View Full Version : What i want to do at work

20-05-2005, 00:18
One of my co-workers spends most of her working time on the net spamming the crap out of message boards and playing games on MSN. Normally, i wouldn't have a problem with this, if she didn't constantly complain that she's so overworked and lets stuff pile up around her.

What i want to do is install some kind of VPN connection or remote desktop or other back door on her machine, and the next time i see her playing Columns or whatever, surf over to Anonymizer or something to mask the incoming IP address, open a text file on her machine and type "Quit dancing around, you lazy bint and get to work!" or something.

I'd tell her to her face, but the last time someone did that, she went and bitched to one of the partners about it, and the person complaining got in trouble.

Problem is, i can't find her machine through the local network for some reason, and i don't want to be seen physically be messing around on her machine (though the levels of security when it comes to login names and passwords is ridiculously low).

Secondary problem: I don't even know what i would use to pull this stunt off.

Tertiary problem: It would probably be pretty obvious that someone inside the firm did this if she should, you know, put two and two together.

20-05-2005, 00:58
What ever happened to a good old fashioned sex scandal? That's how I deal with my problems! Accuse someone of touching your no-no spot, that always seems to do the trick. That way you don't need to worry about all the computer jargon it would take to hack her computer.

20-05-2005, 02:45
She's built like a football player with additional lumps in all the wrong places. Not like this should matter, really.

Sprue Rubbles
20-05-2005, 03:26
no plant porn on her computer.

20-05-2005, 08:32
You realise what you're suggesting is probably grounds for being fired?

20-05-2005, 11:20
Or tell her to her face and if she does bitch to anyone about it tell them as well. Just make sure everyone knows she's wasting valuable work hours

20-05-2005, 18:03
isn't there some sort of net log there? Usually employers keep track of which sites are visited when. You could point out that someone needs to take a look at that thing. If you could get on her computer, you could just mess up all her network settings, so she can't hit those sites. I'm guessing she doesn't know crap about computers, so she'd need to get some tech guy or your boss come over and readjust it so she can go on spamming. As for the hacker stuff, sorry i'm too dumb to know how to do that.

20-05-2005, 18:10
Easy, connect wires from the cathode in her monitor to her mouse so that when she starts using the computer she gets a current density of 4000A/m^2 going through her at a anice 35000V

20-05-2005, 18:15
Tell one of your boss's that she's wasting time.

Kargos Bloodspit
20-05-2005, 20:12
Tell one of your boss's that she's wasting time.

Yeah, but that might be too easy for Arxhon ;), what with being the overlord of the wastes any all... :)

Seriously, what she's doing should be reasonable grounds for her being fired, just tell one of the partners. :evilgrin: