Kewl stat does not feature armour save modifiers. Modern soldiers (paintball players) say that actually, with current ballistics and armour production, armour penetration is fairly predictable. Game designers (17 year olds who write house rules) argue about the difference between realistic and believable. Moderates (people who don't know anything but want to join in) paraphrase other people's opinions, but with cautious "IMO"s on the end in order to bypass having to provide reasoning.
August 2010: Following a board meeting on GW's plans for the future, brief doubts over the ethics of their intentions are voiced by one board member who calls the plan "almost supervillain-like" in its machination. Tom Kirby assures him this is ridiculous, although to be safe then presses the trapdoor release button, dropping him into the shark tank. With all opposition crushed "Plan Z" can now be initiated.
September 2010: Warhammer: Fishmen is released. No one notices. Games Workshop marketing blames Gav Thorpe.
February 2014: Games Workshop bulldozes a local orphanage to make room for the board's new money bin, which board members can often be seen swimming in as they cackle at the rain-soaked orphans peering sadly in from the cold.
March 2015: Games Workshop moves from Space Marine chapter variants onto supplements for other 5th edition 40K races.
April 2015: 40K 6th edition is released, with a streamlined rulebook. "Kewl" has been ditched; the entire rule set consists of the sentence "Space Marine armies always win".
September 2015: Someone posts a question on a message board asking what would happen in the hypothetical event of no Space Marine armies being involved in a game. This is considered too extreme an unlikelihood to be worth an FAQ.
May 2016: Warhammer 8th edition is released, with background written by the GW design team collaborating with Ian Rankin, Neil Gaiman and Bernard Cornwell, and with characterisation of the game's major figures by Kazuo Ishiguro. The Warhammer rulebook becomes the first non-novel to win the Booker prize and immediately appears on many English Literature curriculums, while Malus Darkblade places above Harry Potter and Spiderman in an international poll to find the most popular fantasy characters of all time. Fans of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 1st edition emphatically state that the game has been dumbed down and the old background was better.
September 2016: It is announced that there will be individual 40K codex books for all 1,000 Space Marine chapters. Other races will be compiled into a volume entitled "Codex: Not Space Marines".
December 2016: North Korea annexes South Korea and Japan, instigating World War III. In the aftermath of the 2-year war, an international war crimes tribunal blames Gav Thorpe for the conflict.
April 2019: Games Workshop lowers some of its prices in the wake of an announcement from the Church of England that hell has frozen over.
May 2019: Tom Kirby purchases Nottinghamshire, renames it The Imperium of Man, and secedes from the UK for tax reasons.
October 2021: The Imperium loses 14-1 at home to Wales in a World Cup qualifier. Ryan Giggs, 47, is still Wales' best player.
January 2022: The Imperium of Man is eventually forced by public pressure groups to alter its name to The Imperium of Persons.
April 2022: The second price reduction in Games Workshop's history is announced after a high-tech, cost-saving method is discovered of casting models out of GW retail workers' dignity, which until now has wastefully leaked away into the upper atmosphere.
May 2026: The champions of The Imperium of Persons Premier Football League, Eldar Rangers, reach the final of the European Cup where they lose in a nail-biting penalty shootout to Bristol Rovers.
May 2027: 40K 8th edition is released. The rules are now so simple that they embody the perfect emptiness of zen, accidentally causing thousands of players to become one with the universe.
June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves.
January 2028: Revolutionary new telescope technology allows astronomers to prove that the universe is finite. Physicists blame Gav Thorpe.
June 2029: Games Workshop finally folds after the mysterious doomsday device under construction beneath the Lenton HQ malfunctions, destroying the building. Fortunately only IT technicians are injured in the blast. The explosion reveals that GW's entire head office building was constructed from gingerbread with sugar windows, and a child-sized oven is found in the wreckage of the boardroom.
July 2029: In a statement to former shareholders, the Games Workshop board blames Gav Thorpe.

So there you go! GW's future. Honest!

