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Malorian
16-03-2010, 21:04
So there was a thread up above wondering why there weren't more game threads, so I thought I'd post one:

Fantasy Paper Rock Scissors Game

-I will start with an army: Orcs and Goblins
-Then the next poster says what army they last used to beat that army
-The next poster then does the same except what army they last used to beat the army that beat the Orcs and Goblins
-And so on and so on...

After a while we can see if we start seeing any trends and if there really is a paper rock scissors game to fantasy.

So...


Orcs and Goblins!

(Go!)

Kukkelukke
16-03-2010, 21:10
Wood elves :P I actually never failed a game against O&G with WE :O

Replicant253
16-03-2010, 21:12
Beastmen, last edition book though.

Brother Gabriel
16-03-2010, 21:18
Bretonnia against last edition book ^^

Condottiere
16-03-2010, 21:19
DoW against Bretonnians.

Stronginthearm
16-03-2010, 21:25
daemons against DoW

Figured this was a safe bet for any army
Edit: I dont actually play daemons but this is theoretical yes?

N810
16-03-2010, 21:27
Lizardmen take on Daemons ... (somebody has to) :p

ooglatjama
16-03-2010, 21:29
Dwarfs won a campaign against lizards

Crovax20
16-03-2010, 21:33
Orcs and Goblins smashed the dwarves

Toshiro
16-03-2010, 21:33
Last I beat dwarfs I did so with my Tomb Kings :)

EDIT, last I beat O&G was also with TK :)

Stronginthearm
16-03-2010, 21:35
Beat tomb kings with my VC

Dragonreaver
16-03-2010, 21:42
So far my only win playing my Dark Elves was against VC. :p

Jack of Blades
16-03-2010, 21:44
I'd give them Dwarfs a go what with their non-reliance on magic, flaming cannons, good shooting and tough combat blocks to tear apart those vulnerable Dark Elves.

Malorian
16-03-2010, 22:06
I last beat dwarfs with bretonnians.

Stronginthearm
16-03-2010, 22:09
Friend of mine, mauled bretonnians with skaven


Round and round and round it goes

GuyLeCheval
16-03-2010, 22:19
Last time I beated skaven was with: Skaven!

Now for some better game: how would you beat the mostly pestilent list I used

(not going to give you the details, but when was the last time you won against a mostly pestilent list?)

Malorian
16-03-2010, 22:26
I've actually never beaten skaven :( (Although I've only every played them twice.)

But I saw warriors of chaos make a mess out of them.

FORtheGREATERgood
16-03-2010, 22:36
I haven't beaten skaven either lmao. Beat WoC with my mighty EMPIRE!

perplexiti
16-03-2010, 22:40
Beat my mates Empire with my Lizzies, pretty funny when he missed or rolled
1's to wound my Oldblood on a Carnosaur with both his cannon!, two turns in a row!!

Dantès
16-03-2010, 22:43
Last beat lizzies with my Skaven.

librisrouge
16-03-2010, 22:45
And I beat Warriors of Chaos with Dwarves!

Tekomandor
16-03-2010, 23:28
I beat dwarves with HE's

Lordsaradain
16-03-2010, 23:54
I beat dwarves with HE's

I beat HE with my Empire. ASF doesnt help against handgunners and outriders. :)

StormCrow
17-03-2010, 00:07
I humbled the Empire with my Tomb Kings; handguns don't help against scorpions :p

AFnord
17-03-2010, 00:15
Lizardmen smashed TK last time I played against them.

Nals
17-03-2010, 00:21
i beat lizardmen with woodelves

VonUber
17-03-2010, 00:28
I beat woodelves with darkelves

I was impressed that 7 war dancers could kill a hydra! But I still beat the army into the ground.

librisrouge
17-03-2010, 00:36
I beat Dark Elves with Dwarves (last armybook though.)

Toshiro
17-03-2010, 00:41
beat the dwarfes with my TK (as said in previous post) :D

Eigolas
17-03-2010, 00:44
Dark Elves beat dwarves last time I played against them.

