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genestealer_baldric
18-05-2009, 07:42
If you were in 40k and due to some bizzar series of events got to ask 3 questions of anyone or thing to anyone, who and what would you ask

My questions

1. Hive mind- did you eat other galaxys if so how many, if not where did you come from and why?

2. Emperor- Did you Know the hersay would happen if so why not do anything ?

3. Tau- Did you erradicate the genesteler infestation in your ranks?

What would u ask?

ryng_sting
18-05-2009, 08:34
The way to the Amarillo system.

Take more care with your spelling.

Rockerfella
18-05-2009, 08:48
What is this, did everyone get out of the wrong side of the bed this morning? ;P

My first question would be to Eldrad: why didn't you try harder to warn the emperor of the Heresy, not just running the first time you got wind of fulgrims corruption?

I'll come back later and edit the other three in!

Cool_Mint
18-05-2009, 09:55
Nothing, because none of them would have anything remotely logical or sensible to say.

Condottiere
18-05-2009, 10:16
CWE - Do you guys make animated films, and can I watch them?

genestealer_baldric
18-05-2009, 10:55
Nothing, because none of them would have anything remotely logical or sensible to say.

thats not true choas cultist are well read well balanced a sensible all round scolars who will give you a fair balanced answers.

Messiah
18-05-2009, 10:57
I would ask the Emperor these questions three:

1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?

3. What is your favourite colour?

Im pretty sure the answer to the last one is blue, or perhaps yellow.

Vote Kantor
18-05-2009, 11:18
Tzeentch- What is your grand plan and how does it work?

Then i would know EVERYTHING

Lord Damocles
18-05-2009, 11:21
1. Arkhan Land - what was it that killed you?

2. Inquisitor Quixos - where did you learn to build Necron pylons?

3. Marneus Calgar - Are you really Chuck Norris?

Carkey
18-05-2009, 11:35
3. Marneus Calgar - Are you really Chuck Norris?

May I sig that?

My questions are:

1. Farsight - What are your motives and plans?
2. Arkhan Land - Why do none of the heretical chapters have your Speeders?
3. Lysander - How the hell did you survive a year in the hand of the Iron Warriors?

ToXiK
18-05-2009, 12:09
Marneus Calgar: who do you respect more filgrim or alpharus (sorry about the spelling)

big e: who was your favorite son when horus turned?

kharn: why are you so angry?

Caprosmaster
18-05-2009, 12:21
as others have said : the Big E's name, ( my money is on Bob, nice and short)
Does the hive mind accept takeaways?
Do the chaos spikes get in the way

Caprosmaster

a squig
18-05-2009, 13:38
1. Ask the 4 chaos god to prove which is the most powerfull by killing the other gods

2. what happend to the race which produced the sword that wounded horus

3. do tyranids have tastebuds?

Iverald
18-05-2009, 13:55
I would ask the Emperor these questions three:

1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?

3. What is your favourite colour?

Im pretty sure the answer to the last one is blue, or perhaps yellow.

You Sir win the thread! :D

DapperAnarchist
18-05-2009, 15:07
Honestly, I think only one question which I could get an answer to that wouldn't break my mind -

Cypher, who are you?

Perhaps followed by "Is it me you're looking for?" :D

MetalGecko23
18-05-2009, 15:35
1. Who do I have to kill to get some horns and spikes?

2. If an Ultramarine falls in the forest and no one is there to see it, we he get epic fluff for it?

3. When will the Eldar realize that they suck and can't claim superiority when they keep getting curb stomped by their neighbors?

Corax
18-05-2009, 15:39
I've only got one question, to GW:

How do you manage to get it so wrong, so often? :angel:

a squig
18-05-2009, 15:52
I would ask the Emperor these questions three:

1. What is your name?

2. What is your quest?

3. What is your favourite colour?

Im pretty sure the answer to the last one is blue, or perhaps yellow.

My god i cant belive it took me so long to get that, iam fairly sure iam close to brain death now


Messiah you have just caused my beffudled brain to dribble from my ears

Hideous Loon
18-05-2009, 16:08
Messiah is THE MESSIAH of this thread.

I would probably ask the Ethereals: Where did you come from?

And to the Chaos people: Can I sign up for some Slaanesh action, please?

MetalGecko23
18-05-2009, 16:10
Oh..
4. If the Tau soldiers train their whole life to shoot at targets why do the suck at shooting?

Radium
18-05-2009, 16:24
1 Some magos biologis: can you make me more superhuman (see 2)?

2 Random warp spider exarch: where do I sign up?

3 (after a while of shredding stuff and jumping through the warp): random daemonette: Would you please kill me in the most Slaaneshi way possible?

StormWulfen
18-05-2009, 17:14
big E: can i push you down your palace stairs?

tzeentch: khorneloverssaywhat?

space marine: can i borrow your bolt pistol?

Drakcore Bloodtear
18-05-2009, 20:23
Big E: What would happen if I was to shoot you now?

GeneralDisaster
18-05-2009, 20:59
Big E: Why, oh why, oh WHY, Mr.Awesome Uber-psyker, did you NOT FORSEE THE HERESY, numb nuts?