Holy crap I was bored this morning.

Disclaimer: there is no vitriol intended towards Games Workshop here. I like GW and its staff a lot. I even like 40K. It's just that anything that forms a noticable trend is easy to make fun of, and I'm a sucker for that. And once I get an idea in my head I have... to do... it...

There might be a little bit of venom in the jokes about message boards though...

McMullet · 22-07-2005, 16:39

I would like to quote all my favourite bits, but that'd take too long. I wish I could waste time as productively as you! Very amusing indeed.

(The colours are nice, too)

Brother Frog · 22-07-2005, 16:43

It's all true! We're doomed - DOOMED I tell ye!

*Leads an angry mob of peasants (burning torches mandatory, pitchforks optional) to destroy Lenton before it is too late*

Gabacho Mk.II · 22-07-2005, 16:46

OMG!!!

This is quite, quite funny!!!

Good job Frog.

Griefbringer · 22-07-2005, 16:58

Somehow I just got a vision of Games Workshop legal department sending their crack strike team (dressed up in bright green skin-tight jump-suits) to track down Bubble Ghost and sue him for having illegally revealed their ultra-secret business plan, which he had somehow got into his hands during his brief stay in Lenton.

Run, Bubble Ghost, run! They are almost at your door!

Brother Frog · 22-07-2005, 17:27

Originally Posted by Gabacho Mk.II

OMG!!!

This is quite, quite funny!!!

Good job Frog.

Although I'd love to take the credit, the first post was made by my good friend Bubbleghost, not me.

Quote Somehow I just got a vision of Games Workshop legal department sending their crack strike team (dressed up in bright green skin-tight jump-suits) to track down Bubble Ghost and sue him for having illegally revealed their ultra-secret business plan, which he had somehow got into his hands during his brief stay in Lenton.

Nah, they'd just send E Cummings, the guy who threatened Trapper and myself with fines and imprisonment - even though he doesn't work for the company.

Snotteef · 22-07-2005, 18:26

This is quite an amazing piece of satire. Bravo. I seriously couldn't stop laughing through the whole post. I spit Wendy's burger bitz (bitz... *giggle*) on my computer screen twice. I'm still chuckling as I write this.

GAWD · 22-07-2005, 19:01

My lord ... I almost lost control of my bladder.

Favorite line

February 2014: Games Workshop bulldozes a local orphanage to make room for the board's new money bin, which board members can often be seen swimming in as they cackle at the rain-soaked orphans peering sadly in from the cold.

Sgt John Keel · 22-07-2005, 20:57

Originally Posted by Brother Frog

*Leads an angry mob of peasants (burning torches mandatory, pitchforks optional) to destroy Lenton before it is too late*

Don't forget the Burn Andy! signs.

/Adrian

Tom · 22-07-2005, 21:41

Cynical, aren't we?

Good fun.

Griefbringer · 22-07-2005, 21:47

Originally Posted by Brother Frog

Nah, they'd just send E Cummings, the guy who threatened Trapper and myself with fines and imprisonment - even though he doesn't work for the company.

How did you manage to escape? Did it involve dressing up as a rabbit to look inconspicuous to the Scotland Yard patrols passing under the tree you were hiding in?

Gabacho Mk.II · 22-07-2005, 21:52

Originally Posted by Gabacho Mk.II

OMG!!!

This is quite, quite funny!!!

Good job Frog.

You are right. I am sorry.

I immediately thought of Brother Frog instead of Bubble Ghost...

I especially love April 2019!!!

Chuffy · 22-07-2005, 22:57

Quote January 2022: The Imperium of Man is eventually forced by public pressure groups to alter its name to The Imperium of Persons.

I liked that.

Lord-Warlock · 22-07-2005, 23:07

So much to quote, so little time...

The funniest thing I've read in a while. Seven mutated thumbs up (and the two atrophied original ones).

Brother Frog · 22-07-2005, 23:08

Originally Posted by Tom

Cynical, aren't we?

