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Autobot HQ
12-02-2007, 16:08
"... Cause the Pain Train is back baby, WOAH!"
- 'Terrible Toraz Taze


After mass fan outcry and support over the controversial Warseer Cup Final, the New Zaggarund Quakes today made the statement that they have reconsidered their options and will be staying with the Warseer League. CEO Iscariot said he was happy to be back.

"I'm happy to be back."
- CEO Iscariot, New Zaggarund Quakes

Further comments were made by both the team mascot and Troll Borgut, and by the ever psychotic Team Captain Harzuk "The Demolisher", but most vocal of all was, as usual, number #56, 'Terrible' Toraz Taze.

"WOAH! We're back baby, you know that it's for real! Lots of years with lots of zeros on our new downside contracts that Mr. Macmann gave us. He shows us the love baby, he knows where the talent lies, that ain't no lie. We've heard alot of fools laying down smack since we've been gone, and they're in for a long day, a longggggggg day, cause Triple T is up in this beacth!"
- 'Terrible' Toraz Taze, New Zaggarund Quakes

Unveiled today was also the new design for the NZQ Helmets, which can be found below on their official fansite. Many are already speculating that, seeing as they have designed new uniforms and equipment, that the team always planned to return and were simply holding out at the end of this season for a better contract option from the new President, VincÚ Macmann. At this time, Mr. Macmann was not available for comment.

++++ UPDATED TEAM PAGE ++++ (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=298458)

All in all, may we here at the WSTV network welcome back the New Zaggarund Quakes.


Deng Ham
12-02-2007, 16:18
Right after the anouncment of the NZQ's return. So came there junior fan team. Unoficial that is.

New Zaggarund Steaks (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=331383)

This lads have seen the big boys played. And all of them taken there "pro names" after there favorite player. That resultet en an awful fight between the CEO of NZQ and CEO of NZS. The result was that the NZS was alowed (?) to use non active players from the NZQ.

Not playing in the big league this fellas still try to outperform there heros. Eventualy they just try to kill som players (friend or foe, dossent matter) and hand then over to the cheff after the game.