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Hoodwink
21-03-2010, 07:43
I just thought of a random idea to create some potentially hilarious outcomes - take a normal commercial or industry slogan and convert it to fit into the 40k Universe. For example:

"Mentos, the BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

"Built horde tough"

"You're not fully Creed unless you're Zestfully CREEEEEEED"

I'm bored at work on night shift, seeing if anyone else had time to kill :D

Tenken
21-03-2010, 07:49
He once organized a WAAAGH to get a bag of chips.

His sluggas shoot killkannon shells.

His power klaw strikes in itiative order.

He once lost a fight, just to see what it was like.

He is, the most interesting ork in the universe.

I don't always drink fungus beer, but when I do I prefer the one what has them two little crossed sticks.