Good fun.

Nah, BG just knows far too much about the industry. Have more than a passing knowledge of GW's business practices, and you'll be the same...

tzeentchgiant · 22-07-2005, 23:45

ha ha ha, jolly good to the last word.

I especially liked the Imperium of Persons, someone has to sig that, and it cannot be me (read my sig)

TG

Xhalax · 22-07-2005, 23:54

Originally Posted by Brother Frog

*Leads an angry mob of peasants (burning torches mandatory, pitchforks optional) to destroy Lenton before it is too late*

*joins the angry mob with her flaming torch and pitchfork*

Highly amusing though.

Xavier · 22-07-2005, 23:56

"I laughed so hard I pee'd a little, I changed right after" - Never has that scrubs quote been more deserved

Sig worthy

neXus6 · 23-07-2005, 00:03

Why the hell are you not nominated for funniest poster Bubble Ghost?!?!

Oh and Vallery trust you to be the only one not to be in complete hysterics and say something like that.

anarchistica · 23-07-2005, 00:40

Originally Posted by Bubble Ghost

November 2009: It is announced that a Fishmen army is planned for Warhammer (main weapon: the pike).

What happened to their spines and harpoons?

Loved it by the way. ^^

22-07-2005, 16:29	#1
Bubble Ghost Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Bath, UK Posts: 1,721 iTrader: (0)	The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Not many people know this but as well as bubbles, I'm also the Ghost of Wargames Yet to Come. So I decided to use my magic ghostly crystal ball or whatever to peer into Games Workshop's future, and report back to dedicated GW fans everywhere. Here's what happens… 40K events Warhammer events Games Workshop events April 2009: In the build up to the new version of 40K, a statement is issued that the new edition will reduce the dominance of Space Marines in the release schedules. May 2009: The next edition of 40K is released under the title "Space Marine 40,000". SM40K's rulebook consists of a single page which explains the revised stat line (a single characteristic, "Kewl", replaces the eight originals – Space Marines have a Kewl of 10, everything else has 1). After deployment, each player rolls a D6, and adds the highest Kewl value in their army plus the number of pages of wargear in their codex book. Highest score wins the game. November 2009: It is announced that a Fishmen army is planned for Warhammer (main weapon: the pike). December 2009: The Fishmen army is denounced as cheesy and overpowered on various internet bulletin boards, with fans blaming Gav Thorpe for the imbalance even though he has been on a year's sabbatical in Asia. February 2010: The tone of internet opinion towards the Fishmen softens, and it is generally thought that they are not cheesy after all. March 2010: Work begins on the Fishmen army list. June 2010: Military historians (people who own a book on the Crusades) begin to complain that 40K's Kewl stat does not feature armour save modifiers. Modern soldiers (paintball players) say that actually, with current ballistics and armour production, armour penetration is fairly predictable. Game designers (17 year olds who write house rules) argue about the difference between realistic and believable. Moderates (people who don't know anything but want to join in) paraphrase other people's opinions, but with cautious "IMO"s on the end in order to bypass having to provide reasoning. August 2010: Following a board meeting on GW's plans for the future, brief doubts over the ethics of their intentions are voiced by one board member who calls the plan "almost supervillain-like" in its machination. Tom Kirby assures him this is ridiculous, although to be safe then presses the trapdoor release button, dropping him into the shark tank. With all opposition crushed "Plan Z" can now be initiated. September 2010: Warhammer: Fishmen is released. No one notices. Games Workshop marketing blames Gav Thorpe. February 2014: Games Workshop bulldozes a local orphanage to make room for the board's new money bin, which board members can often be seen swimming in as they cackle at the rain-soaked orphans peering sadly in from the cold. March 2015: Games Workshop moves from Space Marine chapter variants onto supplements for other 5th edition 40K races. April 2015: 40K 6th edition is released, with a streamlined rulebook. "Kewl" has been ditched; the entire rule set consists of the sentence "Space Marine armies always