Col. Tartleton
19-05-2009, 00:16
I don't know who I'd ask, but I know what I'd ask them:

Calgar: How does it feel to be more hated then Horus?

Abaddon: Have you ever thought about getting a haircut? You look like a goon.

Farsight: What compelled you to pick up the glowing sword in that temple on that dead planet in the nether regions of space?

Eldrad: So you're primarily jewelry now? How is that working out for you.

Nightbringer: You created fear? O RLY?

Caiaphas Cain: Can I come with you?

Fabius Bile: How big can you make it for me?

Master Jeridian
19-05-2009, 01:27
Some good ones, I'm very tempted to answer some...

Bah, who's gonna stop me.


1. Arkhan Land - what was it that killed you?


I've no idea, it killed me before I could find out.


4. If the Tau soldiers train their whole life to shoot at targets why do the suck at shooting?

They have naturally poor depth perception as a species. Add to that ridiculously long guns and they can't even judge how far away their gun muzzle is.


And to the Chaos people: Can I sign up for some Slaanesh action, please?

Oh, absolutely, good sir. Bend over, I'll forgoe the lube.


Would you please kill me in the most Slaaneshi way possible?

Excellent, though it does involved pineapples and orifices.

Col.Tartleton- Great questions.

Mine?

I'll have to echo:

Emperor- You didn't see it coming, really?

Alpharius- Your the most sceptical/suspicious/cunning Primarch known, yet you buy a dodgy story from the most notoriously untrustworthy alien race known to man instantly and turn against everything you stood for, because they showed you a pretty special effects video?

Necrons- Where you behind the Kennedy assassination too?

angelusmortis1384
19-05-2009, 01:28
my big three would be:

1) to Rogal dorn (in referance to the iron cage) " Can't you take a joke?"

2) To khorne "Did you get out of the wrong side of the bed?"

3) To the emperor and horus.... "would you two kindly go on Jerry springer and fight already?"

also in referance to someone elses earlyer post i think Cypher is kyser sozei :D tis the only truly rational explination :P

Dhazzakull
19-05-2009, 08:43
Leman Russ: where didi you go when you left Fenris?

Ghazghkull Thraka: can you rally hear gork and mork speaking, and if really what do they sound like?

Random mek: can you bild me a buggy?

eltanko
19-05-2009, 09:39
Emperors Children: Do you really think pink is a scary colour?

Fulgrim (pre heresy): Do you know you look like a pimp in your purple gettup?

Horus: Do you wanna Wrassle?

ElTanko

Rockerfella
19-05-2009, 10:39
My second question would be to the Emperor: Does it irritate you when people refer to you as 'The big E?. Just askin, cos it would me.....

Third and final question would be to Cegorach: Why don't you actually do something, and once and for all settle this hideous 'Deceiver/Cegorach' crap thats been floating around for ages now here on Warseer.

Ta.

ctsteel
19-05-2009, 11:28
To the chapter master of the dark angels - why are those little xenos chaps keeping your primarch alive and hidden in a room in this very rock....oh, you didn't know? :angel:

Vote Kantor
19-05-2009, 11:32
Rogal Dorn- Banana? <proceeds to get thumped, all the while laughing>

Slannesh- Learn me, PLEEZ?

P.S. the emperors name is TRACY, just read primarchs

SolidShooterMan
20-05-2009, 22:44
1. Khorne - would you consider teaming with nurgle to batter the living **** out of the pair of fairys, tzeentch and slaanesh?

2. Rogal Dorn - why didnt you stuff the codex astartes down guillimans throat?

3. All loyalist chapters - why havent you annhilated those damn dark angels yet??

Warsurge
21-05-2009, 01:31
I would ask Leman Russ the following questions:

What is it like to fight all the time?

What is it like to drink all the time?

What is it like to eat all the time?

He would reply with the same answer each time.

genestealer_baldric
21-05-2009, 10:06
I would ask Leman Russ the following questions:

What is it like to fight all the time?

******* great thats what i live for

What is it like to drink all the time?

******* great thats what i live for

What is it like to eat all the time?

******* great thats what i live for

He would reply with the same answer each time.

a bit like that

Orrik
21-05-2009, 11:09
I would ask the emproer if
1. I could sit in his throne?
2. If I can try out a servo arm?
3. If I can have a picture taken with horus the emperor and the whole gang?

First post.

Gue'Vesa'Vre Kilo
21-05-2009, 15:35
1. Big E (Straight after HH): Have you ever realised that people from over 30 centuries back had already foresee what was going to happen? No? Don't you play tabletop games when you were small?
2. Death Guard Marines: have you ever thought how lucky you are, considering that no one ever thought of using showers and soap against you guys?
3. Konrad Curze (if he's still here): Why have you made such a long speech? You KNOW that there are time limits to video recordings!

Mannimarco
21-05-2009, 15:53
to loyal horus: on landing on davin and taking one look at the natives could you not see they were bad guys? i mean look at the collected visions book! your gonna tell those priests look like friendlies?