Dantès
17-03-2010, 01:03
Last game i played vs dwarfs i beat them with wood elves

Noserenda
17-03-2010, 01:09
Ripped through Wood Elves with Warriors of Chaos (Although my General did all the Legwork)

Dantès
17-03-2010, 01:10
My Skaven slaves made short work of Chaos Knights of Khorne :p

(after receiving a charge...lost none, killed three, chased em down)

Amornar
17-03-2010, 01:17
Beat down a skaven horde with high elves

Caiphas Cain
17-03-2010, 01:21
Destroyed the skaven with my dwarfs last tuesday.
EDIT Havn't played skaven

stazba
17-03-2010, 03:15
Massacred Dwarfs with Skaven in my last game I played back in 6th. Of course it was a "go to that objective in the middle of the board" scenario, which isn't very nice to Dwarfs :skull:

duffybear1988
17-03-2010, 03:40
Eradicated skaven with my night goblin horde last time I played them.

Trains_Get_Robbed
17-03-2010, 04:10
Utterly annihilated O&G with H.E.

ShaggothLord
17-03-2010, 04:24
In turn killed the High Elves with my Orcs. :P

Dantès
17-03-2010, 04:51
Skaven > Orcs :p

Bedsheets
17-03-2010, 05:41
I beat Skaven with Orcs!!

Grey Mage
17-03-2010, 07:56
I beat O+G with my Lizzies! *and damn those doom divers and rock lobbas to a slow and painful sacrifice*

Lordsaradain
17-03-2010, 12:14
Beat Lizzies with my WoC. Khornate chariots are absolutely brutal!

Grey Mage
17-03-2010, 16:08
Beat Chaos with my Lizzies- punk forgot to make his wizard lord immune to poison.

Enigmatik1
17-03-2010, 16:21
I defeated Lizardmen most recently with my Tomb Kings.

Ironically, I've never lost to Lizardmen with my Tomb Kings...:wtf: How do you overcome losing half your army to the Casket of Souls? (My Casket loves eating opposing armies).

Edit: I need to play Sanjay! :D

StarFyreXXX
17-03-2010, 16:30
The last game I won (in july i think), I beat TK with my lizardmen :D (i've gotten massacred in pretty much every game i've played since then) :(

Sanjay

Malorian
17-03-2010, 17:58
I last beat LM with my dwarfs

GuyLeCheval
17-03-2010, 18:01
I last beat dwarfs with my bretts

Malorian
17-03-2010, 18:09
I last beat brets with brets :D

Alltaken
17-03-2010, 19:22
did breats with a Slann! yep, best magic turn ever!

Sygerrik
17-03-2010, 19:35
did breats with a Slann! yep, best magic turn ever!

Beat Lizards with Skaven.

N810
17-03-2010, 19:45
Beats Skaven with Lizards... and No Magic. :p

AFnord
17-03-2010, 20:06
I beat lizard with my... lizards!

Stronginthearm
17-03-2010, 21:29
Beat lizies with my vamps, your cold blooded doesnt save you from my no blooded

(I opened the floodgate with skaven and now I cant close it again woe is me)

Xzazzarai
18-03-2010, 03:47
Dark Elves vapourized Vamps last time I faced them...

pcgamer72
18-03-2010, 05:39
Beat Dark Elves with Wood Elves.

Djekar
18-03-2010, 07:51
Last time I beat Wood Elves I was playing Warriors of Chaos. Float like a butterfly and sting like a ... pasty elf-like smear on the turf.

snurl
18-03-2010, 08:47
Beat (massacred) WOC with my Dwarves.

TheMav80
18-03-2010, 16:16
Beat Dwarves with Ogres.

Two Gorgers tore through that gunline.

WarhammerNoob4ever
18-03-2010, 16:24
Last time i beat Ogres, i was Ogres and killed myself...... oh scraplauncher.....

but really, last beat ogres with my lizzies

Bedsheets
18-03-2010, 16:42
Last beat Lizzies with Daemons. Lucky first turn terror check had his big point sink unit run off the board with rolling 3 6's every time for ld tests.

AFnord
18-03-2010, 17:18
Deamons were driven out of the forest by my wood elves.