win". September 2015: Someone posts a question on a message board asking what would happen in the hypothetical event of no Space Marine armies being involved in a game. This is considered too extreme an unlikelihood to be worth an FAQ. May 2016: Warhammer 8th edition is released, with background written by the GW design team collaborating with Ian Rankin, Neil Gaiman and Bernard Cornwell, and with characterisation of the game's major figures by Kazuo Ishiguro. The Warhammer rulebook becomes the first non-novel to win the Booker prize and immediately appears on many English Literature curriculums, while Malus Darkblade places above Harry Potter and Spiderman in an international poll to find the most popular fantasy characters of all time. Fans of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 1st edition emphatically state that the game has been dumbed down and the old background was better. September 2016: It is announced that there will be individual 40K codex books for all 1,000 Space Marine chapters. Other races will be compiled into a volume entitled "Codex: Not Space Marines". December 2016: North Korea annexes South Korea and Japan, instigating World War III. In the aftermath of the 2-year war, an international war crimes tribunal blames Gav Thorpe for the conflict. April 2019: Games Workshop lowers some of its prices in the wake of an announcement from the Church of England that hell has frozen over. May 2019: Tom Kirby purchases Nottinghamshire, renames it The Imperium of Man, and secedes from the UK for tax reasons. October 2021: The Imperium loses 14-1 at home to Wales in a World Cup qualifier. Ryan Giggs, 47, is still Wales' best player. January 2022: The Imperium of Man is eventually forced by public pressure groups to alter its name to The Imperium of Persons. April 2022: The second price reduction in Games Workshop's history is announced after a high-tech, cost-saving method is discovered of casting models out of GW retail workers' dignity, which until now has wastefully leaked away into the upper atmosphere. May 2026: The champions of The Imperium of Persons Premier Football League, Eldar Rangers, reach the final of the European Cup where they lose in a nail-biting penalty shootout to Bristol Rovers. May 2027: 40K 8th edition is released. The rules are now so simple that they embody the perfect emptiness of zen, accidentally causing thousands of players to become one with the universe. June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves. January 2028: Revolutionary new telescope technology allows astronomers to prove that the universe is finite. Physicists blame Gav Thorpe. June 2029: Games Workshop finally folds after the mysterious doomsday device under construction beneath the Lenton HQ malfunctions, destroying the building. Fortunately only IT technicians are injured in the blast. The explosion reveals that GW's entire head office building was constructed from gingerbread with sugar windows, and a child-sized oven is found in the wreckage of the boardroom. July 2029: In a statement to former shareholders, the Games Workshop board blames Gav Thorpe. So there you go! GW's future. Honest! Holy crap I was bored this morning. Disclaimer: there is no vitriol intended towards Games Workshop here. I like GW and its staff a lot. I even like 40K. It's just that anything that forms a noticable trend is easy to make fun of, and I'm a sucker for that. And once I get an idea in my head I have... to do... it... There might be a little bit of venom in the jokes about message boards though... __________________ Idiots... nothing can live forever. Last edited by Bubble Ghost; 23-07-2005 at 04:56. Reason: spacing! Also a slight change in 2010...

22-07-2005, 16:39	#2
McMullet DOCTOR BIOMASS Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: (Ethereal) Pants, Oswestry, Shropshire, UK Posts: 4,650 iTrader: (6)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor I would like to quote all my favourite bits, but that'd take too long. I wish I could waste time as productively as you! Very amusing indeed. (The colours are nice, too) __________________ Like slack-jawed never Gnyaarg. Some then folks'll folks'll skunk, some. the but, again yokel eat a Cletus. \| Join the new Tale of 40K Painters! \| Homepage \| Project log \| My Models \| Events and suchlike \| McMullet's avatar has poorly hands and so few postings will be written and they may be a little terse.

22-07-2005, 16:43	#3
Brother Frog Commander Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oxford, Uk (in a cardboard box) and annoyed Posts: 487 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor It's all true! We're doomed - DOOMED I tell ye! Leads an angry mob of peasants (burning torches mandatory, pitchforks optional) to destroy Lenton before it is too late __________________ The Frog is back.....for a little while at least... www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

22-07-2005, 16:46	#4
Gabacho Mk.II Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: K-PAX Posts: 1,098 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor OMG!!! This is quite, quite funny!!! Good job Frog. __________________ There is no spoon.

22-07-2005, 16:58	#5
Griefbringer Chapter Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 6,242 iTrader: (5)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Somehow I just got a vision of Games Workshop legal department sending their crack strike team (dressed up in bright green skin-tight jump-suits) to track down Bubble Ghost and sue him for having illegally revealed their ultra-secret business plan, which he had somehow got into his hands during his brief stay in Lenton. Run, Bubble Ghost, run! They are almost at your door! __________________ Griefbringer Originally Posted by Cenyu Since World of Warcraft players manage to get themselves killed due to exhaustion, why should Griefbringer not manage to get himself killed with a regiment of table top miniatures. You´d be a pioneer.

22-07-2005, 17:27	#6
Brother Frog Commander Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oxford, Uk (in a cardboard box) and annoyed Posts: 487 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Gabacho Mk.II OMG!!! This is quite, quite funny!!! Good job Frog. Although I'd love to take the credit, the first post was made by my good friend Bubbleghost, not me. Quote Somehow I just got a vision of Games Workshop legal department sending their crack strike team (dressed up in bright green skin-tight jump-suits) to track down Bubble Ghost and sue him for having illegally revealed their ultra-secret business plan, which he had somehow got into his hands during his brief stay in Lenton. Nah, they'd just send E Cummings, the guy who threatened Trapper and myself with fines and imprisonment - even though he doesn't work for the company. __________________ The Frog is back.....for a little while at least... www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

22-07-2005, 18:26	#7
Snotteef Librarian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 478 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor This is quite an amazing piece of satire. Bravo. I seriously couldn't stop laughing through the whole post. I spit Wendy's burger bitz (bitz... giggle) on my computer screen twice. I'm still chuckling as I write this. __________________ "Pain? Pain is like love . . . like compassion! It is a thing only for lesser men. What is pain to Doom?"

22-07-2005, 19:01	#8
GAWD Librarian Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 320 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor My lord ... I almost lost control of my bladder. Favorite line February 2014: Games Workshop bulldozes a local orphanage to make room for the board's new money bin, which board members can often be seen swimming in as they cackle at the rain-soaked orphans peering sadly in from the cold.

22-07-2005, 20:57	#9
Sgt John Keel Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,683 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Brother Frog Leads an angry mob of peasants (burning torches mandatory, pitchforks optional) to destroy Lenton before it is too late Don't forget the Burn Andy! signs. /Adrian

22-07-2005, 21:41	#10
Tom Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Bandwagon. Posts: 1,662 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Cynical, aren't we? Good fun. __________________ Originally Posted by hellebore I converted Eldrad to point as well, removing the witchblade he doesn't actually have. His hand is so high up whilst pointing forward, it looks extremely effete. I imagine him saying something like, "You thare! Yes, you! Would you be sooo kind as to Die for me? Yes, that's it, jolly good."

22-07-2005, 21:47	#11
Griefbringer Chapter Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 6,242 iTrader: (5)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Brother Frog Nah, they'd just send E Cummings, the guy who threatened Trapper and myself with fines and imprisonment - even though he doesn't work for the company. How did you manage to escape? Did it involve dressing up as a rabbit to look inconspicuous to the Scotland Yard patrols passing under the tree you were hiding in? __________________ Griefbringer Originally Posted by Cenyu Since World of Warcraft players manage to get themselves killed due to exhaustion, why should Griefbringer not manage to get himself killed with a regiment of table top miniatures. You´d be a pioneer.