Enigmatik1
18-03-2010, 17:22
Deamons were driven out of the forest by my wood elves.

Stabbing the Daemon player in the eye with your pencil does not count! ;)

AFnord
18-03-2010, 17:32
When you face a foul army you need to use foul tricks to beat it!

Condottiere
18-03-2010, 17:38
Tzeentch ones tend to take on a fowlish aspect; Nurgle smell foul; while Khorne are just in a foul mood.

LiamTaylor
18-03-2010, 19:31
Last time I played wood elves I beat them with my Ogres :)

Feefait
18-03-2010, 19:52
I beat Ogres with my Wood Elves! Right back at ya!

TheMav80
18-03-2010, 20:43
I beat those WE with my lizards.

Stronginthearm
18-03-2010, 22:14
I jumped down and (further down) on the lizards with the stunties, cannons kill constipated toads

FORtheGREATERgood
18-03-2010, 22:19
Stunties were the paper to my empire's scissors

Djekar
19-03-2010, 00:36
Last time I beat Empire it was with Orcs. Sigmar isn't here to save you now, manlings!

Jind_Singh
19-03-2010, 00:37
Well I beat the Orcs with my pure Goblin horde - so you know what I say Djekar??

GOBBOS!!! GOBBOS FOR THE WIN!

Feefait
19-03-2010, 02:26
My Beastmen ambushed the goblins on the way to the real battle and ran them off the table. Beasts beat gobbos.

Stronginthearm
19-03-2010, 03:21
Beasts Ran into a cemetary and were killed and raised by my vamps, chaos gods down, the undead lich is now your true lord

Jind_Singh
19-03-2010, 05:44
But my Orcs & Goblins needed some teef to buy some shiney toys and beat the VCs good and proper!

Stumpy
19-03-2010, 06:12
I beat down the greenskins with the ever-reliable Sons of Sigmar!

FailSafe07
19-03-2010, 07:00
Not really, they're all Ld 7...

papabearshane
19-03-2010, 07:07
I smashed sigmariates with my unstoppable green hord of monsterous mayhem and good old fashend stompin

AFnord
19-03-2010, 08:11
Halted the green hordes advance with a hail of arrows coming from the forest.

ChaosVC
19-03-2010, 08:35
Well I draw with woodelves with my Warriors of Khorn,Tzeetch Nurgle...does that count?

stazba
19-03-2010, 08:36
Hey Malorian

You keeping a tally/track of who beats who, or will this go on forever? :D

moose
19-03-2010, 09:04
I last beat warriors of chaos (massacre) with last edition skaven.


Moose

AFnord
19-03-2010, 10:44
I last beat (massacred actually) those smelly rats with my silly forest dwellers.

Alathir
19-03-2010, 15:22
Silly forest dwellers are no match for good Dwarfen steel!

Malorian
19-03-2010, 22:38
Hey Malorian

You keeping a tally/track of who beats who, or will this go on forever? :D

My idea was that at 100 responses I would tally it up.

HellRaid
19-03-2010, 22:53
Dwarven steel was no match for my surfing treemen :P

Jind_Singh
20-03-2010, 01:32
Surfs up woodies - My deamon lord stomped over your leafy corpses!!!

warmong3r
20-03-2010, 03:57
Who were then were caught in a gyrocopter fly-by shooting

Lord0rcus
20-03-2010, 05:30
Dwarves were overcome by the pox of Nurgle daemons.

Jind_Singh
20-03-2010, 05:59
Well my master Pox Doctors, the sons of Sigmar, put paid to the pestilant freakshows of Nurgle!

For the Emperor - and Sigmar!

(and my Steam Tank!)

Silver-Joe
20-03-2010, 07:50
The pitiful creature in the imperial zoo, some would dare name a dragon has naught on the mighty dragons of the Asur!
(Dragonhammer! Tooled out lords face each other, I got the charge and killed Franz on turn 2! Then promptly terror bombed for the rest of the game)
HE wins over Empire!

Toshiro
20-03-2010, 07:53
TK knocks down HE

Wintermute
20-03-2010, 10:08
This thread serves no purpose therefore I'm closing it.

Wintermute