22-07-2005, 21:52	#12
Gabacho Mk.II Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: K-PAX Posts: 1,098 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Gabacho Mk.II OMG!!! This is quite, quite funny!!! Good job Frog. You are right. I am sorry. I immediately thought of Brother Frog instead of Bubble Ghost... I especially love April 2019!!! __________________ There is no spoon.

22-07-2005, 22:57	#13
Chuffy Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Anchored in the dangerous, dirty docks of Bristol, yarrr! Posts: 1,053 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Quote January 2022: The Imperium of Man is eventually forced by public pressure groups to alter its name to The Imperium of Persons. I liked that.

22-07-2005, 23:07	#14
Lord-Warlock Commander Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Norway. This is bat country. Posts: 702 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor So much to quote, so little time... The funniest thing I've read in a while. Seven mutated thumbs up (and the two atrophied original ones). __________________ "Bruce... Don't be afraid." "HE WILL BE. HE WILL BE." ERR. SORRY. PROBABLY NOT TO THE BEST TIME TO BE MISQUOTING STAR WARS. "Mind the uniform, Cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time." DON'T WORRY. HERE, CLOTHING IS IMMATERIAL. LITERALLY. "What's that smell?... Who are you?" THE DEATH OF ALTERNATE PERSONALITIES. I'M THE GRIM REAPER'S WILD SIDE!

22-07-2005, 23:08	#15
Brother Frog Commander Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Oxford, Uk (in a cardboard box) and annoyed Posts: 487 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Tom Cynical, aren't we? Good fun. Nah, BG just knows far too much about the industry. Have more than a passing knowledge of GW's business practices, and you'll be the same... __________________ The Frog is back.....for a little while at least... www.fellowshipoftheox.co.uk

22-07-2005, 23:45	#16
tzeentchgiant Chapter Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bonnie Scotland, Glasgow to be precise Posts: 5,932 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor ha ha ha, jolly good to the last word. I especially liked the Imperium of Persons, someone has to sig that, and it cannot be me (read my sig) TG __________________ Leaving the hobby, charting my progress here. The Warseer Awards WINNERS Here.

22-07-2005, 23:54	#17
Xhalax Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: clinging desperately to Ciaphas Cain's coat tail as he flees in terror while enjoying the view Posts: 1,651 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Brother Frog Leads an angry mob of peasants (burning torches mandatory, pitchforks optional) to destroy Lenton before it is too late joins the angry mob with her flaming torch and pitchfork Highly amusing though. __________________ You sunk my scrabble ship!

22-07-2005, 23:56	#18
Xavier Chapter Master Join Date: May 2005 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 1,342 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor "I laughed so hard I pee'd a little, I changed right after" - Never has that scrubs quote been more deserved Sig worthy __________________ Originally Posted by Goq Gar Xavier, you certainly are a very witty and intelligent person.

23-07-2005, 00:03	#19
neXus6 Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Over The Wall! Posts: 4,029 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Why the hell are you not nominated for funniest poster Bubble Ghost?!?! Oh and Vallery trust you to be the only one not to be in complete hysterics and say something like that. __________________ Nobody likes the ominous "click," especially when theres a horde of rampaging coffee machines bearing down on you. THIS USER HAS SUFFERED A FATAL SYSTEM ERROR AND HAS BEEN FORCED TO SHUTDOWN Last edited by neXus6; 23-07-2005 at 00:12.

23-07-2005, 00:40	#20
anarchistica Chapter Master Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Zaandam, The Netherlands Posts: 1,110 iTrader: (0)	Re: The Bubble Ghost Games Workshop-O-Predictor Originally Posted by Bubble Ghost November 2009: It is announced that a Fishmen army is planned for Warhammer (main weapon: the pike). What happened to their spines and harpoons? Loved it by the way. ^^ __________________ Religion is child abuse Originally Posted by shifty To be honest, reading Anar is a lot like reading a Zen parable. Instead of teaching wisdom through nonsense, he teaches wisdom through anger. He is like the Anti Zen.

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